Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
Submitted by:agdag
Evelynn
Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
Evelynn from League of Legends
Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
Submitted by:anonymous
Evelynn from League of Legends
Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
HeY GuYs is ThIs W EaTs, sooo i got sum fries they very OckY and i got a Peach And MaNgo DuM dUm and i have a bev , can neva never forget the Bev. GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd , Im gonna taste my food now , THIS IS MINE FANUM U NEVA GEt My food
Submitted by:Corn wallace
FANUM STORY
HeY GuYs is ThIs W EaTs, sooo i got sum fries they very OckY and i got a Peach And MaNgo DuM dUm and i have a bev , can neva never forget the Bev. GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd , Im gonna taste my food now , THIS IS MINE FANUM U NEVA GEt My food
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Submitted by:I tested positive for bovid meme copypasta
I don´t know what to say about this
I positive tested for I positive tested for co I positive tested for bovid I po I te I povited I povited tested for lo I pov I povited ip od I positive tested for poke I po s I I tested for povid I covited for for bovid I po I positive tested for c I got I got a I got a new roach I I positive tested for cov I po I tested positive for bo I positive for both of them I test I povited tested I pov I po I tested positive for covid.
Shoe and Cock have been happily married for 3 years when Shoe finds that cock’s period is several months late. Shoe then proceeds to insist on taking a pregnancy test when Cock finds that they are in fact having a child. Shoe decides that he is not ready to be a father and 8 months into the pregnancy, Shoe abandons his family to start a new one in Florida.
Submitted by:anonymous
Shoe and Cock have been happily married for 3 years when Shoe finds that cock’s period is several months late. Shoe then proceeds to insist on taking a pregnancy test when Cock finds that they are in fact having a child. Shoe decides that he is not ready to be a father and 8 months into the pregnancy, Shoe abandons his family to start a new one in Florida.
Truck
Submitted by:anonymous
Truck
I want to be the owner of the defunct fortnite clan Aquaz
Submitted by:dev_land
i want to be the owner of defunct fortnite clan Aquaz
I want to be the owner of the defunct fortnite clan Aquaz
at this point these sigma kids are just npcs -a blue robotic core. out of joking, yes, im motherfucking tired of sigmas, they are racist, homophobic, sexist, etc... im tired, i see them in instagram, on my youtube recommendations (i dont even watch related stuff -_-) and it gets me pretty mad.
Submitted by:u/Healthy-Brain-816
Sigma🗿🍷
at this point these sigma kids are just npcs -a blue robotic core. out of joking, yes, im motherfucking tired of sigmas, they are racist, homophobic, sexist, etc... im tired, i see them in instagram, on my youtube recommendations (i dont even watch related stuff -_-) and it gets me pretty mad.
나락
Submitted by:anonymous
나락
I want to fuck tanjiro. I need to. Whenever I watch demon slayer I always find myself masturbaiting to him. I cum all over the screen. He is so hot and kind at the same time. And don't get me started on those abs.
Submitted by:Kai
I want to fuck Tanjiro Kamado
I want to fuck tanjiro. I need to. Whenever I watch demon slayer I always find myself masturbaiting to him. I cum all over the screen. He is so hot and kind at the same time. And don't get me started on those abs.
I wanna fuck you so hard.. I wanna tie you up and make you scream as I suck you off until you can't handle it anymore.. Tell me how bad you want it.. I wanna hear your sweet moans and whimpers and I ride your cock~
Submitted by:Kai
Dominant
I wanna fuck you so hard.. I wanna tie you up and make you scream as I suck you off until you can't handle it anymore.. Tell me how bad you want it.. I wanna hear your sweet moans and whimpers and I ride your cock~
I remember going to watch the gladiator fights, and they'd come out in their noble looking, oversized shoes, for kicking opponents, and their noses red from previous battles, and their flowers that squirt water to confuse the enemy. The good old days Pants even used to fall down, like a sort of flash bang to stun the enemy for a split second and allowing you to win. Those guys were the real warriors, not these US marine clowns
Submitted by:SirSpuds
I remember going to watch the gladiator fights, and they'd come out in their noble looking, oversized shoes, for kicking opponents, and their noses red from previous battles, and their flowers that squirt water to confuse the enemy. The good old days Pants even used to fall down, like a sort of flash bang to stun the enemy for a split second and allowing you to win. Those guys were the real warriors, not these US marine clowns