Oh? Are you approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the questions on an exam until the last moments before the chime?
Submitted by:anonymous
jojo's bizarre adventure haha funny
Oh? Are you approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the questions on an exam until the last moments before the chime?
*👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦* *🐶RUFF🗣RUFF😃RUFF😈* *🐺BARK🔊BARK*
‼EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👨🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the light? the LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL 🐺WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which ✨change color depending on my mood.😏🥰
😃..what do you mean you don't believe me?😃😈 They turn 💛YELLOW✨🌟 when I'm happy😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫 when I'm ‼REALLY, REALLY‼ angry👹🤬👿, And 🌿GREEN💚 when I'm on the ⚔💥HUNT🤤
🗣🔊SPEAKING🗣🔊of😳meal time🍽YOU👆look like you could suffice😐for my ☀AFTERNOON wolf snack✨🤤
☹☝BUT‼, I will refrain🚫because my👱♀️mother said 🗣if I get sent to➡the principal's office☝ONE MORE TIME‼for🤤💥BITING🦷 somebody 😋, then SHE will take away 🎮my Wii‼
‼🔊HOWEVER🗣‼, I cannot❌say🙊I'll do the same for🚶♀️Marrisa.🤢👎 the🐈CAT GIRL🙄who's been💞flirting✨💗with my crush Jake🚶♂️all week.😒
👀Look at them over them..🚶♀️laughing *A HÉÊ HÆË HÂÊ*🐿🐿
💗💞FLIRTING✨💞like❌I DON'T‼ EXIST😒🤬*🗣💦HISS👹* you know what? 😃
❌No happiness😃that a🎮Wii game😛can bring me🧍♂️will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨*RUFF🗣* *🐺BARK🔊BARK🐶BARK🗣BARK*
*👀MY EYES👀TURN➡🌿GREEN💚✨**🐶RUFF🗣*
Submitted by:anonymous
wolf girl in 4th grade class
*👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦* *🐶RUFF🗣RUFF😃RUFF😈* *🐺BARK🔊BARK*
‼EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👨🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the light? the LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL 🐺WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which ✨change color depending on my mood.😏🥰
😃..what do you mean you don't believe me?😃😈 They turn 💛YELLOW✨🌟 when I'm happy😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫 when I'm ‼REALLY, REALLY‼ angry👹🤬👿, And 🌿GREEN💚 when I'm on the ⚔💥HUNT🤤
🗣🔊SPEAKING🗣🔊of😳meal time🍽YOU👆look like you could suffice😐for my ☀AFTERNOON wolf snack✨🤤
☹☝BUT‼, I will refrain🚫because my👱♀️mother said 🗣if I get sent to➡the principal's office☝ONE MORE TIME‼for🤤💥BITING🦷 somebody 😋, then SHE will take away 🎮my Wii‼
‼🔊HOWEVER🗣‼, I cannot❌say🙊I'll do the same for🚶♀️Marrisa.🤢👎 the🐈CAT GIRL🙄who's been💞flirting✨💗with my crush Jake🚶♂️all week.😒
👀Look at them over them..🚶♀️laughing *A HÉÊ HÆË HÂÊ*🐿🐿
💗💞FLIRTING✨💞like❌I DON'T‼ EXIST😒🤬*🗣💦HISS👹* you know what? 😃
❌No happiness😃that a🎮Wii game😛can bring me🧍♂️will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨*RUFF🗣* *🐺BARK🔊BARK🐶BARK🗣BARK*
*👀MY EYES👀TURN➡🌿GREEN💚✨**🐶RUFF🗣*
*👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦* *🐶RUFF🗣RUFF😃RUFF😈* *🐺BARK🔊BARK*
‼EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👨🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the light? the LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL 🐺WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which ✨change color depending on my mood.😏🥰
😃..what do you mean you don't believe me?😃😈 They turn 💛YELLOW✨🌟 when I'm happy😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫 when I'm ‼REALLY, REALLY‼ angry👹🤬👿, And 🌿GREEN💚 when I'm on the ⚔💥HUNT🤤
🗣🔊SPEAKING🗣🔊of😳meal time🍽YOU👆look like you could suffice😐for my ☀AFTERNOON wolf snack✨🤤
☹☝BUT‼, I will refrain🚫because my👱♀️mother said 🗣if I get sent to➡the principal's office☝ONE MORE TIME‼for🤤💥BITING🦷 somebody 😋, then SHE will take away 🎮my Wii‼
‼🔊HOWEVER🗣‼, I cannot❌say🙊I'll do the same for🚶♀️Marrisa.🤢👎 the🐈CAT GIRL🙄who's been💞flirting✨💗with my crush Jake🚶♂️all week.😒
👀Look at them over them..🚶♀️laughing *A HÉÊ HÆË HÂÊ*🐿🐿
💗💞FLIRTING✨💞like❌I DON'T‼ EXIST😒🤬*🗣💦HISS👹* you know what? 😃
❌No happiness😃that a🎮Wii game😛can bring me🧍♂️will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨*RUFF🗣* *🐺BARK🔊BARK🐶BARK🗣BARK*
*👀MY EYES👀TURN➡🌿GREEN💚✨**🐶RUFF🗣*
Submitted by:wolf girl in 4th grade class
*👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦* *🐶RUFF🗣RUFF😃RUFF😈* *🐺BARK🔊BARK*
