I just read this online, did you know you can defecate in a jar ferment it for two weeks in the Sun and then get high off the vapors? The circle of life goes in your mouth, out your ass and back in again, especially if you're smoking toilet cleaner. This is the unfortunate story of America today, a peace-loving respectable place where your friends steal your wife and then you lose everything trying to be a nice guy and then you wind up in a trailer in the desert all alone and your drug-dealing neighbor takes you under swin and life goes really wacko.
Submitted by:SPACEMAN
The unfortunate story of America
I just read this online, did you know you can defecate in a jar ferment it for two weeks in the Sun and then get high off the vapors? The circle of life goes in your mouth, out your ass and back in again, especially if you're smoking toilet cleaner. This is the unfortunate story of America today, a peace-loving respectable place where your friends steal your wife and then you lose everything trying to be a nice guy and then you wind up in a trailer in the desert all alone and your drug-dealing neighbor takes you under swin and life goes really wacko.
I just read this online, did you know you can defecate in a jar, ferment it for two weeks in the Sun and then get high off the vapors. The circle of life goes in your mouth, out your ass and back in again. Especially if you're smoking toilet cleaner. This is the unfortunate story of America today, a peace-loving respectable place where your friends steal your wife and then you lose Everything trying to be a nice guy and then you wind up in a trailer in the desert all alone and your drug-dealing neighbor takes you under swin and life goes really wacko.
Submitted by:anonymous
I just read this online, did you know you can defecate in a jar, ferment it for two weeks in the Sun and then get high off the vapors. The circle of life goes in your mouth, out your ass and back in again. Especially if you're smoking toilet cleaner. This is the unfortunate story of America today, a peace-loving respectable place where your friends steal your wife and then you lose Everything trying to be a nice guy and then you wind up in a trailer in the desert all alone and your drug-dealing neighbor takes you under swin and life goes really wacko.
THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY, PLEASE READ!⚠️There is a Mickey Mouse profile that will dm you on any social platform (Not Roblox) do NOT open the message or even look at it, the message will be “do you wanna play a game” once again DO NOT open it, the game includes tasks. Some of the tasks are carving a whale into your arm , do stuff to you family and the last task is to take your live (life)⚠️COPY AND PASTE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE, THIS IS *NOT* A JOKE!!! Please copy and paste this into all your groups
Submitted by:anonymous
a specific message commonly used on ROBLOX (word spread around in groups) simply because its
THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY, PLEASE READ!⚠️There is a Mickey Mouse profile that will dm you on any social platform (Not Roblox) do NOT open the message or even look at it, the message will be “do you wanna play a game” once again DO NOT open it, the game includes tasks. Some of the tasks are carving a whale into your arm , do stuff to you family and the last task is to take your live (life)⚠️COPY AND PASTE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE, THIS IS *NOT* A JOKE!!! Please copy and paste this into all your groups
Hi, my name is anon and I have a 3 year old cat named Starlet. He usually spends a lot of time outside and gets hyper whenever he hears a plastic bag. I have a bed for him next to my bed but he prefers to sleep in a little box with a pillow in it I got from my neighbor for my birthday. I read bedtime stories to him every day.
Lately I read part of a story about a guy from the Victorian era who specialized in making and playing a magic harmonica (echo by Pam Muñoz) and he fell asleep on the couch so I covered him with my sweater and went to bed.
Then the next day he started acting weird. He quit having zoomies whenever I opened a bag or cooked something and just waited patiently to be fed and now only responds to being called "Sir Starlet". He went outside at 10:00 with a sock and came back at 12 with some rubber bands like he was trading with other cats or something.
Now he wants to wear my top hat, my bow tie and a monocle (which is really just a dismembered glasses lens) almost all the time. He looks in the mirror at least 3 times a day and has gained an appreciation for classical music, with his favorite song being canon in D by Pachelbel. I can't blame him though because I love that song too. He's not home right now and he's probably discussing trade agreements with the stray cats.
Edit: I decide to step outside for a minute and I see him walking the neighbor's dog. I talked to my neighbor about this and he said he's paying my cat for this?? I'm gonna need a while to process this.
TL;DR: My cat might be able to run for mayor.
Submitted by:u/_-Anonymous__-
I think there's something wrong with my cat. Should I be worried? Is my cat a capitalist?
Hi, my name is anon and I have a 3 year old cat named Starlet. He usually spends a lot of time outside and gets hyper whenever he hears a plastic bag. I have a bed for him next to my bed but he prefers to sleep in a little box with a pillow in it I got from my neighbor for my birthday. I read bedtime stories to him every day.
Lately I read part of a story about a guy from the Victorian era who specialized in making and playing a magic harmonica (echo by Pam Muñoz) and he fell asleep on the couch so I covered him with my sweater and went to bed.
Then the next day he started acting weird. He quit having zoomies whenever I opened a bag or cooked something and just waited patiently to be fed and now only responds to being called "Sir Starlet". He went outside at 10:00 with a sock and came back at 12 with some rubber bands like he was trading with other cats or something.
Now he wants to wear my top hat, my bow tie and a monocle (which is really just a dismembered glasses lens) almost all the time. He looks in the mirror at least 3 times a day and has gained an appreciation for classical music, with his favorite song being canon in D by Pachelbel. I can't blame him though because I love that song too. He's not home right now and he's probably discussing trade agreements with the stray cats.
Edit: I decide to step outside for a minute and I see him walking the neighbor's dog. I talked to my neighbor about this and he said he's paying my cat for this?? I'm gonna need a while to process this.
TL;DR: My cat might be able to run for mayor.
Trolling...you call that fucking trolling!? I'll have you know that I am a part of the Trolling Federation and will NOT tolerate your wannabe attempt at trolling you little shitheaded cocksucker. You are far from a troll you little nerd, I will be telling my friends at the OKW to find you, extermination you for this endeavour! You should feel ashamed!
Submitted by:Jetstream Karl (Sigmawave)
A copypasta about some guy getting angry at someone for trolling.
Trolling...you call that fucking trolling!? I'll have you know that I am a part of the Trolling Federation and will NOT tolerate your wannabe attempt at trolling you little shitheaded cocksucker. You are far from a troll you little nerd, I will be telling my friends at the OKW to find you, extermination you for this endeavour! You should feel ashamed!
Эй, Дед НС, выходи,
SUBprise
Тебя заждались мы,
SUBprise
И песню про Пангу
SUBprise
Меня заказывать достало!
SUBprise
Покажись нам,
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Не нервируй детей,
SUBprise
Мы крикнем: «Дед НС! Эгеге!»
Submitted by:anonymous
Эй, Дед НС, выходи,
SUBprise
Тебя заждались мы,
SUBprise
И песню про Пангу
SUBprise
Меня заказывать достало!
SUBprise
Покажись нам,
SUBprise
Не нервируй детей,
SUBprise
Мы крикнем: «Дед НС! Эгеге!»
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