Little potato sized object you know little being little man little small man little itty bitty little itty bitty little small man you know tiny man destined to fight germs you know he goes around just flailing his tiny molecule of hands so small so tiny so itty bitty so tiny look at that tiny lad little scrimple little itty bitty buy tiny tiny tiny little intty bitty man so so so smalll it's so sad nobody knows why but he's small so so small.
Submitted by:CYKAMAN
The tiniest man alive
Little potato sized object you know little being little man little small man little itty bitty little itty bitty little small man you know tiny man destined to fight germs you know he goes around just flailing his tiny molecule of hands so small so tiny so itty bitty so tiny look at that tiny lad little scrimple little itty bitty buy tiny tiny tiny little intty bitty man so so so smalll it's so sad nobody knows why but he's small so so small.
I can't even begin to put into words how upset I am right now. I'm literally shaking and crying. Kit Fisto didn't die for this. I was there when Master Fisto, hero of the Battle of Mon Calamari, master of form 1 of lightsaber fighting, Shii-Cho, a duelist of such skill and mastery that he could take General Grievous on in a 1v1 and win, died at the hands of the Senate. I watched him as he was taken down without quarter, mercy or remorse. I bawled like a child when it happened. He was a Nautolan of many talents, a council member and damnit this man was a hero. You hear me? A HERO!
And then what happens? Then Jerma, all 3 feet of him comes crawling out of the Vegas Dunkin Donuts cup he lives in, covered in cheez nips dust and the blood of Santa Claus, cackling to himself as he finishes his latest episode of Mountain Monsters: Bigfoot Edition. He looks up from his phone and takes a look at our hero getting cut down at the hands of the ruthless Sith Lord and he begins to laugh. He laughs as Kit Fisto dies.
Like honestly, WHAT A PSYCHO!
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I can't even begin to put into words how upset I am right now. I'm literally shaking and crying. Kit Fisto didn't die for this. I was there when Master Fisto, hero of the Battle of Mon Calamari, master of form 1 of lightsaber fighting, Shii-Cho, a duelist of such skill and mastery that he could take General Grievous on in a 1v1 and win, died at the hands of the Senate. I watched him as he was taken down without quarter, mercy or remorse. I bawled like a child when it happened. He was a Nautolan of many talents, a council member and damnit this man was a hero. You hear me? A HERO!
And then what happens? Then Jerma, all 3 feet of him comes crawling out of the Vegas Dunkin Donuts cup he lives in, covered in cheez nips dust and the blood of Santa Claus, cackling to himself as he finishes his latest episode of Mountain Monsters: Bigfoot Edition. He looks up from his phone and takes a look at our hero getting cut down at the hands of the ruthless Sith Lord and he begins to laugh. He laughs as Kit Fisto dies.
Like honestly, WHAT A PSYCHO!
Children are just so hate-able and Cooked-able. An easy way I like to find children is to offer them crack. Children are very gullible into trying drugs these days, I don't even have to try to get them to take it, they are already addicted. I also like to swipe their phone and call them on the PA speaker to come pick them up, and then I make them go nighty night with my cloth and magic sleepy powder. Sometimes I just scoop them up and walk away. I usually use home Depot, but sometimes I go to Walmart. The people there can't run for the life of them. I just announce my political opinion and many people come up to me, just asking to be eaten. I don't really use Walmart often for a reason, because they require 20+ baths or showers to be clean enough to not light the house on fire like gasoline. Yesterday I found Kenny and the kids' house. I let myself In through the window and was angered by the sight I saw in the living room. Some octopus animal crossing looking bitch named Mariana was sitting on the couch watching Tv. I know Mariana is her name because she has a goofy ass name tag from best buy. Goofy ass. "Wtf are you doing here rn" I said. She said "you snooze you lose L+RATIO+BOZO+RIP" I decided I was a little hungry. But I didn't have time to cook her. As my mouth expandes to the size of a wardrobe I think to myself 'lmao rip bozo that's why you get stripper gingerbread cookies instead of regular ones' and I inhale Mariana and the animal crossing blanket she had. Then Kenny came in and called the police. The police shoved me in their car and took me to jail. As they took me, all I could think was R.I.P L BOZO. I was finally contained into a sell and decided it was time to go. I started floating and slowly spinning counter clockwise while chanting the lyrics to funky town and all star at the same time while beatboxing the better call Saul theme. cops, guards, prisoners, mentaly ill people, and Shakira started up at me as I ascended to the heavens.