‼EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👨🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the light? the LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL 🐺WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which ✨change color depending on my mood.😏🥰
😃..what do you mean you don't believe me?😃😈 They turn 💛YELLOW✨🌟 when I'm happy😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫 when I'm ‼REALLY, REALLY‼ angry👹🤬👿, And 🌿GREEN💚 when I'm on the ⚔💥HUNT🤤
🗣🔊SPEAKING🗣🔊of😳meal time🍽YOU👆look like you could suffice😐for my ☀AFTERNOON wolf snack✨🤤
☹☝BUT‼, I will refrain🚫because my👱♀️mother said 🗣if I get sent to➡the principal's office☝ONE MORE TIME‼for🤤💥BITING🦷 somebody 😋, then SHE will take away 🎮my Wii‼
‼🔊HOWEVER🗣‼, I cannot❌say🙊I'll do the same for🚶♀️Marrisa.🤢👎 the🐈CAT GIRL🙄who's been💞flirting✨💗with my crush Jake🚶♂️all week.😒
👀Look at them over them..🚶♀️laughing *A HÉÊ HÆË HÂÊ*🐿🐿
💗💞FLIRTING✨💞like❌I DON'T‼ EXIST😒🤬*🗣💦HISS👹* you know what? 😃
❌No happiness😃that a🎮Wii game😛can bring me🧍♂️will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨*RUFF🗣* *🐺BARK🔊BARK🐶BARK🗣BARK*
*👀MY EYES👀TURN➡🌿GREEN💚✨**🐶RUFF🗣*
Hello everyone. This is Donald Trump.
Hopefully your favourite President of all time. Better than Lincoln, better than Washington, with an important announcement to make. I’m doing my first Official Donald J. Trump NFT collection right here and right now. They’re called Trump Digital Trading Cards. These cards features some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. It’s been very exciting. You can collect your Trump Digital Cards just like a baseball card or other collectibles. Here’s one of the best parts, each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize but it’s what we have. Or golf with you and a group or your friends at one of my beautiful golf courses, and they are beautiful. I’m also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, Autographing memorabilia and so much more. We’re doing a lot. My Official Trump Digital Trading Cards are $99 which doesn’t sound very much for what you’re getting. Buy one and you will join a very exclusive community. It’s my community and I think it’s something you’re going to like and you’re going to like it a lot. They also make perfect gifts, so you can buy them with your credit card or crypto. All you need is an email address. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com and buy your Trump Digital Trading Cards right now before they are all gone and they will be gone. This is my first Official Trump Trading Card NFT collection and you get a chance to meet me. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com right now and remember Christmas is coming and this makes a great Christmas gift.
Submitted by:anonymous
Donald Trump NFT
Hello everyone. This is Donald Trump.
Hopefully your favourite President of all time. Better than Lincoln, better than Washington, with an important announcement to make. I’m doing my first Official Donald J. Trump NFT collection right here and right now. They’re called Trump Digital Trading Cards. These cards features some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. It’s been very exciting. You can collect your Trump Digital Cards just like a baseball card or other collectibles. Here’s one of the best parts, each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize but it’s what we have. Or golf with you and a group or your friends at one of my beautiful golf courses, and they are beautiful. I’m also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, Autographing memorabilia and so much more. We’re doing a lot. My Official Trump Digital Trading Cards are $99 which doesn’t sound very much for what you’re getting. Buy one and you will join a very exclusive community. It’s my community and I think it’s something you’re going to like and you’re going to like it a lot. They also make perfect gifts, so you can buy them with your credit card or crypto. All you need is an email address. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com and buy your Trump Digital Trading Cards right now before they are all gone and they will be gone. This is my first Official Trump Trading Card NFT collection and you get a chance to meet me. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com right now and remember Christmas is coming and this makes a great Christmas gift.
