"Graaah!!! You again! Stop jerkin' my chain!!! What's it gonna take to make you stop? Haah...hooo...hah...heh...hmm...phew. All right, Player! That's it! Today's the day. I'm done! No more takin' it easy on the poor human. See, I understand you now. It took a while, but I finally see what makes you tick. Allow me to...elaborate, huh? The whole RESET thing? It's your decision, right? Yeah, freedom of choice, and all that. You're the master of your own destiny, and blah blah blah blah. That's all fine with me. I'm just tired of the drama. You wanna hit RESET, right? You love doing that, huh? That's what you really wanna do? Well, if that's what you're really lookin' for, lemme help you out. Yeah, no problem! I'll hit RESET for you. Everythin' you've done so far? All that you've worked for? Forget about it. That's right. It's all going bye-bye. You, my button-happy friend, get to start over. Well, see ya!"
Submitted by:anonymous
resetti moment
"Graaah!!! You again! Stop jerkin' my chain!!! What's it gonna take to make you stop? Haah...hooo...hah...heh...hmm...phew. All right, Player! That's it! Today's the day. I'm done! No more takin' it easy on the poor human. See, I understand you now. It took a while, but I finally see what makes you tick. Allow me to...elaborate, huh? The whole RESET thing? It's your decision, right? Yeah, freedom of choice, and all that. You're the master of your own destiny, and blah blah blah blah. That's all fine with me. I'm just tired of the drama. You wanna hit RESET, right? You love doing that, huh? That's what you really wanna do? Well, if that's what you're really lookin' for, lemme help you out. Yeah, no problem! I'll hit RESET for you. Everythin' you've done so far? All that you've worked for? Forget about it. That's right. It's all going bye-bye. You, my button-happy friend, get to start over. Well, see ya!"
Listen fitzy i was 4500 in ow1 consistently 4400 i would shit talk you in that game too youve always been horrible i quit this game for a year and still got you throwing my game its a litteral nightmare
Submitted by:ryze
Listen fitzy i was 4500 in ow1 consistently 4400 i would shit talk you in that game too youve always been horrible i quit this game for a year and still got you throwing my game its a litteral nightmare
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On December 13th 2017, the rider for Swiftβs tour leaked. Among the more bizarre demands:
[*] Swift must receive the home locker room and no men with facial or long hair is permitted to enter for six (6) months prior to the show.
[*] No refunds may be given for any reason.
[*] No complimentary tickets or backstage passes will be given out. If a radio station does a giveaway, the winner is responsible for all expenses or be charged with theft.
[*] Swift must be driven to and from the show in a Bugatti, provided at the venueβs expense.
[*] Arena staff CANNOT speak to Swift unless spoken to and MUST refer to Swift as βQueen Taylorβ or βYour Majestyβ. Men MUST bow, and women MUST curtesy.
[*] The Star Spangled Banner will play at every show before Swift takes the stage. All those not standing must Be ejected.
Submitted by:anonymous
On December 13th 2017, the rider for Swiftβs tour leaked. Among the more bizarre demands: [*] Swift must receive the home locker room and no men with facial or long hair is permitted to enter for six (6) months prior to the show. [*] No refunds may be given for any reason. [*] No complimentary tickets or backstage passes will be given out. If a radio station does a giveaway, the winner is responsible for all expenses or be charged with theft. [*] Swift must be driven to and from the show in a Bugatti, provided at the venueβs expense. [*] Arena staff CANNOT speak to Swift unless spoken to and MUST refer to Swift as βQueen Taylorβ or βYour Majestyβ. Men MUST bow, and women MUST curtesy. [*] The Star Spangled Banner will play at every show before Swift takes the stage. All those not standing must Be ejected.
On December 13th 2017, the rider for Swiftβs tour leaked. Among the more bizarre demands:
[*] Swift must receive the home locker room and no men with facial or long hair is permitted to enter for six (6) months prior to the show.
[*] No refunds may be given for any reason.
[*] No complimentary tickets or backstage passes will be given out. If a radio station does a giveaway, the winner is responsible for all expenses or be charged with theft.
[*] Swift must be driven to and from the show in a Bugatti, provided at the venueβs expense.
[*] Arena staff CANNOT speak to Swift unless spoken to and MUST refer to Swift as βQueen Taylorβ or βYour Majestyβ. Men MUST bow, and women MUST curtesy.