Submitted by:anonymous
Part two
Children are just so hate-able and Cooked-able. An easy way I like to find children is to offer them crack. Children are very gullible into trying drugs these days, I don't even have to try to get them to take it, they are already addicted. I also like to swipe their phone and call them on the PA speaker to come pick them up, and then I make them go nighty night with my cloth and magic sleepy powder. Sometimes I just scoop them up and walk away. I usually use home Depot, but sometimes I go to Walmart. The people there can't run for the life of them. I just announce my political opinion and many people come up to me, just asking to be eaten. I don't really use Walmart often for a reason, because they require 20+ baths or showers to be clean enough to not light the house on fire like gasoline. Yesterday I found Kenny and the kids' house. I let myself In through the window and was angered by the sight I saw in the living room. Some octopus animal crossing looking bitch named Mariana was sitting on the couch watching Tv. I know Mariana is her name because she has a goofy ass name tag from best buy. Goofy ass. "Wtf are you doing here rn" I said. She said "you snooze you lose L+RATIO+BOZO+RIP" I decided I was a little hungry. But I didn't have time to cook her. As my mouth expandes to the size of a wardrobe I think to myself 'lmao rip bozo that's why you get stripper gingerbread cookies instead of regular ones' and I inhale Mariana and the animal crossing blanket she had. Then Kenny came in and called the police. The police shoved me in their car and took me to jail. As they took me, all I could think was R.I.P L BOZO. I was finally contained into a sell and decided it was time to go. I started floating and slowly spinning counter clockwise while chanting the lyrics to funky town and all star at the same time while beatboxing the better call Saul theme. cops, guards, prisoners, mentaly ill people, and Shakira started up at me as I ascended to the heavens.
Sometimes I find kids in home Depot and ask them where their mom is, and then when they say Idk I take them to the paint section where I make them eat paint until they pass out, I then place them in one of the Landry machines where they will stay until I come get them at exactly 10:49pm, then I put them in my Ford 5150 and drive home on that one road with 5 potholes and 5 different kinds of roadkill, when I get home I take them out of my truck and take them to my kitchen. I place them on a already prepared Greased cooking pan and season them with salt, pepper, MSG, and crack I found in the Walmart dumpster. Then I open the preheated oven that was set at 375° Fahrenheit and place them in it. While cooking I prepare a sauce made or barbecue sauce, mustard, salt, onions, cooked carrots, and blended turkey breasts. I set the table and get ready for my meal by placing a napkin in the neck of my shirt, the oven dings and I take out the pan, I get my cutting knife and get myself a nice big serving of Jake. I know he is Jake because his mom texted him asking where Jake was. I sit down and salt my Jake once more, and finally have my meal for the day. Once done, I dispose of the bones by placing them in a Hy-Vee freezer section and go back home. I go to my bed and have a nice restful sleep, knowing nobody will ever make fun of me for being bad at cooking. I remember my husband, Kenny. I miss Kenny. Kenny divorced me in a home depot after I told him he was a L bozo. He also took the kids with him, whenever I ask to see them he says no. My kids refuse to talk to me because I called them both gay. I hate home Depot. And I hate children.
