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I fucked Up DVD

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.

April 2022

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HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM

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HELLO 911 📞 4Head

JAKE IS IN MY ROOM 📞 4Head

HE HAS A PULSE BOMB 📞 4Head

WHATS THAT? 📞 4Head

ILL BE OKAY? 📞 4Head

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April 2018

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Hey Doublelift, I'm trying to learn to play Shaco

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CTRL WTF for Fancy WTF

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Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector

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January 2015

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Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector

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