[Copypasta] Todd Howard Fallout 76 announcement
Hey, gamers. It's me, Todd Howard with an important announcement. Fallout 76 was all an early April Fools' joke. To help us release the REAL game, Fallout: New Vegas 2, all I need is your credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three digits on the back.
Fallout 76 was a huge flop on release. Massive PR backlash.
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