[Copypasta] Don't feel bad, I'm just better that you

twitchquotes: Don't feel bad, I'm just better that you. Every morning I wake up and wash my adderall down with GFUELโ„ข๏ธ, I have a python script that uploads my gameplay directly to reddit and I have amassed over 3 million karma. I only have TTV in my name ironically but also I have a stream PogChamp. If my ping were lower I would literally never lose, my 80% headshot percentage (op included) always carries my team. Let's be honest LUL you will probably never be on my level because of my insane natural talent.
twitch chat
August 2020
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Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion

twitchquotes: Kripparrian grabs Rania by the scruff of her delicate neck, thrusting her to the Hyper-X Ultra-White High-Def gaming chair. The Krippster's rightfully claimed woman presents her rose-hued folds to her master in submission. "Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion" Rania wails in passion. Kripparadino kicks Cattarrian aside, and towers over the chair, "I'm gonna play this perfectly." Kripp misses lethal.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Domo Kun

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ–„โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„ โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–„โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ– โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€ โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–„โ–โ–’โ–’โ–โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ascii art
September 2021

stop babyraging

twitchquotes: let's put out some rant here. you babyrage guys are pathetic. whenever kripp judges an aspect of the game, all of you take it as being salty and babyraging. its simply talking and discussing the game, dont be so closed minded, chat please.
twitch chat
July 2019
Kripp

Frog of Ice

twitchquotes: ๏ผก๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ„๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ™๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ผฐ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ‚๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ” ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ผŽ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝˆ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŽ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ‚๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ” ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‹๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ฝ‡๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ—๏ฝ“๏ผŽ
twitch chat
April 2015
SingSing

Now I am nolife

twitchquotes: โ–ฌโ–ฌฮนโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•๏บค As I สœแดสŸแด… แด›สœแด‡ sแด€แดแดœส€แด€ษช sแดกแดส€แด… แด›แด แดส sแด›แดแดแด€แด„สœ แด€s I แดกแด€s แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›แด แด„แดแดแดษชแด› sแดœแด…แดแด‹แดœ, I แดกแด€แด›แด„สœ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด˜สŸแด€ส Cแด€sแดœแด€สŸsแด›แดษดแด‡... I ส€แด‡แดแด‡แดส™แด‡ส€ แด€ แด›ษชแดแด‡ แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ Kส€ษชแด˜ แดกแด€s NแดสŸษชา“แด‡... ษดแดแดก I แด€แด NแดสŸษชา“แด‡...ษขแดแดแด… ส™สแด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ -โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•ฮนโ–ฌโ–ฌ
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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