[Copypasta] Todd Howard Fallout 76 announcement

twitchquotes: Hey, gamers. It's me, Todd Howard with an important announcement. Fallout 76 was all an early April Fools' joke. To help us release the REAL game, Fallout: New Vegas 2, all I need is your credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three digits on the back.
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November 2018
Fallout 76 was a huge flop on release. Massive PR backlash.
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Ocean Man

twitchquotes: OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ Take me by the hand โœ‹ lead me to the land that you understand ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐ŸŒŠ OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ The voyage ๐Ÿšฒ to the corner of the ๐ŸŒŽ globe is a real trip ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐ŸŒŠ OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ The crust of a tan man ๐Ÿ‘ณ imbibed by the sand ๐Ÿ‘ Soaking up the ๐Ÿ’ฆ thirst of the land ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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September 2016

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Amazed Face

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€
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August 2018

Any advice, Dad?

twitchquotes: Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœษชs ษชs Tสส€แดษดแด‡, แดœส€ sแดษด. Mส แดแดแด, Lแด€วซแดœษชsสœแด€, ษดแด‡แด แด‡ส€ แด›แดสŸแด… สแดแดœ แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แดแด‡. I แดŠแดœsแด› ษขแดแด› แด‹ษชแด„แด‹แด‡แด… แดแดœแด› แดา“ Cแด€ษดแด€แด…ษชแด€ษด แด‡สŸแด‡แดแด‡ษดแด›แด€ส€ส sแด„สœแดแดสŸ า“แดส€ sแด€สษชษดษข "F*แด„แด‹" สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แดœ. Oส€ แดแด€สส™แด‡ ษชแด› แดกแด€s า“แดส€ สแด‡สŸสŸษชษดษข "RIP" แดกสœษชสŸแด‡ แด˜แดœษดแด„สœษชษดษข แด€ แด‹ษชแด…...แด€ษดส แด€แด…แด ษชแด„แด‡, Dแด€แด…?
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January 2015
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March 2019

POV: you get approached by the weaboo kid

๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธare you the๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘new girl๐Ÿ˜œhehโ˜บ๏ธ i thought so๐Ÿ˜Œiโ€™ve never seen๐Ÿ‘€ you before๐Ÿค” cone e chee wah โœ‹๐Ÿป iโ€™m david-kun๐Ÿ˜šitโ€™s so nice๐Ÿ˜›to finally meet you๐Ÿคชyou look just like๐Ÿ˜ณmy waifu๐ŸฅตHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นanyways๐Ÿ˜iโ€™m so sorry๐Ÿ˜”about the jerks๐Ÿ˜กin class๐Ÿ˜คtheyre all๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸปBAKA๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿปthey only want๐Ÿ˜ญone thing๐Ÿ˜ซnot me๐Ÿฅดi just like๐Ÿค“to watch๐Ÿ“บmy favourite anime๐Ÿ˜jiu jitsu kaisen๐Ÿ˜and read manga๐Ÿ˜Žmmmalso๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿปithinkyourereallycool๐Ÿ˜…kawaee desu neigh๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸดHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นnghuuh๐Ÿ˜ฃiโ€™m sorry๐Ÿ˜คiโ€™m just nervous๐Ÿ˜ญokay๐Ÿ˜กitโ€™s just๐Ÿ˜‰well๐Ÿ˜‹itโ€™s just๐Ÿฅตmm I JUST WANT TO KNOW๐Ÿค”IF I CAN SUCK๐Ÿ‘…ON YOUR NIPPLETS๐ŸคญOKAYโ“well๐Ÿ˜ฐwhat do you ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸปNNGGGH๐Ÿ˜ต
February 2021

Weebs

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