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π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
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Kripp, this is Lucky Sanders!
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Oh my god, Kripp, I've finally found you! This is Lucky Sanders! We served together in 'Nam, remember? I was the field medic in your squad! Man, I remember how you used to always volunteer to take out those Charlie sharpshooters even though I said I could handle them with my M60. "Never, Lucky," you would say. "You're too valuable to the squad." I saw you swim through stream after stream, leaving a trail of dead snipers behind you. Thank you, Kripp. You fought that war perfectly.
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I sexually Identify as going second
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I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and Iβm *** retarded but I donβt care, Iβm beautiful. Iβm having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me βUNKNOWNβ and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you canβt accept me youβre a turn-twophobe
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IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE
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BUG TEST π IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE β 
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Watch Kripp's stream as punishment
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I'm typing this from prison where we are forced to watch Kripp stream as our punishment. If he gets to 12 wins we will all be let go. Otherwise we will be executed tomorrow morning. Please Kripp, we're all rooting for you 
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Hey chat this is your real rank
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25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 hey chat this is your real rank β 
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