[Copypasta] Jealous that Mario got to date Peach

twitchquotes: When I was 9 I was really jealous that Mario got to date Peach so to let my frustration out I turned on Mario Kart 64 and drove Mario off a cliff for 2 hours then went back to writing my fanfiction of me being Peach's bff and bf.
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August 2020
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PLEASE END AMONG US AND MCDONALDS

McDonalds is trying to invade the world. I don't know if you'll believe me, but it's true. I have plenty of evidence. In the USA, a McDonalds opens every 14.5 hours. That is very much. I see Mcdonalds every time I drive my car on the road. I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. Once I saw two were next to each other! I went to Big Bear to have a nice winter, but a FUCKING MCDONALDS WAS THERE. I went to another country to stay there because I always wanted to go there. No McDonalds! but there was a new problem. AMONG US! PLEASE END AMONG US AND MCDONALDS, I AM SUFFERING
July 2022

Among Us / Amogus

Why aren't there any NA teams at Worlds?

twitchquotes: Hi guys Iā€™m new here. But isnā€™t this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think Itā€™s really unfair that there arenā€™t any NA teams, why isnā€™t such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?
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November 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

Wait Aurateur is actually bald?

twitchquotes: Iā€™ve been blind since birth. After restorative eye surgery I got a new lease on life. I can drive, watch TV, see the sunset. But more importantly, I can finally truly watch my favorite twitch streamer, Aurateur. From the sounds of it he is a god gamer and the chat is so rambunctious itā€™s always a good time. Alright, time to log into twitch and see what heā€™s up to........ Wait this guy is actually bald? lmao Iā€™m outta here
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November 2020
Aurateur

bro iā€™m more japan than you

twitchquotes: bro are you disrespecting my japanese culture bro iā€™m more japan than all of you because i watch anime and you donā€™t, i bet you donā€™t even know what Naruto is you degenerate. So before you message me acting like you know my culture maybe check yourself first
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June 2019

Weebs

Among Us concerned father

Hello everyone, concerned father here. Recently my 7 year old son discovered the video game ā€œAmong Usā€ after playing it on his computer. While i didnā€™t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'susā€™ in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid father and said ā€˜kickedā€™. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying heā€™ll ā€œejectā€ me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Among Dripā€™, he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a ā€œcrewmateā€. He refuses to go to bible study unless we use ā€œventā€ to get there. I donā€™t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
February 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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