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My son ๐ฆ๐ป can be homer sexual ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ My daughter ๐ง๐ป can be lebanese ๐ญ But I will NEVER โผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐ถ๐ป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐
๐ปโ
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(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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A girl... AND a gamer?
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
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M-mr Kripp could you p-please stop crying
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m-mr kripp could you p-please stop crying
m-mr kripp could you p-please stop crying
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Kripp
Kripp from the future
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HEY ITS KRIPP FrOM the future here trying to tell you to stop playing this childrens game while you can. IF NOT you will play this game for 40 years in a row and it will take a toll on your health. i have been declared clinacly insane and have been staying at a looney bin forced to eat meat everyday
HEY ITS KRIPP FrOM the future here trying to tell you to stop playing this childrens game while you can. IF NOT you will play this game for 40 years in a row and it will take a toll on your health. i have been declared clinacly insane and have been staying at a looney bin forced to eat meat everyday
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This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation
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โThis guy's vape is CRAZY!โ 
โMy vape can't win against a rip like thatโ "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" โHe ripped the only vape that could beat meโ "He ripped the perfect vapes" โThere was nothing I could doโ โI vaped that perfectlyโ
โMy vape can't win against a rip like thatโ "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" โHe ripped the only vape that could beat meโ "He ripped the perfect vapes" โThere was nothing I could doโ โI vaped that perfectlyโ
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Lying about service dogs
I work in a restaurant. We only allow dogs in if they are service dogs. If anyone comes in with any dog I ask;
โIs it a service dog?โ
With a big wink to give them the opportunity to lie to me making it obvious I want them to.
If at first they say โnoโ I reply with โare you sure? This dog here? Sure looks like a service dog to me. Are you sure this is not a service dog?โwith another big wink
Always works.
I love dogs