153 iq. Full ride scholarship for my physics degree. State martial arts champion. Multiple world records in video games. Previous marathon runner. Im in shambles bro my life is soooooo unfulfilled wow u really thought u got me when u know nothing of me
Submitted by:anonymous
153 iq. Full ride scholarship for my physics degree. State martial arts champion. Multiple world records in video games. Previous marathon runner. Im in shambles bro my life is soooooo unfulfilled wow u really thought u got me when u know nothing of me
FG
Submitted by:anonymous
FG
Bernard was my faithful companion and the best dog anyone could ask for. He was a big, goofy golden retriever with a heart of gold. He loved to play fetch, go for long walks, and cuddle with me on the couch. He was my constant companion and I loved him more than anything in the world.
One day, I was sitting at my computer, chatting with some friends online, when suddenly the conversation was inundated with spam. People were posting links to websites and random messages that had nothing to do with our conversation. It was annoying and made it difficult to follow the conversation.
Bernard, who was lying at my feet, suddenly looked up at the screen and started to get dizzy. He must have been confused by all the flashing colors and moving images. Before I could do anything, he fell off the couch and hit his head on his food bowl. He let out a yelp and was unable to move or speak for several hours.
I was devastated. I couldn't believe that something as simple as spam could hurt my poor dog. I was angry at the people who had caused this and vowed to never let it happen again. I made sure to block all the spammy accounts and reported them to the site's administrators.
From that day on, I made sure to keep Bernard away from my computer when I was chatting online. I didn't want him to ever get hurt like that again. I also made sure to remind my friends not to spam in our conversations, for Bernard's sake. Bernard may not have understood what was happening, but he was a good dog and didn't deserve to be hurt by something as silly as spam.
Submitted by:anonymous
Bernard was my faithful companion and the best dog anyone could ask for. He was a big, goofy golden retriever with a heart of gold. He loved to play fetch, go for long walks, and cuddle with me on the couch. He was my constant companion and I loved him more than anything in the world.
One day, I was sitting at my computer, chatting with some friends online, when suddenly the conversation was inundated with spam. People were posting links to websites and random messages that had nothing to do with our conversation. It was annoying and made it difficult to follow the conversation.
Bernard, who was lying at my feet, suddenly looked up at the screen and started to get dizzy. He must have been confused by all the flashing colors and moving images. Before I could do anything, he fell off the couch and hit his head on his food bowl. He let out a yelp and was unable to move or speak for several hours.
I was devastated. I couldn't believe that something as simple as spam could hurt my poor dog. I was angry at the people who had caused this and vowed to never let it happen again. I made sure to block all the spammy accounts and reported them to the site's administrators.
From that day on, I made sure to keep Bernard away from my computer when I was chatting online. I didn't want him to ever get hurt like that again. I also made sure to remind my friends not to spam in our conversations, for Bernard's sake. Bernard may not have understood what was happening, but he was a good dog and didn't deserve to be hurt by something as silly as spam.
What 🤔 color's 🌈 the sky? 🌌 ¡Ay mi amor 🥰, ay mi amor! 👩🏿❤️👨🏾 You tell me 📣 that it's red 🔴 ¡Ay mi amor 💕, ay mi amor! 🫶 Where 🤷🏻 should I 🤔 put my shoes? 👞👞 ¡Ay mi amor 😍, ay mi amor! 😘 You say 📣, "put 🚮 them 👞👞 on your head!" 🤕 ¡Ay mi amor 💞, ay mi amor! 💋 You make me 😊 un poco 😑 loco 😤 Un poquititito loco 😡 The way you keep me guessing 🤷 I'm nodding ✅ and i'm yessing 👍 I'll count it 🧮 as a blessing 🙏🏼 that I'm only 🙄 un poco loco 🤬
Submitted by:LadyDorixen
un poco loco, disney, coco, disney song
What 🤔 color's 🌈 the sky? 🌌 ¡Ay mi amor 🥰, ay mi amor! 👩🏿❤️👨🏾 You tell me 📣 that it's red 🔴 ¡Ay mi amor 💕, ay mi amor! 🫶 Where 🤷🏻 should I 🤔 put my shoes? 👞👞 ¡Ay mi amor 😍, ay mi amor! 😘 You say 📣, "put 🚮 them 👞👞 on your head!" 🤕 ¡Ay mi amor 💞, ay mi amor! 💋 You make me 😊 un poco 😑 loco 😤 Un poquititito loco 😡 The way you keep me guessing 🤷 I'm nodding ✅ and i'm yessing 👍 I'll count it 🧮 as a blessing 🙏🏼 that I'm only 🙄 un poco loco 🤬
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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!
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