gf is prego
we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
Submitted by:Lemuzawa
Very Sad
gf is prego
we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
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Submitted by:anonymous
arabic spam
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Mr. Green! Remember me? You told me what time it was when my watch died on February 29th 1996 at that 7/11 in Philly! Because of you I was able to get to my flight to Vegas on time and the next day I won 2 million dollars! Anyway I wanted to thank you by giving you 99% of my winnings.
Submitted by:anonymous
Mr. Green! Remember me? You told me what time it was when my watch died on February 29th 1996 at that 7/11 in Philly! Because of you I was able to get to my flight to Vegas on time and the next day I won 2 million dollars! Anyway I wanted to thank you by giving you 99% of my winnings.
"Sometimes I'm a nazi, sometime a conservative. Sometimes a socialist, sometimes a libertarian. Sometimes I'm a communist, and sometimes I'm a fordist. But one thing never changes, the world is always in the palm of my hand"- Jod ThunderJock
Submitted by:anonymous
"Sometimes I'm a nazi, sometime a conservative. Sometimes a socialist, sometimes a libertarian. Sometimes I'm a communist, and sometimes I'm a fordist. But one thing never changes, the world is always in the palm of my hand"- Jod ThunderJock
Hi it's me, Goku. I've talked to some of you about what happened recently and i decided to join here again, i don't expect from you to be very nice to me but please, i'm a human too and deserve respect too. I'm very sorry about this situation and i promise it will never happen again, i have already apologized to people who i have hurt due to my behaviour and i hope i will get welcomed here too. Please don't harrass me and remember the situation have been explained already. Again, i'm very sorry about all of this.
Submitted by:anonymous
Me and my discord friends have this inside joke of a user joining then leaving our server with this message, but we replaced their name with Goku and it's fucking hilarious
Hi it's me, Goku. I've talked to some of you about what happened recently and i decided to join here again, i don't expect from you to be very nice to me but please, i'm a human too and deserve respect too. I'm very sorry about this situation and i promise it will never happen again, i have already apologized to people who i have hurt due to my behaviour and i hope i will get welcomed here too. Please don't harrass me and remember the situation have been explained already. Again, i'm very sorry about all of this.
Telling someone who won the argument to grow up. You are a reddit mod on a power trip like most
stupid Americans. Step outside your country and you will get slapped. My Afghan friends tell me that. Your country is full of clowns. Ironically you are the one who needs to grow up and realise that you are just the mod of a rubbish reddit who blocks any opinion different to his. Sound familiar. Begins with an F ends in ism. Now stop being self righteous hypocrite and move on. We both don't want to discuss anything. I don't have the time for it
Submitted by:anonymous
Least insane AoT redditor
Telling someone who won the argument to grow up. You are a reddit mod on a power trip like most
stupid Americans. Step outside your country and you will get slapped. My Afghan friends tell me that. Your country is full of clowns. Ironically you are the one who needs to grow up and realise that you are just the mod of a rubbish reddit who blocks any opinion different to his. Sound familiar. Begins with an F ends in ism. Now stop being self righteous hypocrite and move on. We both don't want to discuss anything. I don't have the time for it
Okay we get it. You have 1k channel points. Good for you! You have wasted your life watching some guy play video games all day. Meanwhile, I was out grinding. I already cured cancer and solved world hunger. What do you have to show for your time? Nothing.
Submitted by:anonymous
Okay we get it. You have 1k channel points. Good for you! You have wasted your life watching some guy play video games all day. Meanwhile, I was out grinding. I already cured cancer and solved world hunger. What do you have to show for your time? Nothing.
Hello everyone. I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called volaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokorpe, Eshi, Chokyoshi, Futusekeshi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute: just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! Miku sings Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!
Submitted by:anonymous
Hello everyone. I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called volaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokorpe, Eshi, Chokyoshi, Futusekeshi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute: just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! Miku sings Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!