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I am not a simp.
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And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. Iāve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simpedā never simped for a girl. Iāve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not Iām a simp. Well, Iām not a simp. Iāve never simped for any girl Iāve got. I am not a simp.
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Daniel Craig Cock And Ball Torture
As Daniel Craig says goodbye to the role of James Bond, let us revisit one of the greatest films in the series. Casino Royale (2006)
Daniel Craig receiving some intense cock and ball torture at the hands of Mads Mikkelsen has to be my favourite scene from any Bond film. Right next to the opening of Skyfall. How appropriate is it that a character who has been the face of masculinity for half a century, nearly gets emasculated by someone who possesses none of that virility.
Le Chiffre (played by Mikkelsen) is in many ways the opposite of Bond. He lacks the vigour, sex appeal, and chivalry of 007. When a warlord threatens to cut off his girlfriendās arm, Le Chiffre, out of fear does not object, to which even the warlord comments that she should find a better boyfriend. He suffers from Asthma and Haemolacria (Acute Haemolacria tends to occur in fertile women because of hormones). He even comments during the c and b torture session that he desires to ruin the body that Bond has taken such good care of (There is a hint of jealousy in his voice as he says this).
And yet, it is Bond who is strapped to the chair. The camera zooming in on his grimacing face at every strike to his manhood. This castration is also a symbolic one. The weakness and decline of the British empire is a key theme that is explored throughout the Craig Bond films. The idea that the CIA had to donate money to Bond so he could beat a man at a game of Poker, and yet still end up at the mercy of this traditionally impotent individual who is unaffiliated with any country, and has amassed all his power through his ability to control money ā paints a damning picture of the power of modern day Britain. And it says a lot about what power really means in our modern world.
The opening theme by Chris Cornell is truly remarkable, and some of the action sequences here are the seriesā most memorable. For me, this is the greatest Bond film ever.
As the man himself says goodbye to the role with the release of No Time To Die, it must be said that no one has embodied the character of James Bond and humanized him quite like Craig has. Nowhere is this more apparent than in Casino Royale. The ice-cold blue eyes that occasionally hint at soft vulnerability, will truly be missed. Daniel Craig can walk away with pride knowing he has been the greatest ever to play such an icon.
So you call these things "chips"?
So you call these things "chips"? Instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights?
Thatās rather bit cringe, innit bruv
Having to call a judge āyour honorā is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
āYour Honorā. I mean gimmie a fuckinā break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iāve seriously seen courtrooms where theyāll say āSirā and the judge will be like āItās āYour Honorā young man!!ā
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use āSirā like everybody else.
Itās some LARPING Iād expect kids to do. āOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!ā
Shut up.
EDIT: Iām literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yāall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying āitās just a title, like Doctor!ā. Judges have a title like āDoctorā, itās called āJudgeā - Doctors donāt expect us to call them āThy Healerā or some crap like that.