[Copypasta] Never raise a child who likes Jake and Logan Paul

twitchquotes: My son ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป can be homer sexual ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ My daughter ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป can be lebanese ๐Ÿ‘ญ But I will NEVER โ€ผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€
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August 2018
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