[Copypasta] Jealous that Mario got to date Peach

twitchquotes: When I was 9 I was really jealous that Mario got to date Peach so to let my frustration out I turned on Mario Kart 64 and drove Mario off a cliff for 2 hours then went back to writing my fanfiction of me being Peach's bff and bf.
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August 2020
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MoonMoon can you please stop feeding?

twitchquotes: Hey Moon, I'm currently watching the stream with my 5 year old son, now I don't mind all the cursing but can you please stop feeding? I don't want my son to learn how to suck at video games
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February 2017
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Noma Brain Power lyrics

twitchquotes: O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
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March 2016

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ANY LOSERS? v2

: โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โก”โ ™โ ขโก€โ „โ „โ „โข€โ ผโ …โ ˆโข‚โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โกŒโ „โขฐโ ‰โข™โข—โฃฒโก–โก‹โขโกบโก„โ ˆโข†โ „โ „โ „ โ „โกœโ „โข€โ †โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขกโขฃโขฟโกฑโก€โ ˆโ †โ „โ „ โ „โ งโ คโ ‚โ „โฃผโขงโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃžโขธโฃฎโ ณโฃ•โขคโก†โ „โ „ โขบโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโก‡โกŒโฃฐโฃโ šโขฟโ „โขฉโฃงโ ‰โขทโก‡โ „โ „ โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโก™โฃงโขŽโขจโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโขธโฃผโกปโกŽโก‡โ „โ „ โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ Žโกฎโก™โ ถโ Ÿโฃซโฃถโ ›โ งโ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃคโก€โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃทโก„โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโ โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโขพโ ‡โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโกผโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฆโกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ทโข€โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ปโ ‡โ ฟโ ‹โ „โ „โข˜โก† โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฑโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โขผโก€โ „โข€โฃ€โกœโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ „โข€โ ˆโ ‰โขโ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกฐโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ „โ „โขธโฃงโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโ „โ „โก˜โฃฟโก†โ „ โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃผโฃฟโก™โฃทโก„โ „โ „โ „โ ƒโ „โข โฃฟโขธโฃฟโก€ โ „โ „โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโ ฟโก€โ „โ „โ „โข€โกžโขโฃผโฃฟโ ‡ โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ „โ „โ  โกŠโ ดโ ‹โ นโกœโ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ นโ „โ „ โ „โ „โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขƒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ „โขธโ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ นโก–โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ Šโขนโ ’โ คโขคโกœโ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฑโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธ
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November 2020

NSFW

Hey Arnold!

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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September 2021

Hey Aura, thanks for telling me about Energizer batteries

twitchquotes: Hey Aura, thanks for telling me about Energizer batteries. Before Energizer I would be listening to my walkman and the battery would die and then I could hear my wife in the other room having sex with you. That would lead me to tears. Now using Energizer the battery doesn't die as quickly and I can listen to your VODs that I ripped without your permission on repeat and not notice her taking it hard. I don't need to rehydrate as often since I won't be crying. Thank you
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July 2020
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