JUSTIN ZHANG UOFT
anonymous
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was soooo happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
craigtucker
JD
anonymous
JD
anonymous
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anonymous
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YEP COCK
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿⠋⠀⠿⠇⠉⠻⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣶⣶⣾⡿⠟⢿⣷⣶⣶⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⢀⣴⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣿⣷⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⣴⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⢿⣷⣄⠀ ⢠⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣆ ⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿ ⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿ ⠀⠻⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⡟⠁ ⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⠛⠻⢿⣿⣶⣾⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀
HYDRO GAMERZ
paulie13579: ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠃⠒⢪⣿⠉⠒⢾⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢀⣷⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⢰⣶⣾⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⡿⣸⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄ ⢠⠁⣰⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⢯⣍⣉⣩⢟⡽⢣⣾⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠘⢛⣽⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⢦⢙⣛⢱⣿⡧⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⢰⣿⣿⣬⣭⣅⠊⢻⡇⢰⣿⡆⠄⠄ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⠟⢛⡄⢸⣿⣿⣦⡁⢿⣷⣮⡃⠟⢿⣿⡀⠄ ⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⢣⣾⠟⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⢹⣿⣿⣦⡑⠈⠁⠄ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢠⠟⠁⠾⡏⠄⠘⠻⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⡄ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠈⠄⣄⡀⠄⠂⢲⡦⡈⢻⡿⢸⣿⠿⣫⣴⠶⠶⣻ ⠄⠈⠛⠿⢿⣿⣧⣠⢝⠓⠄⠠⢅⡠⠤⠒⡐⠲⢶⣤⣤⣤⣤⠔⠁ ⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⠇⠙⠊⠉⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠖⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢠⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⡀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣭⣶⣷⣄⠄⠄ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡌⠙⠛⠛⠛⢋⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⠛⣛⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠃⠒⢪⣿⠉⠒⢾⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢀⣷⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⢰⣶⣾⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⡿⣸⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄ ⢠⠁⣰⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⢯⣍⣉⣩⢟⡽⢣⣾⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠘⢛⣽⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⢦⢙⣛⢱⣿⡧⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⢰⣿⣿⣬⣭⣅⠊⢻⡇⢰⣿⡆⠄⠄ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⠟⢛⡄⢸⣿⣿⣦⡁⢿⣷⣮⡃⠟⢿⣿⡀⠄ ⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⢣⣾⠟⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⢹⣿⣿⣦⡑⠈⠁⠄ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢠⠟⠁⠾⡏⠄⠘⠻⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⡄ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠈⠄⣄⡀⠄⠂⢲⡦⡈⢻⡿⢸⣿⠿⣫⣴⠶⠶⣻ ⠄⠈⠛⠿⢿⣿⣧⣠⢝⠓⠄⠠⢅⡠⠤⠒⡐⠲⢶⣤⣤⣤⣤⠔⠁ ⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⠇⠙⠊⠉⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠖⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢠⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⡀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣭⣶⣷⣄⠄⠄ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡌⠙⠛⠛⠛⢋⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⠛⣛⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷
anonymous
fine. you win. im a whore. i like sex. i like dick. i like vagina. i like anus. i like tiddies. i fuck almost every adult i come into contact with. oooo look at me im a fucking slut!!!! are you happy, huh? are you satisfied? yeah, that's right, im a fucking manwhore! ill fuck you AND your wife!!how do you like that, huh? how do you like that? hey everyone look, i'm a bitchy bimbo doll who's only personality trait is being a fucking slut!!!! HOWS THAT
cheesycheddar
hey guys. Today I'm gonna show you the life of a stay-at-home billionaire's wife. First I wake up at 3:00 am because those 600 chores Dave gave me don't do themselves! Then I immediately get started on the laundry. I think Dave is starting to get really creative with giving me things, because I found diamond necklaces and hair ties in his pockets. He's so cute like that! Then I do some other chores, which include dishes, cleaning, more laundry because he wears a ton of clothes, and making lunch! Last time I handmade his lunch, Dave told me it was terrible, so now I just order food. Most of the day after that is spent walking around the house wondering if marrying a rich guy's son was really the only way to pay off my student loans. Then about once a week Dave calls me to tell me he has to go on another business trip. He gets so many of those, doesn't he? Anyway, that's about what it's like to be married to a fucking bit- I mean, a perfectly reliable husband. Ha ha.
cheesycheddar
Saint uwu say it’s nowt bwoken but have uwu considewed thawt uwu pway thiws gawme 8 houws pew day 5 days a week? if uwu pway thiws gawme thiws much you’we obviouswy good at the gawme, miwes bettew then these twash co-op pwayews, so why iws iwt thawt uwu stiww wose despite being the objectivewy bettew pwayew? it’s compwete pwoof thawt thiws gawme iws gawbage awnd thawt iwt wouwd need a massive wewowk tuwu actuawwy be pwayabwe again.
saintriot
aint uwu say it’s nowt bwoken but have uwu considewed thawt uwu pway thiws gawme 8 houws pew day 5 days a week? if uwu pway thiws gawme thiws much you’we obviouswy good at the gawme, miwes bettew then these twash co-op pwayews, so why iws iwt thawt uwu stiww wose despite being the objectivewy bettew pwayew? it’s compwete pwoof thawt thiws gawme iws gawbage awnd thawt iwt wouwd need a massive wewowk tuwu actuawwy be pwayabwe again.
anonymous
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anonymous
⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⢸⠀ ⠀⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇Teleporting ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⢸⠀ ⠀⢸⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡇again, son? ⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⢸⠀ ⠀⢸⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀ ⠀⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⢸⠀ ⠀⢸⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀ ⠀⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⢸⠀⠀ ⢸⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀ ⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⢸⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⢸⠀⠀ ⢸⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢸⠀⠀ ⢸⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⢸⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⢸⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⢸⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷
Alextheplant
Holy fucking shit. I want to fuck the pillsbury doughboy so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time see pillsbury ads I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the pillsbury doughboy . I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the doughboys tight asshole. I want her to have my mutant human/dough babies. My fucking mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone I might not ever get to see the pillsbury doughboy again.
