[Copypasta] Fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad, big fan here trying to fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum for constipated hospital patients, any tips on sucking ass?
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twitchquotes: Keep sharing spoilers guys! Those shows seem so interesting, I'm so glad I'm reading all these spoilers. What about some Game of Thrones spoilers now? How hard can you spoil it?
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Eyes wide and with flowery flare

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Eyes wide and with flowery flare, we love you Reynad you have great hair (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
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Darude Sandstorm

twitchquotes: Kreygasm DUDUDUDUDUDUU Kreygasm
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Ruski Constituski

twitchquotes: HELLO CHAT. My NAME Sergei Copypastavich from Russia. You all steal my family name and violate copyright law 459.53 of Ruski Constituski. I sue all of you and me and Putin laugh and play in pile of twitch monies. As they say in amarica F*CK To YOU, Pay to me!!
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