SCP-3171-213: Have you committed incest recently? Mr. Jackson: Maybe. SCP-3171-213: Tell me. Mr. Jackson: Two sacks. SCP-3171-213: Yes. Tell me. Mr. Jackson: Changed my mind. Four sacks. SCP-3171-213: No. SCP-3171-213: Unconscious animal. There is a pause of approximately 30 seconds. SCP-3171-213: All right. Four. Tell me. Mr. Jackson: I had dinner with my sister last week. SCP-3171-213: Oooh! Mr. Jackson: We shared a milkshake, taking turns sipping from the same straw. SCP-3171-213: You mud-stained whore. SCP-3171-213: I bet you always exchange fluids at first rainfall. Mr. Jackson: Indeed, that is me. Whenever it rains, I make my way around the neighborhood, fluid exchange foremost on my mind. Mr. Jackson: In any case, the milkshake was delicious. Both I and my sister greatly enjoyed sharing it. SCP-3171-213: Aaahh! Video imagery of SCP-3171-213 shows it releasing spores coincident with the final utterance. Four sacks of fluid were collected by Mr. Jackson the following day.

SCP-3171-234: Moon Sun Moon. Moon Sun Moon. Moon Moon Darkness. There is a pause lasting approximately three seconds, followed by applause4. SCP-3171-446: Sun Sun Moon. Moon Sun Sun. Moon Darkness Moon. Another pause lasting approximately three seconds, followed by lighter applause. Dr. Green: Sun Moon Moon. Sun Moon Moon. Darkness Darkness Moon. There is a pause lasting approximately fifteen seconds. SCP-3171-053: That is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

I was a leashed child, only after I started sprinting up to strange old women to hug them and also to touch their neck wrinkles (i would call them wobbles and play with them on my grandparents, it was like my favourite thing) Small town so soon all the old people knew the feral child trying to touch their neck wrinkles.

YO SHIT FOR BRAINS, WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS? HUH? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? COMING HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES, YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU DUMB FORESKIN

It takes a Big Dog to way 100 LBS

Let's see what kind of shot you are pilgrim, take a crack at this bottle! Haha, You missed that one, try another!

Death? Death? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me? Why? WHY? Because I fucked you? You fucked me! You fucked ME! You came to MY house! You came to ME! I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, you took a fuckin' BUBBLE BATH! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! It was FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza! It just shows up at my fuckin' door! What am I supposed to do? "We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us! No one will know. Come on, fuck us!" Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a fuck, you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you in, I was a good guy, I'm a good father! And you just fucking fucked me! What? Now, you're gonna kill me? You're gonna kill me? Why? Why? 'Cause you fucked me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, this is fucking insane!

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MIQUELLA'S ARSE TRIDENT HORNS BLOOD FIRE TARNISHED LOVE DYNASTY ALBINAURIC

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Haha my gf is sitting on my lap and watching with me and she won’t stop giggling at how nerdy and pathetic you guys are. She doesn’t understand twitch chat. We are starting SEX now.

i need to piss so bad im fucking SQUIRMING

LOSER LOSER CRY LOSER

I'm smoking on that botanies shadow garden grown dark evil pack 💀 they watered this with the blood of 39 dragons 🌶️ 🥵 shits so purple it should be asking where's waldo nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off 💀 nuclear levels of sour lung slaughtering necromancer coosh shit got diamonds on it so you know that thc to cbd race is fucking swag nigga a whiff of this shit yeah it's that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass nigga this shit is straight out of K lid this shit is what shot Tupac rip my nigga fr dawggg 💀 💀 💀

Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or pervert, just a genuine guy. I would like to treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if i come across as a little big uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) haha

I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary. I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut fuck up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

MORBIUS

Not to brag, but… I beat Malenia in UNDER Half and hour, yeah, I’m a gamer 🤓

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW.

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GG EZZ!!

I hope Garen wins xD. I’m a Garen main and he’s just so fun!! People get so trolled by the spinning, and his voice lines are so chad like when he says DEMACIA LOL!

You ever been to a Canor restaurant? The food's pretty howlright.

Some weather we're having, huh?