[Copypasta] not an weeb thing

twitchquotes: โ€˜not an weeb thingโ€™. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering normal people everywhere i go. wherever i look, people with tv show merch, people speaking english. it makes me and millions of other weebs out there feel really attacked.
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February 2019
Tweet: https://twitter.com/breathinbuckyy/status/1091762452524662789
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Investigating criminal codenamed Forsen

twitchquotes: แด€แด›แด›แด‡ษดแด›ษชแดษด แด›แดกษชแด›แด„สœ แดœsแด‡ส€s: แด›สœษชs ษชs ษชษดแด›แด‡ส€แด˜แดสŸ แด€ษขแด‡ษดแด› ษขษชษดแด แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด€ษดแด… ษช'แด สœแด‡ส€แด‡ ษชษดแด แด‡sแด›ษชษขแด€แด›ษชษดษข sแด‡ส€ษชแด€สŸ ส€แด€แด˜ษชsแด› แด€ษดแด… ษดแด€แดขษช sสแดแด˜แด€แด›สœษชแดขแด‡ส€ แด„แดแด…แด‡ษดแด€แดแด‡แด… า“แดส€sแด‡ษด. แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ สœแด‡สŸแด˜ sแด˜ส€แด‡แด€แด… แด€แดกแด€ส€แด‡ษดแด‡ss แดา“ แด›สœษชs แด…แด€ษดษขแด‡ส€แดแดœs แด„ส€ษชแดษชษดแด€สŸ.
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This person...

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Bungie messages Dr Lupo about Destiny

twitchquotes: Hi DrLupo, it's Cliff, from Bungie. Yea I work two jobs, it's to afford my sick v6 BMW. Heard you were having some issues connecting to our game. Our records show you aren't on our Streamer Prime servers, with the notes 'Fortnite made you' and 'Tarkov Daddy' Flagged on your account. I regret to inform you only real Destiny streamers can play today. Feel free to submit an appeal, loser.
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November 2020
DrLupo

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August 2018

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