[Copypasta] The art of sucking

twitchquotes: I consider sucking d**k an art form. When someone tells me to suck his d**k I view it as an honor and a privilege. Not to mention an opportunity to show off my unparalleled d**k sucking skills. Most of the time, the man puts up quite the struggle and yells at me that he didn't mean it literally. But I see straight through that ruse. When I finally free that d**k from his pants and place it inside my mouth everything changes. The look of blissful ecstasy on his face reaffirms what I already hold true in my heart. This is what I was born to do. D**k is my medium and I am its master. No homo.
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twitchquotes: T๐•™๐•š๐•ค ๐•š๐•ค ๐•’ ๐•ค๐•ก๐•–๐•”๐•š๐•’๐• ๐•ก๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•”๐•ฅ๐•–๐•• ๐•—๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ. ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•”๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•”๐• ๐•ก๐•ช ๐•š๐•ฅ. ๐”พ๐•  ๐•’๐•™๐•–๐•’๐••, ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช.
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โ Œโ Šโ †โ •โ …โ •โ Œโก†โฃƒโ ชโ ขโ ฃโกฑโก‘โข•โข…โขฃโ ฑโกกโกฃโกฃโกฃโกฃโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ€โฃ โฃ€โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โก€โก€โก€โก€โก€โก€โข„โ ขโข€โ „โกโข€โ  โ „โ „โก€โ …โ ˆโกˆโขธโขธโขชโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโกŸโฃฟโฃปโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ ชโกโกŒโข†โขŽโขขโ ถโ ฟโ ปโกŸโ ปโ พโ ฐโก•โกโกœโฃ”โข•โข•โ „โกฃโกฃโกฃโ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฏโ ˜โ „โ โ „โ „โ ‰โขขโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โกŠโข”โ œโกŒโ Žโขˆโฃฌโฃฅโฃคโฃดโฃถโ „โ „โ ˆโขชโกณโฃ•โก•โกงโกโฃ‡โข‡โข‡โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃฟโกโ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โกจโ ขโก‘โก•โ „โขโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ Ÿโขงโ „โ „โ ˜โฃžโกžโกฎโกณโกโฃ‡โข‡โ งโ „โ „โ „โ „โข‡โก‚โ „โ „โ „โก„โ „โ „โ „โข โข€โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ  โก‘โขŒโขบโก€โ ฐโฃคโฃ–โฃฏโขถโฃฝโฃŸโ †โก„โ „โฃ—โกฏโฃฏโฃฃโ ƒโฃ‡โข‡โขโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โฃ โก–โกฆโฃฝโกฟโข†โ „โ šโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โขโ จโกโฃโฃ‡โ „โฃโฃฏโขญโขฝโฃปโกบโ …โ „โ „โฃฟโขฝโฃณโฃณโ โขฑโขฑโก‘โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ƒโ ˆโ ขโข•โ โ โ „โก‘โ „โฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃ”โฃ…โฃ†โฃ—โขฟโก€โขโขกโขญโขผโ ธโ ˆโ „โ „โ „โฃปโฃŸโฃทโขทโข…โก‡โก‡โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ …โ กโ „โ „โ „โ ‚โฃŠโฃผโฃฟโ „โข โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโกฏโ โ ƒโ ‹โ ƒโ ˜โฃทโฃ„โก€โข€โฃคโ †โก„โ „โ ›โฃ›โข™โข‹โ ƒโข—โกโกŒโ „โฃ โฃคโฃถโฃถโกฒโกถโกฒโก†โข’โฃถโ ‚โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โ ™โ ปโกฟโกถโฃฆโฃคโก€ โ ›โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโฃฟโกฏโขฉโฃฟโฃฟโฃฅโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ›โฃฟโฃŽโข‡โข€โขผโ Œโ ชโ โ „โข™โ ฝโ ปโขธโ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ โ „โ  โ ƒ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃคโฃผโกฟโ —โกšโข›โฃฏโขฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฏโฃงโกถโ ถโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃโ โขโฃ€โขโ „โ †โ Šโ šโ ›โขขโฃคโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขญโก›โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกŽโ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโกงโขธโ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โฃฎโ ƒโ โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก‡โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃโขˆโก‡โ „โ „โ ฌโ โ „โ „โกผโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโ โ „โขธโฃฟโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ โขฐโฃถโฃโ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโฃŸโ „โกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ „โ „โขธโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโ โ „โ ˆโฃทโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ—โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ ญโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ „โ „โฃฟโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกณโ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโก‘โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ •โกฝโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โฃปโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โข โฃฌโฃฟโฃปโก†โ „โ „โฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โขฝโก‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ปโ ƒโ „โ „โ ฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ชโก‚โ „โ „โฃธโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โก€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโ žโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โขคโฃ€ โฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกถโ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ Ÿโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃงโกœโฃพโฃฟโฃทโขถโก โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโข€ โฃบโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ™โ „โ ˜โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ˆโ ˆโ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ  โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆ โขทโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ ˆโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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September 2021

Yao Ming Face / Bitch Please

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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