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My son π¦π» can be homer sexual π³οΈβπ My daughter π§π» can be lebanese π But I will NEVER βΌοΈ Raise a child πΆπ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul π
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What happened to this ad? :(
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I was worried all the copium mines had run dry
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I was worried all the copium mines had run dry, that our reckless over-mining of such a precious resource had rendered it lost to time. But here comes our lord and savior [insert streamer here], who has managed to make this once limited resource renewable. Thank you sir. Our children will build statues to honor your ingenuity.
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Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?
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(β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Call on me! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Yes little Dong? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . Κβ Ν‘β’ Να΄₯ Ν‘β’Κ
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Kripp
Which one of you got reddit to send me this
Which one of you fucks got reddit to send me this shit
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Discord mod warning
Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and Iβm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I donβt want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
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Copy pasters are such idiots.
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Copy pasters are such idiots. Imagine being so dumb you just CTRL + C what other people write? Wasting oxygen for real. Try an original thought please.
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