(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Hearthstone Copypastas
This guy's wallet is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:β βThis guy's wallet is CRAZY!β β βMy bank account can't win against a payment like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two credit cards to win" β βHe bought the only card that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect purchase" β βThere was nothing I could buy" β βI paid that perfectly"
β βThis guy's wallet is CRAZY!β β βMy bank account can't win against a payment like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two credit cards to win" β βHe bought the only card that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect purchase" β βThere was nothing I could buy" β βI paid that perfectly"
The legend of the button
twitchquotes:The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky".
The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky".
Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel
twitchquotes:Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. βCome, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.β His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Krippβs first minion: Lucentbark. βNo, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!β
Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. βCome, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.β His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Krippβs first minion: Lucentbark. βNo, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!β
Anduin and Uther
twitchquotes:Anduin is standing outside, looking through the window. He sees how Ben Brode SCAMAZes Tyrande. A small tear runs down his face. "Since Tyrande is the new Priest hero, nobody will ever fulfill my wishes and desires..." A muscular hand lays down on Anduin's shoulder. He turns around and gasps. It's Uther, the Lightbringer himself. "Don't worry, I will make sure you will get my Blessing of Might". Anduin's sorrow immediatly vanishes as he is about to receive his blessing. Uther smirks and reveals his 5/3 Assbringer. "Wow..." Anduin says. Uther slams his Assbringer into Anduin's 1/1 Lightspawn. "Well Played" Uther yells as he Consecrates all over Anduin's face. "BY THE HOLY LIGHT!"
Anduin is standing outside, looking through the window. He sees how Ben Brode SCAMAZes Tyrande. A small tear runs down his face. "Since Tyrande is the new Priest hero, nobody will ever fulfill my wishes and desires..." A muscular hand lays down on Anduin's shoulder. He turns around and gasps. It's Uther, the Lightbringer himself. "Don't worry, I will make sure you will get my Blessing of Might". Anduin's sorrow immediatly vanishes as he is about to receive his blessing. Uther smirks and reveals his 5/3 Assbringer. "Wow..." Anduin says. Uther slams his Assbringer into Anduin's 1/1 Lightspawn. "Well Played" Uther yells as he Consecrates all over Anduin's face. "BY THE HOLY LIGHT!"
Purify is not particularly fun or interactive
twitchquotes:Purify created a strategy that revolved around trying to lose to your opponent in one turn without requiring any cards on the board. Silencing your own minions and battles between the players and Blizzard make an overall game of Hearthstone more fun and compelling, but spending 2 mana on a trash card in one turn is not particularly fun or interactive.
Purify created a strategy that revolved around trying to lose to your opponent in one turn without requiring any cards on the board. Silencing your own minions and battles between the players and Blizzard make an overall game of Hearthstone more fun and compelling, but spending 2 mana on a trash card in one turn is not particularly fun or interactive.