[Copypasta] RNGesus pounds Reynad's sweet, supple orifice relentlessly

twitchquotes: Hello fair maiden Reynad, this is the valiant knight Sir Coppus Pastaronus. I have come to rescue you from the mystical Tower of Salt, where the cruel innkeeper RNGesus has pounded your sweet, supple orifice relentlessly to the beat of Lord Kappa Please no paste.
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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twitch chat
March 2016
Reynad

I LIKE MY MEMES DANK

twitchquotes: ( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ರೃ ) I LIKE MY MEMES DANK ( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ರೃ )
twitch chat
June 2015
Reynad

RNGesus pounds Reynad's sweet, supple orifice relentlessly

twitchquotes: Hello fair maiden Reynad, this is the valiant knight Sir Coppus Pastaronus. I have come to rescue you from the mystical Tower of Salt, where the cruel innkeeper RNGesus has pounded your sweet, supple orifice relentlessly to the beat of Lord Kappa Please no paste.
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

When chugging RedBullβ„’ I have more energy to stream

twitchquotes: When chugging RedBullβ„’ I have more energy to stream. When my friend drank the competition's Monster energy drink he literally died. RedBullβ„’ however keeps me full of energy and ready to stream. RedBullβ„’ RedBullβ„’ RedBullβ„’
twitch chat
May 2015
Reynad

sellout

3% off of everything except my forehead

twitchquotes: Reynad ran crying out of the house. Knowing something was wrong, Frodan ran out after him. "What's wrong?" Frodan asked Reynad. Reynad replied with tears in his eyes, "Everyone was making fun of me." "Why?" Frodan said. Reynad barely eked out the words, "I can use promo code TEMPO to get 3% off of everything, except my forehead."
twitch chat
November 2015
Reynad
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