[Copypasta] Lonely Moby Dick

twitchquotes: So in Moby Dick why does Captain Ahab never consider that the whale is just lonely and looking for love? Clearly it's been through a lot from the scarring and probably wants to settle down in it's golden years. Personnally, if i were captain, i would have been a good human and take 2 and a half feet of whale cock to ease his pain
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June 2020
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THINKING

twitchquotes: Every day rushing through my head, like a river that only runs red, Every night when I lay in my bed, I remember every word that you said, I try to stop myself from thinking, And yet I find myself sinking, Deeper and deeper, your lies blinking in my mind, Crushing the only inkling of hope I never knew I could find, On and on these horrible thoughts I can't stop myself, Pulled out of my head like some kind of deranged shelf, I just had anal sex with a gay elf
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April 2019

KappaPride

HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

twitchquotes: šŸ“ž BabyRage HELLO BLIZZARD šŸ“ž BabyRage I WANT TO REPORT A BUG šŸ“ž BabyRage MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
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February 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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dont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourā€™re probably white + not funny didnā€™t laugh + youā€™re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdonā€™t care + didnā€™t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourā€™re a full time discordian + not funny didnā€™t laugh + youā€™re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio donā€™t care + didnā€™t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe copedonā€™t care + didnā€™t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourā€™re probably white + not funny didnā€™t laugh + youā€™re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdonā€™t care + didnā€™t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourā€™re a full time discordian + not funny didnā€™t laugh + youā€™re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio donā€™t care + didnā€™t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + so bad + so ass
May 2022

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yang gang for life

twitchquotes: If my girl šŸ‘© and yang šŸ¤“ both drowning šŸ˜± and I can only save one šŸ˜¢ catch me with my 1000 extra a month šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘ because it's yang gang for life šŸ˜¤šŸ˜‰šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜Œ
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August 2019

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valorant is a child game

twitchquotes: valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
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December 2020

Valorant

CSGO

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