[Copypasta] Rice farmer in Polynesia

twitchquotes: Hello my name is muambashu and i am a rice farmer in polynesia. I made my computer out of rubber from gum trees and banana leaves. Please help me defeat corporations by following in my footsteps and not understanding money. Please no copy pasterino
twitch chat
May 2015
Reynad
What happened to this ad? :(
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Tides left reynad for C9

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis team's salary is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œReynad's contract can't win against a salary like C9's” β˜‘ "They NEEDED precisely those bonuses to get me to sign" β˜‘ β€œThey bribed the only player that would turncoat” β˜‘ "They had the perfect negotiator" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing Reynad could do” β˜‘ β€œI backstabbed that perfectly"
twitch chat
November 2014
Reynad

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

UPLOADING VIRUS EXE

twitchquotes: UPLOADING VIRUS EXE β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 98%
twitch chat
November 2014
Reynad

Please use the code Tempo to save 3% off...

twitchquotes: BibleThump Andrey Yanuk otherwise known as Reynad has passed away this Saturday's afternoon. He was ambushed by a group of dongers in an alley, and stabbed with a kniferino made out of a salt shaker. His last words were "please use the code "Tempo" to save 3% off the funeral costs and bury me in my tempostorm tshirt". Rest in peace pepperoni cappuccino pistachio bro. You shall be missed. Please no copy pasterino cappuccino
twitch chat
November 2015
Reynad

sellout

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twitch chat
March 2016
Reynad

How do you think we will conquer Ukraine

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad I'm a military strategist in Mother Russia, how do you think we will conquer Ukraine
twitch chat
July 2014
Reynad
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