[Copypasta] Never raise a child who likes Jake and Logan Paul

twitchquotes: My son ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป can be homer sexual ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ My daughter ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป can be lebanese ๐Ÿ‘ญ But I will NEVER โ€ผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€
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August 2018
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I want to play control warrior but I'm missing...

twitchquotes: Hey Forsen, I want to play control warrior but I'm missing: Grommash, Alexstrasza, Harrison, Sylvanas, Baron Geddon, Shield Slam, Brawl, Naxx, and the Hearthstone game. Can you suggest replacements?
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January 2015
Forsen

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twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ แดแด€สแดส€ แดา“ แด„แด€ษดแด€แด…แด€สŸแด€ษดแด…. แดกแด‡ ษดแด‡แด‡แด… สแดแดœ สœแดแดแด‡ แดส sแดษด, แด‡แด แด‡ส€ sษชษดแด„แด‡ สแดแดœ สŸแด‡า“แด› แดœs แดแดœส€ sแด€สŸแด› แดษชษดแด‡s สœแด€แด แด‡ ส™แด‡แด‡ษด ส€แดœษดษดษชษดษข แด…ส€ส. ษดแด แดษดแด‡ ษชs แด˜ส€แดแด ษชแด…ษชษดษข แด›สœแด‡sแด‡ แด˜แดแดส€ สœแด€ส€แด…-แดกแดส€แด‹ษชษดษข แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แดกษชแด›สœ แด›สœแด‡ แด›แด€ส™สŸแด‡ sแด€สŸแด› แด›สœแด‡ส แด…แด‡sแด‡ส€แด แด‡ า“แดส€ แด›สœแด‡ษชส€ แด…แด€ษชสŸส แดแด‡แด€สŸs. แดกแด‡ ษดแด‡แด‡แด… สแดแดœ แดแด„แด›แด€แด ษชแด€ษด.
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December 2014
Kripp

Bush outdated, Obama overrated, Hillary eliminated

twitchquotes: Jebaited BUSH OUTDATED Jebaited OBAMA OVERRATED Jebaited HILLARY ELIMINATED Jebaited TRUMP CONGRATULATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited NOW WE EMIGRATED Jebaited
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November 2016

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July 2018

What has my life come to? I'm sitting in an empty room

twitchquotes: What has my life come to? I'm sitting in an empty room, behind my wooden pc watching a guy play a card game for children, probably earning my yearly salary in a week's time. All of my ambitions are now gone. Only thing that i have left is my old pc and a memory of who i once was...
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June 2019

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