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Drek: Hello, citizens of Novalis My race the Blarg have a small problem. Our planet has become so polluted, overpopulated, and poisonous that we are no longer able to dwell here. But I, Chairman Drek, have a solution. We are constructing a pristine new world using the choicest planetary components available. So what does this mean to you, you might ask? Using highly-sophisticated technology, which you couldn't possibly understand, we will be extracting a large portion of your planet and adding it to our new one. Unfortunately, this change in mass will cause your planet to spin out of control and drift into the sun which will explode into a flaming ball of gas, but, of course, sacrifices must be made. Thank you for your cooperation. Cameraman: Cut! Drek: And if you don't like it, you can take your whiny, sniveling, snot-nosed populations, form a line behind me, and kiss my- We're still on? Well, turn it off, you idiot!

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By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River Near the Persian Gulf is where they found Ancient ruins underground Archaeologists did lots of excavation down By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River King Sargon got real old Told his sons to take the throne But the huge Akkadian empire would fall out of his control Then came Hammurabi who would take full command Hammurabi was the king of the Babylonians (Man) Babylonia Was the land where they told you You obey Hammurabi's code Praise Hammurabi's code Break Hammurabi's code And you'll be saying "oh no" Akkadians long ago Conquered Sumer, took control Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River Near the Persian Gulf is where they found Ancient ruins underground Archaeologists did lots of excavation down By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River Babylonians built roads They traded grain for gold They kept themselves united under Hammurabi's code Hammurabi's code Hammurabi's code Hammurabi's code Hammurabi's code Which was a bunch of laws They believed it had no flaws They obeyed it just because They thought Hammurabi was Chosen by the gods (whoa) Chosen by the gods (whoa) Akkadians long ago Conquered Sumer, took control Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River Near the Persian Gulf is where they found Ancient ruins underground Archaeologists did lots of excavation down By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River Mesopotamia!

Euphrates River Hey, I got a new lesson for you about ancient Mesopotamia The Euphrates River and the Tigris River formed the cradle of civilization Akkadians long ago Conquered Sumer, took control Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Persian Gulf is where they found Ancient ruins underground Archaeologists did lots of excavation down By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River Both the Euphrates River And the Tigris River used to flood Bringing lots of fertile mud But the problem was that water washed away their crops Dams and levies made it stop When it was dry they'd irrigate Fighting over water led to war between the city states Cuneiform is ancient writing That tells us Sumer's city-states were always fighting They were the first civilization in Mesopotamia Then came the Akkadians who started empire mania Akkadians long ago Conquered Sumer, took control Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled

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"But when making the game I rediscovered my love for making poison swamps. I know how people feel about them, but you know, suddenly I realise I'm in the middle of making one and I just can't help myself. It just happens."

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A: He's going round behind, you know the guy with a gun and a hat. B: Everyone has guns. A: Genji doesn't. Anyway this one has a hat too. Like Crocodile Dundee, and that no aim skill bs. B: Which no aim skill everyone has no aimskill bs? A: Ah true, eh, It's not hanzo no skill, but the other one, and he has the aim bot ult, the other aimbot ult, not the old guy.

Emphasis is everything: I promise, I didn't burn down that orphanage I PROMISE, I didn't burn down that orphanage I promise, I DIDN'T burn down that orphanage I promise, I didn't burn down THAT orphanage I promise, I didn't burn down that ORPHANAGE

mrkrinComfy i love otters mrkrinComfy

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Elden Ring is everything gaming shouldn't be. The hilarious thing is all the stuff that its diehard fans praise is the stuff that doesn't work. When there are no markers or quest logs players then turn to the internet. And then they use the custom markers and fill the compass with stuff! So much for "no clutter" that ER fans praise. Mini map encourages players to explore and can always be disabled. And Souls combat is so boring and overdone. It's great to make players feel good about themselves but the reality is it's cheap difficulty. The only game that works is Jedi Fallen Order because you have unlimited stamina. But Elden Ring has contradictory mechanics unless you're a mage or an Incantation user. You can't parry and most bosses are hard to dodge since you don't get many i-frames. Hogwarts has much better combat. It's simpler like WB's Arkham games or Mordor games. It's rhythm focused. You have a counter button and one attack button with spells in-between casts. Most players simply prefer smoother combat and not a choppy combat with no flow to it.

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Мужики не стреляйте я верблюд

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY’RE TWINS MEANING THEY SPLIT FROM THE SAME CELL SO ITS JUST THEM COMING BACK TOGETHER AND IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-

Why don't characters I don't like die?! Characters I do like should live! The story should be simpler where all antagonists immediately die! I don't like characters that are not obviously good or evil!!

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"

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