Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
Submitted by:agdag
Evelynn
Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
Evelynn from League of Legends
Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
Submitted by:anonymous
Evelynn from League of Legends
Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
HeY GuYs is ThIs W EaTs, sooo i got sum fries they very OckY and i got a Peach And MaNgo DuM dUm and i have a bev , can neva never forget the Bev. GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd , Im gonna taste my food now , THIS IS MINE FANUM U NEVA GEt My food
Submitted by:Corn wallace
FANUM STORY
HeY GuYs is ThIs W EaTs, sooo i got sum fries they very OckY and i got a Peach And MaNgo DuM dUm and i have a bev , can neva never forget the Bev. GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd , Im gonna taste my food now , THIS IS MINE FANUM U NEVA GEt My food
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I don´t know what to say about this
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Shoe and Cock have been happily married for 3 years when Shoe finds that cock’s period is several months late. Shoe then proceeds to insist on taking a pregnancy test when Cock finds that they are in fact having a child. Shoe decides that he is not ready to be a father and 8 months into the pregnancy, Shoe abandons his family to start a new one in Florida.
Submitted by:anonymous
Shoe and Cock have been happily married for 3 years when Shoe finds that cock’s period is several months late. Shoe then proceeds to insist on taking a pregnancy test when Cock finds that they are in fact having a child. Shoe decides that he is not ready to be a father and 8 months into the pregnancy, Shoe abandons his family to start a new one in Florida.
Truck
Submitted by:anonymous
Truck
I want to be the owner of the defunct fortnite clan Aquaz
Submitted by:dev_land
i want to be the owner of defunct fortnite clan Aquaz
I want to be the owner of the defunct fortnite clan Aquaz
at this point these sigma kids are just npcs -a blue robotic core. out of joking, yes, im motherfucking tired of sigmas, they are racist, homophobic, sexist, etc... im tired, i see them in instagram, on my youtube recommendations (i dont even watch related stuff -_-) and it gets me pretty mad.
Submitted by:u/Healthy-Brain-816
Sigma🗿🍷
at this point these sigma kids are just npcs -a blue robotic core. out of joking, yes, im motherfucking tired of sigmas, they are racist, homophobic, sexist, etc... im tired, i see them in instagram, on my youtube recommendations (i dont even watch related stuff -_-) and it gets me pretty mad.
나락
Submitted by:anonymous
나락
I want to fuck tanjiro. I need to. Whenever I watch demon slayer I always find myself masturbaiting to him. I cum all over the screen. He is so hot and kind at the same time. And don't get me started on those abs.
Submitted by:Kai
I want to fuck Tanjiro Kamado
I want to fuck tanjiro. I need to. Whenever I watch demon slayer I always find myself masturbaiting to him. I cum all over the screen. He is so hot and kind at the same time. And don't get me started on those abs.