Submitted by:anonymous
Sometimes I find kids in home Depot and ask them where their mom is, and then when they say Idk I take them to the paint section where I make them eat paint until they pass out, I then place them in one of the Landry machines where they will stay until I come get them at exactly 10:49pm, then I put them in my Ford 5150 and drive home on that one road with 5 potholes and 5 different kinds of roadkill, when I get home I take them out of my truck and take them to my kitchen. I place them on a already prepared Greased cooking pan and season them with salt, pepper, MSG, and crack I found in the Walmart dumpster. Then I open the preheated oven that was set at 375° Fahrenheit and place them in it. While cooking I prepare a sauce made or barbecue sauce, mustard, salt, onions, cooked carrots, and blended turkey breasts. I set the table and get ready for my meal by placing a napkin in the neck of my shirt, the oven dings and I take out the pan, I get my cutting knife and get myself a nice big serving of Jake. I know he is Jake because his mom texted him asking where Jake was. I sit down and salt my Jake once more, and finally have my meal for the day. Once done, I dispose of the bones by placing them in a Hy-Vee freezer section and go back home. I go to my bed and have a nice restful sleep, knowing nobody will ever make fun of me for being bad at cooking. I remember my husband, Kenny. I miss Kenny. Kenny divorced me in a home depot after I told him he was a L bozo. He also took the kids with him, whenever I ask to see them he says no. My kids refuse to talk to me because I called them both gay. I hate home Depot. And I hate children.
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so i did the among us game thing and i saw the imposter kill someone so i was about to report but he said he would do anything to make me not report so i said have sex and he was so hard like omggg then i didnt report him but then he dicked me and i was screaming like 35 inches deep lol and then i moaned but then he got reported so i left but i did the among us ritural and i screamed "DADDY AMONG US IMPOSTER CUM CUM PLEASE" but my mom came and whooped me she said she was getting the milk and put me in some weird place called orphanage? smh i go to some dum place called theripy idk smth like that i hope i see the sussy imposter hot among us again <3
Submitted by:among us imposter sex person
I THINK THE AMONG US IMPOSTER LOVES ME
so i did the among us game thing and i saw the imposter kill someone so i was about to report but he said he would do anything to make me not report so i said have sex and he was so hard like omggg then i didnt report him but then he dicked me and i was screaming like 35 inches deep lol and then i moaned but then he got reported so i left but i did the among us ritural and i screamed "DADDY AMONG US IMPOSTER CUM CUM PLEASE" but my mom came and whooped me she said she was getting the milk and put me in some weird place called orphanage? smh i go to some dum place called theripy idk smth like that i hope i see the sussy imposter hot among us again <3
help i like a girl!! so it a happen when i went to the daycare with my brother and then i saw her she was so hot! my brother put me in daycare and left and i was able to SEE her!!!! i went up to her and grabbed her leg and said "marry me!!!" she kicked me and screamed "HOW ARE YOU TALKING" im in the fbi rn idk what happen but what should i do!!!
Submitted by:HornyDaddy
Help I like a girl!
help i like a girl!! so it a happen when i went to the daycare with my brother and then i saw her she was so hot! my brother put me in daycare and left and i was able to SEE her!!!! i went up to her and grabbed her leg and said "marry me!!!" she kicked me and screamed "HOW ARE YOU TALKING" im in the fbi rn idk what happen but what should i do!!!
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Mommy ⚡️ sent 👁️ me 🔥 to 😼 a 💅 place 😇 full 🤪 of 😞 kids 😙 like 🫡 Me 🍱!
She 🥐 said 🥸 “I’m 😶🌫️ going 🤥 to 🤬 get 🤩 some 🤣 milk 🙃”.
The 🚊 place 🫲 is 🅰️ called ♋️ Orphanage 📎.
My 🗳️ friend 🗞️ said 🚃 the 🚙 F 🗿 stands ⛸️ for 🍹 Family 🏹!
this is my favorite part about Summit “Charles” 1G Johnsons role play- when he is afk. I feel so immersed in the world and so much happens. the only thing better than this is sipping on GFuel and going all in on 11. 11 is so hot right now. Suck my nuts, chat.
Submitted by:summit1g
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this is my favorite part about Summit “Charles” 1G Johnsons role play- when he is afk. I feel so immersed in the world and so much happens. the only thing better than this is sipping on GFuel and going all in on 11. 11 is so hot right now. Suck my nuts, chat.
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