[Copypasta] #1 'Cutest Teenage Streamer' from Casual Gaming Monthly

twitchquotes: Congratulations Kripp! You have been voted #1 'Cutest Teenage Streamer' by the readers of Casual Gaming Monthly! Your ability to still look adorable while losing game after game in Hearthstone is truly something special!
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November 2014
Kripp
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I'm gonna play this perfectly. Kripp misses lethal.

twitchquotes: Kripparrian grabs Rania by the scruff of her delicate neck, thrusting her to the Hyper-X Ultra-White High-Def gaming chair. The Krippster's rightfully claimed woman presents her rose-hued folds to her master in submission. "Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion" Rania wails in passion. Kripparadino kicks Cattarrian aside, and towers over the chair, "I'm gonna play this perfectly." Kripp misses lethal.
twitch chat
February 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

What in Davy Jonesโ€™ locker did ye just bark at me?

twitchquotes: What in Davy Jonesโ€™ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Iโ€™ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Iโ€™ve led numerous raids on fishing villages.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Shalom my fellow Twitchlings

twitchquotes: Shalom my fellow Twitchlings. My name is Herschel Goldstein, I hail from the ancient land of Israel. In this world there are two superior races: the valiant Japanese and the God-fearing Jews. When I met the great Kripp at Blizzcon 2013, he gave me a piece of advice that I will never forget: "Pentru a da oul omului, รฎl hrฤƒneศ™ti pentru o zi. Om รฎnvฤƒศ›at de ouฤƒ, รฎl va hrฤƒni pentru o viaศ›ฤƒ รฎntreagฤƒ." Translated into foreign devil talk: I am coming Yankee scum. Get on board or get out of the way."
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME

twitchquotes: Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. โ€œI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!โ€ Rania consoles him, โ€œItโ€™s okay sweetheart. I love you.โ€ Kripp responds in tears โ€œI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donโ€™t play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!โ€ Rania wraps her arms around Krippโ€™s neck, โ€œItโ€™s okay baby, itโ€™ll be different, when Artifact comes out!โ€ Kripp lets out a scream, โ€œNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENโ€™S CARD GAME!โ€
twitch chat
November 2018
Kripp

Artifact

Patrick Star - I am back

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August 2015
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