[Copypasta] Jealous that Mario got to date Peach

twitchquotes: When I was 9 I was really jealous that Mario got to date Peach so to let my frustration out I turned on Mario Kart 64 and drove Mario off a cliff for 2 hours then went back to writing my fanfiction of me being Peach's bff and bf.
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August 2020
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Anime girl 3

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January 2017

Weebs

Andrew Tides "The Turncloak" Biessnener was caught

twitchquotes: Andrew Tides "The Turncloak" Biessnener was caught today at Dulles Airport trying to fly to Moscow. He was found carrying top secret American Hearthstone decks built by Reynad. He planned on passing them to Russian KGB agent, Kolento Pistolev. As he was arrested Tides shouted, "Death to America!"
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November 2014
Reynad

F letter

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December 2021

Dicks are so cute omg

twitchquotes: Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄‒⁄ω⁄‒⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/Ο‰οΌΌ) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!οΌˆοΌΎγƒ―οΌΎ)
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March 2018

Classic

Old town road

twitchquotes: I got the horses🐴 in the backπŸ”™ 😌 Horse🐴 tack is attachedπŸ‘Œ Hat 🀠is matte blackπŸ‘¨πŸΏ Got the bootsπŸ‘’ that’s blackπŸ‘ΆπŸΏ to match🀝 Ridin’ on a horse🐴, ha🀣 YouπŸ‘¨πŸΏπŸŒΎ can whip πŸ˜œπŸ‘Šyour PorscheπŸš— I been in the ⛰️valleyβ›°οΈπŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ You ain’t πŸ™…β™‚οΈbeen upπŸ‘† off the porch🏠😴, now Can’t nobody tellπŸ—£οΈ me🀠 nothinβ€™βŒ
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June 2019

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