[*] The Star Spangled Banner will play at every show before Swift takes the stage. All those not standing must Be ejected.
[[Taylor Swift]] spent the evening hateTweeting the ceremony, saying "lol, Kanye went full retard. You NEVER go full retard!" and "Rihanna a Vanguard? I did more in the first thirty seconds of my first music video than she ever has!"
Submitted by:anonymous
[[Taylor Swift]] spent the evening hateTweeting the ceremony, saying "lol, Kanye went full retard. You NEVER go full retard!" and "Rihanna a Vanguard? I did more in the first thirty seconds of my first music video than she ever has!"
[[Taylor Swift]] spent the evening hateTweeting the ceremony, saying "lol, Kanye went full retard. You NEVER go full retard!" and "Rihanna a Vanguard? I did more in the first thirty seconds of my first music video than she ever has!"
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Submitted by:anonymous
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
EVERYBODY,EVERYONE,I'M COMING FOR,EVERYONE,KILL EVERYBODY!I'M THE CHAMP!I'M THE KING,AND AVERY-AHHHHH!
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EVERYBODY,EVERYONE,I'M COMING FOR,EVERYONE,KILL EVERYBODY!I'M THE CHAMP!I'M THE KING,AND AVERY-AHHHHH!
JHGYU
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JHGYU
This sub just made my dad walk in on me looking at foot porn and im malding.
I was making a meme for this subreddit (and no I wont elaborate on what that meme will be its not ready yet) but it required a pair of feet in a very specific angle and pose, so I started by googling bare feet on google, but almost everything either had the wrong pose or the wrong angle, with some just having the feet not looking right.
So i realized after half an hour of doing that that foot porn would probably be more likely to have this specific pose, so I went through googling foot porn in an incognito tab for half an hour, and after about half an hour of looking at foot porn (most of which was just footjobs) I found a truly remarkable pair of grippers, I mean the pose and angle were just exactly what I needed. So naturally I immediately downloaded nloded the feet and brought it to the photo editor im using.
I needed to edit out the dicks and cocks and stuff out of the photo because they didnt fit in the meme, so I started choosing elements that would be erased and those that would be included in the png, unfortunately, I did two thingβs differently than usual. I used a different photo editor than usual which im a lot slower with because it new to using it, and I was using my airpods with noise cancellation (was listening to cant tell me nothing by kanye on loop), and because ayse of this, I was only able to hear my dad right when he was turning the corner into my room, and the second I realized what was happening I alt tabed to the gaming I was playing before (disco elysium, really great game, check it out), but I know it was to late because my dad said in a really angry voice that its to late and I need to go to bed then slammed my door close on the way out.
Idk what to do ik my dads gonna be super mad at me in the morning, because he definitely thinks I was getting of to foot porn.
(Also apologies, idk if the correct term to use is foot porn or feet porn)
Submitted by:anonymous
FEET
This sub just made my dad walk in on me looking at foot porn and im malding.
I was making a meme for this subreddit (and no I wont elaborate on what that meme will be its not ready yet) but it required a pair of feet in a very specific angle and pose, so I started by googling bare feet on google, but almost everything either had the wrong pose or the wrong angle, with some just having the feet not looking right.
So i realized after half an hour of doing that that foot porn would probably be more likely to have this specific pose, so I went through googling foot porn in an incognito tab for half an hour, and after about half an hour of looking at foot porn (most of which was just footjobs) I found a truly remarkable pair of grippers, I mean the pose and angle were just exactly what I needed. So naturally I immediately downloaded nloded the feet and brought it to the photo editor im using.
I needed to edit out the dicks and cocks and stuff out of the photo because they didnt fit in the meme, so I started choosing elements that would be erased and those that would be included in the png, unfortunately, I did two thingβs differently than usual. I used a different photo editor than usual which im a lot slower with because it new to using it, and I was using my airpods with noise cancellation (was listening to cant tell me nothing by kanye on loop), and because ayse of this, I was only able to hear my dad right when he was turning the corner into my room, and the second I realized what was happening I alt tabed to the gaming I was playing before (disco elysium, really great game, check it out), but I know it was to late because my dad said in a really angry voice that its to late and I need to go to bed then slammed my door close on the way out.
Idk what to do ik my dads gonna be super mad at me in the morning, because he definitely thinks I was getting of to foot porn.
(Also apologies, idk if the correct term to use is foot porn or feet porn)