[Copypasta] The art of sucking

twitchquotes: I consider sucking d**k an art form. When someone tells me to suck his d**k I view it as an honor and a privilege. Not to mention an opportunity to show off my unparalleled d**k sucking skills. Most of the time, the man puts up quite the struggle and yells at me that he didn't mean it literally. But I see straight through that ruse. When I finally free that d**k from his pants and place it inside my mouth everything changes. The look of blissful ecstasy on his face reaffirms what I already hold true in my heart. This is what I was born to do. D**k is my medium and I am its master. No homo.
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September 2017
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Geepsy from Romania dreams to play Cardstone

twitchquotes: ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ผง๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ผฒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผก๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†๏ฝ… ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‹๏ฝ… ๏ผค๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ผฃ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ผญ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ‰๏ฝ’๏ฝŒ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผก๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝš๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผท๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ผค๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ผ
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PGL

Spy from tf2 disguised himself as demoman

twitchquotes: Bruh wharf if, if the spy fromb tf2 disguised himself as demoman to get an N-word word pass.
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lol not actually laughing

twitchquotes: Hi tyler1, i was just wondering as to why you type "lol" in the chat but on camera you are not actually laughing?
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Hello Kripp, Cattarian here

twitchquotes: CoolCat Hello Kripp, Cattarian here. Since I'm dead, my new family bought me sunglasses and propped me up like in that movie Weekend At Bernie's. How you doing in Canadaland? Playing Grindstone? Been lucky? Not dead like me? Say hello to Rania from me. CoolCat
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