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In episode 24, Shinji meets Kawaru. Shinji is really depressed, as per usual, but he meets a mysterious man who teaches him to be happy and also how to take it in the ass. Kawaru cheers up shinji and goes on a romantic date with him to a 5 star restaurant in tokyo where they get boiled lobster and crown rack of lamb. before the food arrives, kawaru notices the shadow of an ercect penis under the table which makes him hot. They go to the bathroom and do UPS driver roleplay, but before they can finish, a man waks into the bathroom. Its daniel fucking larson. THE Daniel Larson. Because hes so fucking hot they invite him to a threesome. But he says "sorry, im currently dating Grace Vanderwaal" and leaves. Shinji grows so depressed from this, he jumps off of a bridge, but kawaru catches him. They look eachother in the eyes and get so horny and fuck all night long. Shinji is later faced with the choice of killing him. he refuses, and they run off and get married and go on a honeymoon to greece where they fuck all weekend long. But theres a knock at the door. Its daniel larson in EVA Unit Larson and He hasnt come to fuck, he crushes kawaru with his bare hands and then shinji gets depressed as fuck and starts the third impact and everyone dies
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cathedralofdreams
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OG: Greetings bruv, allow me to communicate with you momentarily. Why are fellows conversing that you're going around conversing that you've had sexual relations with my father in the legs? Buffoon Self: Are you by any chance the son of Roddington Jr, casually known as Little Rodney? OG: Indubitably, I'm Little Rodney's son. Buffoon Self: Therefore, are you referring to Roddington whose buttocks are fascinatingly enormous? OG: Oi, why're you disrespecting me, bruv? Buffoon Self: My mistake Original Gangster. OG: No, this cannot be forgiven. Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons. Buffoon Self: For what purpose?! OG: And discard of your footwear as well. Buffon Self: For what purpose?! OG: In fact, I am equipped to summon the one casually known as Little Travis on your Buffoon Self. His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.
anonymous
On a typical Sunday, I like to go into my park’s bathroom and just start shitting like a mad man. Slinging it around like bean bags, rolling in it like a pig in brown gold, making mudpies, you name it. I don’t think anyone has noticed yet, though it does leave a very rancid, almost decaying smell for weeks. Went in and noticed that there were more shitflies and maggots in the toilet (still filled with shit from last week) than there usually are, so I thought it was odd. It appears as though I’ve run out of toilet paper, so I suppose this shall be my final frontier.. Typing this on my phone with my shit smeared fingers. It won’t let me slide up sometimes and it’ll just go all over the place. Ate some pizza earlier too, it was very greasy (soooooo gooood) and I’m having some trouble typing.
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