[Copypasta] There is no such thing as freedom of speech on Twitch

twitchquotes: There is no such thing as freedom of speech on Twitch. Freedom of speech means the Government can't police your speech. None of us are government actors. This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship with the head of said dictatorship being the streamer and the enforcement of the dictators laws falling to the mods
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July 2022
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She needs a man that can treat her right

twitchquotes: What the fuck man. I'm literally sitting here on the verge of tears. Slaving away in this dead end job saving up for the end of the month splash. I was this close. Maybe I should have done that overtime, if I could get her that money earlier I might have been able to convince her in the dono message. She needs a man that can treat her right, a man like me. I would open the car door for her EVERY TIME, I would pull out her chair at a restaurant, I would lay my twitch hoodie over puddles to protect her from the filth.
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December 2020

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I鈥檓 glad Blitzchung got banned!

twitchquotes: I鈥檓 glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Please remove this part from the message before posting)
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November 2019

Hearthstone

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September 2018

Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

twitchquotes: Hey my name is Henry Dongerman I lost my pet donger. Here's a picture of him [釙權技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽] if you can help find him I would be eternally grateful he means the world to me. Mr. Mittens is his name if it helps share this around and pray to lord donger to help find him. His favorite song is 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 HARDER BETTER FASTER DONGER 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 so try playing that he may come
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July 2014
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Rick Astley paradox

twitchquotes: If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won鈥檛 give it to you because he鈥檚 never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he鈥檚 letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.
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June 2020

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