Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
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You will never be an anime girl
You will never be an anime girl. You have no ancestry, you have no weebship, you have no skills that would make neon Tokyo ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating nerdy man twisted by delusions of mythical Katana superiority and exposure to media folded over 3000 times into a disgusting mockery of metalworkings perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a the globally useless talents of Uwudo and Iya-giri to a ไธญไบ level was a worthwhile ไฝฟใๆน of ใๅ's time, but one can't expect that an individual as ็พ่ป as ใใก will ever know the value of the ไปฒ้ you threw away in doing that. Actual Sasukes are ใใใ ใญใขใ by you. Thousands of years of ่ช็ถ้ฒๅ have allowed ไพ to identify ๅฝ็ฉ่ช from mannerisms and ่จ่ชๅ alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a ้่ฏ็ฌ somehow passes as normal (ใใชใใใใฉ้ฟๅ), any Soul Eater person will immediately ไธกๆญใall ่ฟทใใwhen they ่ใ the ๅฃฐ and ๅบๅณถ-ben of someone who is not only a basic ไธๅฟ at best, but worth no more than ใดใใซใน in skills, accomplishments, and no ใฏใคใ yes ใใฌใณใ. You will never be ๅนธใใใกใใๆฉ่ฝใ You wrench out a ๅฝ็ฌใ and ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ่ to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own ่น้ท, as you project your disgusting traits onto your ๅงๅก้ท. However, deep inside you feel the ไธๅฎ creeping up like a ๆก, ready to crush you under the ใในใ2ไธไธใZzใใฌใณใใ , and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new ใชในใใผ in which to be ็ก่ฆ, and not even the exotic trait of beingใๆตทๅคใใใญ makes up for just how uninteresting of a ็ก่จ่ตคในใ you are. Eventually itโll be too much to bear - youโll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold ใฏใใกใใพ. Your ใใ will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearableใๆฅใใใ and ใดใใซในๆญปใญ. Theyโll bury you with a ๅฆๆช marked with your ้ ๅๅฑ้, and every ไธๅผฆใฎ้ฌผ for the rest of eternity will know a ้ป่น is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a ใฎใซใถใฌใณ that is ่ชใ้จๅนฝ้. This is your ้ๅฝ. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. ๆใ yourself and ่ฌใ for being ใชใขๅ
to some Virtual entity that exists only in your mind while actual people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.
Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
๐.
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Mr I'm too dank to call or write my fans
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