when is google gonna buy ad space on reynads forehead??
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More Reynad Copypastas
How will this affect my chains?
twitchquotes:Hey Reynad, A dinosaur here. I was recently locked up but I killed the zoo owner. However, I was not able to find the key on him. How will this affect my chains?
Hey Reynad, A dinosaur here. I was recently locked up but I killed the zoo owner. However, I was not able to find the key on him. How will this affect my chains?
If the human body is 75% water...
twitchquotes:If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt?
If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? Kappa
Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...
twitchquotes:I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now
I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now PJSalt
Are you ready for my demolisher?
twitchquotes:Reynad moaned softly as Hyp3d pressed up against him. "Are you ready for my demolisher?" quipped Hyp3d. Reynad gave a short gasp "B-But it's too early, you donβt have enough mana!" Hyp3d shyly replies, "I've got a Coin-dom right here."
Reynad moaned softly as Hyp3d pressed up against him. "Are you ready for my demolisher?" quipped Hyp3d. Reynad gave a short gasp "B-But it's too early, you donβt have enough mana!" Hyp3d shyly replies, "I've got a Coin-dom right here."