[Copypasta] Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
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January 2015
Reynad
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Reynad is inspiring

twitchquotes: Reynad, you have inspired me so much. Without you I would never have been able to come to terms with my genital warts and how they are natural. I am no longer ashamed of them and would like you to someday see them! Thank you.
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March 2014
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How will this affect Rick James?

twitchquotes: Yesterday I walked into the bathroom and my brother was taking a shit. I don't know why he didn't lock the door, but before I could leave he asked me to grab him a roll of toilet paper. As I was handing it to him he jumped up and smacked a hand full of shit across my face...How will this affect Rick James?
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July 2014
Reynad

RNGesus who art in Hearthstone

twitchquotes: RNGesus who art in Hearthstone, Random be thy game. Thy random come, Thy turn be done, on Azeroth as it is in Hearthstone. Give us this day our daily quest, and forgive us our misplays, as we forgive those who queue as hunter and lead us not into fatigue but deliver us from zero. For thine is the random, and the mulligan, and the topdeck, always yet never, Ameno.
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May 2016
Reynad

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HOIST THY DONGERS

twitchquotes: ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ノ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ノ
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April 2015
Reynad

Extreme Sodium Saltstorm 9000

twitchquotes: ☐ sᴀʟᴛ ☐ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴀʟᴛ ☐ ᴘᴊsᴀʟᴛ ☐ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ sᴏᴅɪᴜᴍ sᴀʟᴛsᴛᴏʀᴍ 9000 ☑ ʀᴇʏɴᴀᴅ
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July 2014
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