Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? 🙂 haha
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Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? 🙂 haha
Femboys in maid outfits are the peak of humanity. They represent all that is beautiful, elegant, and graceful about the human form. Their delicate features, slender bodies, and delicate demeanor are a testament to the endless possibilities of the human spirit. When I see an effeminate man in a maid uniform, I am struck by their grace and beauty. Their delicate features, delicate curves, and feminine poise are a sight to behold. They are the embodiment of perfection, a living work of art that inspires and delights. Feminine boys in domestic servant attire represent the best that humanity has to offer. They are a symbol of hope, a beacon of light in an often dark and cruel world. They are a testament to the boundless potential of the human spirit, and a reminder of the beauty and grace that exists within us all. Let us all celebrate the femboys in maid outfits, for they are the very embodiment of humanity at its finest. They are a source of joy, a source of inspiration, and a source of hope. Let us all embrace them and honor them, for they are truly the Zenith of human achievement.
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Femboys in maid outfits are the peak of humanity. They represent all that is beautiful, elegant, and graceful about the human form. Their delicate features, slender bodies, and delicate demeanor are a testament to the endless possibilities of the human spirit. When I see an effeminate man in a maid uniform, I am struck by their grace and beauty. Their delicate features, delicate curves, and feminine poise are a sight to behold. They are the embodiment of perfection, a living work of art that inspires and delights. Feminine boys in domestic servant attire represent the best that humanity has to offer. They are a symbol of hope, a beacon of light in an often dark and cruel world. They are a testament to the boundless potential of the human spirit, and a reminder of the beauty and grace that exists within us all. Let us all celebrate the femboys in maid outfits, for they are the very embodiment of humanity at its finest. They are a source of joy, a source of inspiration, and a source of hope. Let us all embrace them and honor them, for they are truly the Zenith of human achievement.
"I won a pie-eating contest when I was like, a kid, on like, summer camp. Everyone was like "Oh I didn't eat all day", even all the fat kids, and then oh I won. I beat em all, and I was like the little guy. Well what happened now? You LOST!"
―Burgah Boy after another pie-eating contest
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"I won a pie-eating contest when I was like, a kid, on like, summer camp. Everyone was like "Oh I didn't eat all day", even all the fat kids, and then oh I won. I beat em all, and I was like the little guy. Well what happened now? You LOST!"
―Burgah Boy after another pie-eating contest
holy fucking hell. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
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holy fucking hell. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
Twitter is a very serious place to have serious discussions. Anyone who can't get their point across in under 140 characters is a total idio
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Twitter is a very serious place to have serious discussions. Anyone who can't get their point across in under 140 characters is a total idio
My brain goes like, “alright, that’s enough, it’s like, no humans are supposed to be doing this”. You know what fucking humans are supposed to be doing? Humans are supposed to be fucking like picking up a wheelbarrow, full of like logs, and just like slowly walking with it, you- and then, and then delivering those logs to the- the like, the community. And then like those logs are used to build houses. And then there’s also like a baker, and a butcher, and, no- humans aren’t supposed to be doing what we’re doing right now. Humans aren’t supposed to be doing this! Like, humans are supposed to be like ‘oh- howdy, how are ya, good t’see ya!” We’re not supposed to be like, GUGGADAGUGGADAGAGUGGADAGAGAGUGGADA
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My brain goes like, “alright, that’s enough, it’s like, no humans are supposed to be doing this”. You know what fucking humans are supposed to be doing? Humans are supposed to be fucking like picking up a wheelbarrow, full of like logs, and just like slowly walking with it, you- and then, and then delivering those logs to the- the like, the community. And then like those logs are used to build houses. And then there’s also like a baker, and a butcher, and, no- humans aren’t supposed to be doing what we’re doing right now. Humans aren’t supposed to be doing this! Like, humans are supposed to be like ‘oh- howdy, how are ya, good t’see ya!” We’re not supposed to be like, GUGGADAGUGGADAGAGUGGADAGAGAGUGGADA
We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch, we had penguins, we had an aquarium, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, gone to the penguins, and made as much love as you needed, but you just had to blow it up, you and your pride and your ego
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We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch, we had penguins, we had an aquarium, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, gone to the penguins, and made as much love as you needed, but you just had to blow it up, you and your pride and your ego
DAWG, I dont GIVE A FUCK about going to WALMART DOT COM, I give a fuck about going to the SPECIFIC TWITCH SERVER. JUST TRACE THE TWITCH SERVER. I DON’T FUCKING CARE! BRO it’s like WHAT AM I DOING, “dude just command prompt to walmart” its like NOOOOOOOOO! THAT’S NOT MY ISSUE! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK if you’re limiting my fucking bandwidth, if you’re throttling my uploads speeds when i’m going to WALMART. I’m not a WALMART STREAMER. FUCK!
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DAWG, I dont GIVE A FUCK about going to WALMART DOT COM, I give a fuck about going to the SPECIFIC TWITCH SERVER. JUST TRACE THE TWITCH SERVER. I DON’T FUCKING CARE! BRO it’s like WHAT AM I DOING, “dude just command prompt to walmart” its like NOOOOOOOOO! THAT’S NOT MY ISSUE! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK if you’re limiting my fucking bandwidth, if you’re throttling my uploads speeds when i’m going to WALMART. I’m not a WALMART STREAMER. FUCK!
MODS glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow MODS Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong MODS Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe.
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joe rogan monkey copypasta
MODS glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow MODS Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong MODS Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe.
OBJECTS I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
Submitted by:anonymous
OBJECTS I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA