You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in the inside our gas station sushi. We black out, and wake up in a sewer, were surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Submitted by:fish
every single word from the actual video. "YOU, ME, GAS STATION"
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in the inside our gas station sushi. We black out, and wake up in a sewer, were surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
"Graaah!!! You again! Stop jerkin' my chain!!! What's it gonna take to make you stop? Haah...hooo...hah...heh...hmm...phew. All right, Player! That's it! Today's the day. I'm done! No more takin' it easy on the poor human. See, I understand you now. It took a while, but I finally see what makes you tick. Allow me to...elaborate, huh? The whole RESET thing? It's your decision, right? Yeah, freedom of choice, and all that. You're the master of your own destiny, and blah blah blah blah. That's all fine with me. I'm just tired of the drama. You wanna hit RESET, right? You love doing that, huh? That's what you really wanna do? Well, if that's what you're really lookin' for, lemme help you out. Yeah, no problem! I'll hit RESET for you. Everythin' you've done so far? All that you've worked for? Forget about it. That's right. It's all going bye-bye. You, my button-happy friend, get to start over. Well, see ya!"
Submitted by:anonymous
resetti moment
"Graaah!!! You again! Stop jerkin' my chain!!! What's it gonna take to make you stop? Haah...hooo...hah...heh...hmm...phew. All right, Player! That's it! Today's the day. I'm done! No more takin' it easy on the poor human. See, I understand you now. It took a while, but I finally see what makes you tick. Allow me to...elaborate, huh? The whole RESET thing? It's your decision, right? Yeah, freedom of choice, and all that. You're the master of your own destiny, and blah blah blah blah. That's all fine with me. I'm just tired of the drama. You wanna hit RESET, right? You love doing that, huh? That's what you really wanna do? Well, if that's what you're really lookin' for, lemme help you out. Yeah, no problem! I'll hit RESET for you. Everythin' you've done so far? All that you've worked for? Forget about it. That's right. It's all going bye-bye. You, my button-happy friend, get to start over. Well, see ya!"
Listen fitzy i was 4500 in ow1 consistently 4400 i would shit talk you in that game too youve always been horrible i quit this game for a year and still got you throwing my game its a litteral nightmare
Submitted by:ryze
Listen fitzy i was 4500 in ow1 consistently 4400 i would shit talk you in that game too youve always been horrible i quit this game for a year and still got you throwing my game its a litteral nightmare
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On December 13th 2017, the rider for Swiftβs tour leaked. Among the more bizarre demands:
[*] Swift must receive the home locker room and no men with facial or long hair is permitted to enter for six (6) months prior to the show.
[*] No refunds may be given for any reason.
[*] No complimentary tickets or backstage passes will be given out. If a radio station does a giveaway, the winner is responsible for all expenses or be charged with theft.
[*] Swift must be driven to and from the show in a Bugatti, provided at the venueβs expense.
[*] Arena staff CANNOT speak to Swift unless spoken to and MUST refer to Swift as βQueen Taylorβ or βYour Majestyβ. Men MUST bow, and women MUST curtesy.
[*] The Star Spangled Banner will play at every show before Swift takes the stage. All those not standing must Be ejected.
Submitted by:anonymous
On December 13th 2017, the rider for Swiftβs tour leaked. Among the more bizarre demands: [*] Swift must receive the home locker room and no men with facial or long hair is permitted to enter for six (6) months prior to the show. [*] No refunds may be given for any reason. [*] No complimentary tickets or backstage passes will be given out. If a radio station does a giveaway, the winner is responsible for all expenses or be charged with theft. [*] Swift must be driven to and from the show in a Bugatti, provided at the venueβs expense. [*] Arena staff CANNOT speak to Swift unless spoken to and MUST refer to Swift as βQueen Taylorβ or βYour Majestyβ. Men MUST bow, and women MUST curtesy. [*] The Star Spangled Banner will play at every show before Swift takes the stage. All those not standing must Be ejected.
On December 13th 2017, the rider for Swiftβs tour leaked. Among the more bizarre demands:
[*] Swift must receive the home locker room and no men with facial or long hair is permitted to enter for six (6) months prior to the show.
[*] No refunds may be given for any reason.
[*] No complimentary tickets or backstage passes will be given out. If a radio station does a giveaway, the winner is responsible for all expenses or be charged with theft.
[*] Swift must be driven to and from the show in a Bugatti, provided at the venueβs expense.
[*] Arena staff CANNOT speak to Swift unless spoken to and MUST refer to Swift as βQueen Taylorβ or βYour Majestyβ. Men MUST bow, and women MUST curtesy.
[*] The Star Spangled Banner will play at every show before Swift takes the stage. All those not standing must Be ejected.
[[Taylor Swift]] spent the evening hateTweeting the ceremony, saying "lol, Kanye went full retard. You NEVER go full retard!" and "Rihanna a Vanguard? I did more in the first thirty seconds of my first music video than she ever has!"
Submitted by:anonymous
[[Taylor Swift]] spent the evening hateTweeting the ceremony, saying "lol, Kanye went full retard. You NEVER go full retard!" and "Rihanna a Vanguard? I did more in the first thirty seconds of my first music video than she ever has!"
[[Taylor Swift]] spent the evening hateTweeting the ceremony, saying "lol, Kanye went full retard. You NEVER go full retard!" and "Rihanna a Vanguard? I did more in the first thirty seconds of my first music video than she ever has!"
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Submitted by:anonymous
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.