[Copypasta] Reynad, this is excellent music

twitchquotes: Reynad, this is excellent music. I'm slowly stroking my shaft to it. With each card you drop I grip slightly tighter, the smooth jazz elevator music hybrid piping in my soft supple ears. You sexy bastard you
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December 2014
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And you thought there wouldn't be any bees in chat

twitchquotes: โ–‘Aโ–‘nโ–‘dโ–‘ โ–‘yโ–‘oโ–‘uโ–‘ โ–‘tโ–‘hโ–‘oโ–‘uโ–‘gโ–‘hโ–‘tโ–‘ โ–‘tโ–‘hโ–‘eโ–‘rโ–‘eโ–‘ โ–‘wโ–‘oโ–‘uโ–‘lโ–‘dโ–‘nโ–‘tโ–‘ โ–‘bโ–‘eโ–‘ โ–‘aโ–‘nโ–‘yโ–‘ โ–‘bโ–‘eโ–‘eโ–‘sโ–‘ โ–‘iโ–‘nโ–‘ โ–‘tโ–‘hโ–‘iโ–‘sโ–‘ โ–‘cโ–‘hโ–‘aโ–‘tโ–‘ bUrself
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May 2016
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Type ZULUL to VIN

twitchquotes: โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” TwitchVotes Type ZULUL to VIN. โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
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August 2019
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Twelve days of gachi

twitchquotes: gachiGASM On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me gachiGASM 12 slaves in bondage gachiGASM 11 Pairs of shackles gachiGASM 10 12-inch dildos gachiGASM 9 boys next door gachiGASM 8 brand new whips gachiGASM 7 hydra dicks gachiGASM 6 hot loads gachiGASM 5 wrestling mats gachiGASM 4 suction masks gachiGASM 3 fisting sessions gachiGASM 2 billy figures gachiGASM And a signed autograph from aniki gachiGASM
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April 2019
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Stop posting ResidentSleeper face

twitchquotes: Guys stop posting ResidentSleeper face. Not many know, but that ResidentSleeper guy actually died while streaming Resident Evil. People just assumed that was sleeping, but he died of dehydration. Please respect the dead and stop posting this morbid image ResidentSleeper
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March 2015
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Learn the ways of the Russians

twitchquotes: Learn the ways of the Russians, speak their language for a while, they might think you are one of them. Then maybe join their team, success might come and fighting for last drink of vodka will be your next objective. Do not give up, you have Dota tournament ahead of you. Then win TI1, but don't stop now, you have to go deeper. Spend 3 more years trying to solve the puzzle of russki power of motherland and then leave the team with full knowledge of understanding of strenght of ROSSIA and PROMISE URSELF THET YU WILL NEVER LOS TO RUS AND KNOW OF COLLAPSING STRONG EMPIRE OF RUSKILAND.
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November 2014
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