Coolguy1376
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠉⠙⠛⠛⠋⠉⠙⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⠄⠄⠄⡜⠚⣤⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠈⠃⠘⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣼⠂⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠮⠝⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠙ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢋⣠⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣠⣤⣶⣶⢒⡒⠄⡀⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⢡⡆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠺⠤⠃⣥⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢱⣿⣿⡿⠿⣫⣿⣯⡛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣶⣿⡟⠄⠂ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⢤⡀⢀⣈⣁⠄⢰⣯⣼⣿⣯⣷⣤⣀⡛⠛⠋⠄⢠⢸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢂⡀⠒⢈⣹⡿⢠⣿⣻⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⠈ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢰⣝⠃⢸⡟⢡⣾⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⢸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢘⣉⡃⠄⣴⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⡇⠠⣾⢿⣯⣮⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠠⣙⢱⡄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡀⢿⣷⣾⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣡⣴⡀⢿⣮⡅⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⡇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢁⣾⣿⣿⣧⠄⢙⢿⠄⠙⣿⡿⠟⣛⣩⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢂⡸⠿⢟⣻⠋⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿
futa
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣭⡍⢻⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠛ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣡⣾⣿⡟⢠⣿⣿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣛⣭⣥⡆⢸⡿⣁⣀⣀⡶⢶⣶⣝⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⡘⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣃⣿⣿⣿⣝⣴⣟⢿⣿⠄⠄⣠⣤⣾⡿⠋⠍ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢀⡇⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿⣠⣿⠟⠙⠁⣠⠋⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣸⢃⣿⣿⢫⠄⠈⢸⣿⣿⣿⢸⣷⡌⡙⣵⠻⠉⠄⢀⣠⡟⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢠⣿⣿⡟⣡⡆⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⡟⣸⡁⠄⣄⣢⡿⠏⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣰⣜⣛⡛⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⣝⡛⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⠜⣿⡿⠟⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⡟⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⡟⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣶⣿⣶⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⡿⠁⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠹⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠸⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⡍⠋⠉⠁⢿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⣠⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣾⣝⡿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢀⡼⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
anonymous
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
anonymous
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anonymous
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anonymous
the ♻️ cycle: > move to Miami > stream gta vice city > EZ
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but today i wish i had tried that because at least then i would be able to eat some rice then beans then be all like hey beans i'll be right back just going over here to the guacamole for a second nope my experience was more like hey beans it's just going to be you and i for a few minutes until i can excavate the rice from beneath you but by then you will be a fading memory oh hey i was wrong i'm in the cheesus sphere now rice must be next i hope it's not another salsa pocket you built this thing like a pack of life savers and don't even think i'm about to open this up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees i already put a hole in it with my mouth yeah that's how i discovered you suck at looking at things i am not going to do tortilla origami to get this back together only to end up with a burrito that's been shot in the gut and is bleeding your ineptitude what's that i should ask you to mix it up first next time is this jamba juice i don't want to drink my burrito through a bendy straw and i don't want a pile of burrito soup in a flour can i just want a burrito in conclusion you're the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burrito abomination and i hope your babies look like monkeys update for everyone who said just eat it with a fork a fork i didn't order the cobarito salad if anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork they would be wearing a brand new burrito hat from my fall collection 10 seconds later that's like buying a car and having them hand you a wrench with the keys like yeah we know this is going to explode and be spread across eight lanes as soon as you hit the gas but we gave you a wrench so be cool jesus already gave me two burrito forks one at the end of each arm they're called hands a fork my god i haven't cried since i was six but i'm sobbing now people eat burritos with forks god is sorry he made us
anonymous
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⢠⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⣰⣿⣷⣦⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣀⣀⣤⣤⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢫⣇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡸⡟⢻⣿⣿⣗⣅⠄⠠⣒⡺⣿⣿⡋⠁⡀⢈⣿⣿⣿⣶⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⢱⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣛⡽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣣⣿⣿⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⠿⠟⠜⣸⣿⣿⣿⢳⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⡟⣘⣛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣃⣼⡰⡛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣬⣝ ⣿⣿⡟⠫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣬⡪⡛⢿⣷⣾⣿⣷⣿⡿⣫⣾⣿⣿⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⣋⣾⢳⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣥⣒⡭⣭⣭⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⢯⡎⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠐⠿⣿⣾⢸⣿⡽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠙⢿⡈⣿⣿⣮⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣥⣤⠄⠄⢨⣟⢿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
an ascii of a random dude
⣿⣷⡄⠙⠿⠏⢸⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣽⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⠄⠄⢴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⠷⣎⠸⢄⠸⣿⣇⢐⠸⡿⠏⡐⢐⢄⠹⣿⣮⡹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡹⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⡹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠁⠄⣼⣷⣶⣍⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⡳⣎⡡⢌⠻⡆⡃⠃⠘⠄⢀⡐⣗⠸⢿⣷⣎⢻⣿⣿⣿⣇⡸ ⣿⢟⡁⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⡈⠻⠿⠏⠁⢠⠆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣝⡻⣿⣿⣯⣻⣿⣿⡿⠿⠷⠈⠓⠦⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢾⢧⡀⡀⠸⣿⣿⣧⡙⢿⣿⣿⣇
anonymous
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