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My son π¦π» can be homer sexual π³οΈβπ My daughter π§π» can be lebanese π But I will NEVER βΌοΈ Raise a child πΆπ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul π
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I used to be a real ad
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SCANNING FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED
π¨ SCANNING π½ FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED π¨
25% COMPLETE π
50% COMPLETE π
75% COMPLETE π
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THIS SCAN HAS FOUND β NO β PERSON(S) WITHIN A 1000 KM RADIUS WHO ASKED.
Who Asked?
Evere Time Kripe Bro Fist I Put Balls On Compotur Scren
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Kripp
Sorry, I dropped my chess set
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β β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β β Sorry, I've dropped my chess set β β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β ββ ββ β
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imaqtpie
Petition to fly Kripp down to Houston
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I am starting a petition to fly Kripp down to Houston to aid in the Hurricane Harvey relief effort. The unprecedented levels of 
that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer 
that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer
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Kripp
In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born
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(ββΏββΏ) In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born. Every day he would dream of a better life, one with Spreadsheets and all the OJ he could drink. One day a magical Succubus came and whisked him away, she promised him glory, cats and best of all... Boobs. Now Kripp is dead. The End (ββΏββΏ)
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Kripp