[Copypasta] Lonely Moby Dick

twitchquotes: So in Moby Dick why does Captain Ahab never consider that the whale is just lonely and looking for love? Clearly it's been through a lot from the scarring and probably wants to settle down in it's golden years. Personnally, if i were captain, i would have been a good human and take 2 and a half feet of whale cock to ease his pain
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June 2020
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Reynad keeps escaped walruses from the local zoo

twitchquotes: Wแด‡สŸสŸ แดแด‡แด› Rแด‡สษดแด€แด…! I แด€แด Dแด€ษด GแดœสŸ, แดแดกษดแด‡ส€ แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ สŸแดแด„แด€สŸ แดขแดแด. WสœษชสŸแด‡ แดกแด€แด›แด„สœษชษดษข สแดแดœส€ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แด แดกแด‡ ษดแดแด›ษชแด„แด‡แด… sแดแดแด‡ แด…ษชsแด›แดœส€ส™ษชษดษข sแดแดœษดแด…s แด„แดแดษชษดษข า“ส€แดแด สแดแดœส€ แดษชแด„ แด›สœแด€แด› แดกแด‡ ส™แด‡สŸษชแด‡แด แด‡ แด›แด ส™แด‡ sแดแดแด‡ ส€แด‡แด„แด‡ษดแด›สŸส แด‡sแด„แด€แด˜แด‡แด… แดกแด€สŸส€แดœsแด‡s. Iา“ สแดแดœ แด…แด ษดแดแด› ส€แด‡แด›แดœส€ษด แดแดœส€ แดกแด€สŸส€แดœsแด‡s แดกษชแด›สœษชษด 24 สœแดแดœส€s, แดกแด‡ แดกษชสŸสŸ สœแด€แด แด‡ Tแดกษชแด›แด„สœ sสœแดœแด› แด…แดแดกษด สแดแดœส€ แด„สœแด€ษดษดแด‡สŸ. I'แด ส™แด€ษชแด›ษชษดษข สแดแดœ.
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November 2014
Reynad

My husband said I have "boy pussy."

My husband said I have "boy pussy." I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since. For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud. I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
May 2022

Kripp forgot about shredder placement

twitchquotes: Pupparrian scampers excitedly as Kripp carries the new bird cage. "Here you go, Birdarrian," says Kripp as he hangs the cage in the office. Unfortunately, Pupparian's joyful romping caused kripp to stumble, the cage bursting open and Birdarrian falling helplessly into the merciless jaws of the paper shredder sitting below the cage. "Oh no," gasps Kripp, "I forgot about shredder placement!"
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April 2016
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Spongebob, you are my new sex toy

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