[Copypasta] Lonely Moby Dick

twitchquotes: So in Moby Dick why does Captain Ahab never consider that the whale is just lonely and looking for love? Clearly it's been through a lot from the scarring and probably wants to settle down in it's golden years. Personnally, if i were captain, i would have been a good human and take 2 and a half feet of whale cock to ease his pain
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June 2020
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Kripp can't beat anyone

twitchquotes: My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan
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September 2016
Kripp

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The LoL player couldn't deny

twitchquotes: A Dota player and a LoL player walks into a bar. The Dota gamer turns around to the LoL gamer saying, "LoL sucks!" The LoL player couldn't deny. BrokeBack
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March 2016

Dota 2

Negatron Cloak

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃดโฃถโ žโ ›โขถโฃคโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โกถโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ โฃฐโ ‡โฃˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃคโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โข โฃพโฃฟโก—โขฟโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃดโฃพโ Ÿโข โกโ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โขถโฃคโฃ€โกบโ ฟโ ‹โฃ โกพโ „โ „โขคโฃถโฃคโฃ„โ ˆโ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โ „ โ „โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฃโฃฟโฃทโฃŒโก›โขฟโฃฟโฃพโกŸโ โขคโฃคโฃ€โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ „โ ™โขฟโฃทโ „ โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃณโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโขญโฃถโฃ‡โ „โ ปโฃฟโฃงโก€โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโก€โ ™โ ‡ โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃณโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โ „โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃดโก„โ „ โขธโกฟโฃฑโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃฟโฃฟโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ „โ ˆโขฟโกฟโฃฑโฃฟ โ ˜โฃตโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃธโฃฟโฃฟโขพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โกœโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ โฃฟโกฟ โขธโฃถโฃโขฟโขงโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ ˜โกœโฃฟโฃทโฃดโฃฆโฃ€โ ˜โ „ โ „โ ปโฃฟโข‡โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ ˜โกฝโกŸโขซโฃดโฃถโก†โ „ โ „โ „โ ™โขทโฃฟโกญโ กโ †โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ปโ „โขซโ „โฃ€โกนโฃฟโก‡โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ƒโ „โข€โฃšโฃญโฃญโฃญโกโ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโฃ›โฃ‚โ „โฃผโกฟโฃฃโกŸโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ™โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃ€โฃˆโฃฉโฃญโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃญโกถโ ‹โ „โ „โ „
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January 2021

League of Legends

Teamfight Tactics

Donkey Kong

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ”€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–โ–โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–โ–โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ–„โ–„โ”€โ”€โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–โ–โ–„โ”€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ”€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ascii art
September 2021

I thought, I thought you streamed for me

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