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My son ๐ฆ๐ป can be homer sexual ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ My daughter ๐ง๐ป can be lebanese ๐ญ But I will NEVER โผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐ถ๐ป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐
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I used to be a real ad
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To protect the world from ad-vestation
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To protect the world from ad-vestation. TableHere To unite all adblockers within our nation. TableHere Jesse TableHere James TableHere Meowth's the name TableHere Team AdBlock blasts off at the speed of light! TableHere Surrender your revenue now or prepare to fight! TableHere
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Pokemon Marathon 2018
Ruining my twitch chat experience
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You guys are ruining my twitch chat experience. I come to the twitch chat for mature conversation about the gameplay, only to be awarded with kappa faces and frankerzs. People who spam said faces need medical attention utmost. The twitch chat is serious business, and the mods should really raise their dongers.
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Ninja's wife and xqc's twitter feud
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Of course ๐ค I was going to answer๐ฎโโ๏ธ sweetie , ๐ฅฐ I was eating breakfast๐ง, fueling up for a productive day ๐
Not very relatable ๐คจ I know! ๐ผ You should teach me a thing ๐ or 2โ about fundraisers ๐ฃ๐ต i'm sure you know a thing or two โ about raising funds. ๐คฃ๐คช I mean, these gucci ๐ bags don't pay for themselves. ๐ ๐ฆ
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Giant tropical Kripparians
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Giant tropical Kripparians share their territories with Hearthstone players. Despite never getting to legendary, he's a nimble player. As quick as lightning, just like the player he's killing, the Kripparian has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing salt. Even pros aren't immune from an ambush. This Kripparian is an arena player.
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Kripp
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Amaz and Kripp
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Amaz moans hard as Kripp gropes his smallish package. โPepperoniโ Kripp whispered into Amazโs elvish ear, as they started making out. โDoโฆdo I win?โ Amaz says tentatively, as Kripp slowly tugs away his pants. โYour deck is crazyโ Kripp says, as he flips Amaz on his back. โItโs lethal guysโ Amaz says playfully, as he presents his Twisting Nether.
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Kripp