What the fuck did you just fucking say about Dark Souls II, you little bitch? I'll have you know I've perfected every game in the souls series, and I've been involved in numerous secret invasions on twitch streamers, and I have over 300 confirmed invasions. I am trained in Havellyn warfare and I've the top score in the Brotherhood of Blood. You are nothing to me but just another host. I will backstab you the fuck out with the precision the likes which has never been seen before in Drangleic, mark my fucking orange soapstone. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Dark Souls II over the internet? Think again, hollow. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Suspicious Shadow Cosplayers across the kingdom, and your game location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, hollow. The storm of Elyeum Loyce that wipes yout the pathetic little thing you call your humanity. You're fucking riposted kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred different weapons, and that's just with my SL1. Not only am I extensively trained in vanquisher seal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Blue Sentinels and I will use them to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Drangleic, you little hollow, if only you could have known what hexer's retribution your little "clever" post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're playing the price. you goddamn hollow. I will shit dark fog all over you and you will become toxic'd in it. You're fucking invaded, kiddo.
Submitted by:anonymous
Least Furious Dark Souls 2 fan.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Dark Souls II, you little bitch? I'll have you know I've perfected every game in the souls series, and I've been involved in numerous secret invasions on twitch streamers, and I have over 300 confirmed invasions. I am trained in Havellyn warfare and I've the top score in the Brotherhood of Blood. You are nothing to me but just another host. I will backstab you the fuck out with the precision the likes which has never been seen before in Drangleic, mark my fucking orange soapstone. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Dark Souls II over the internet? Think again, hollow. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Suspicious Shadow Cosplayers across the kingdom, and your game location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, hollow. The storm of Elyeum Loyce that wipes yout the pathetic little thing you call your humanity. You're fucking riposted kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred different weapons, and that's just with my SL1. Not only am I extensively trained in vanquisher seal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Blue Sentinels and I will use them to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Drangleic, you little hollow, if only you could have known what hexer's retribution your little "clever" post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're playing the price. you goddamn hollow. I will shit dark fog all over you and you will become toxic'd in it. You're fucking invaded, kiddo.
Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life." Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety..
Submitted by:the phone guy
Fnaf 1 - Phone Guy Night 1 Call
Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life." Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety..
i hate how riot needs to flood the ladder with as many imbecile as possible just to keep the peopel grinding. thats y i stopped no lifing. i still try hard when i do play
Submitted by:the vic boss
el vago jack
i hate how riot needs to flood the ladder with as many imbecile as possible just to keep the peopel grinding. thats y i stopped no lifing. i still try hard when i do play
hey guys it's me roll dog here just eating a Popeyes biscuit just ignore the BODIES growing in the background I don't know how those get there I just.... IS THAT NEW LORE
Submitted by:just ignore the BODIES
Idk just happened on cesars new stream where HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY PIKMIN FOUR BUT ALL THAT HAPPENED WAS ROLL EATING 4 POPEYES BISCUITS THAN ROLL FACE REVEAL (OH NO SHE'S HOT) AND THAN SCROLLING THROUGH TWITTER epic stream
hey guys it's me roll dog here just eating a Popeyes biscuit just ignore the BODIES growing in the background I don't know how those get there I just.... IS THAT NEW LORE
I'm starting to realize how fucking stupid I actually am.
instead of trying to face the problem head on. I just run away from all of my problems instead.
this is not who I should be. this is genuinely all my fault and im starting to really realize how fucking immature and retarded I actually was.
I know I'm immature, thats just who I am. but trying to run from it just makes it hurt even more. I've accomplished so much in my life that there's no point in trying to run. I need to attempt to get better. and that's what I'm going to do.
again, im an immature 16 year old who is desperate for female attention. I literally don't think anymore, im genuinely sorry to jkzu and anyone else ive made stressed out. I know I can't recover from this mistake, but I can try my best. just give me some time.
Submitted by:Omni
SubTheEevee Apology
I'm starting to realize how fucking stupid I actually am.
instead of trying to face the problem head on. I just run away from all of my problems instead.
this is not who I should be. this is genuinely all my fault and im starting to really realize how fucking immature and retarded I actually was.
I know I'm immature, thats just who I am. but trying to run from it just makes it hurt even more. I've accomplished so much in my life that there's no point in trying to run. I need to attempt to get better. and that's what I'm going to do.
again, im an immature 16 year old who is desperate for female attention. I literally don't think anymore, im genuinely sorry to jkzu and anyone else ive made stressed out. I know I can't recover from this mistake, but I can try my best. just give me some time.
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trihex tier 3 sub
TIER 3 SUB triGOLD tri7 DONATE EVERY WEEK triGOLD tri7 GOOGLE CHROME NO AD-BLOCK triGOLD tri7 THREE PROTOTYPE NVIDIA 6090s triGOLD tri7 1000 GIGABIT FIBER INTERNET triGOLD tri7 BOUGHT MY CHATEAU WITH CASH triGOLD tri7 ELECTRIC BILLS PAID 3 YEARS IN ADVANCE triGOLD tri7 HUGE BATHROOM WITH MY OWN SAUNA triGOLD tri7 PERSONAL CHEF COOKS ALL OF MY MEALS triGOLD tri7
I like to collect mostly used cigarette butts from inbetween the sidewalk pavement and start huffing 'em, then chewing them like candy. Why waste money on "new" cigarette packs when the sidewalk is free? Also check your local hotels, sometimes pea-brained morons will just leave perfectly good cigarette butts in the ashtrays. These can be reused, resmoked, and recycled. Message me for more lifehack tips.
Submitted by:anonymous
I like to collect mostly used cigarette butts from inbetween the sidewalk pavement and start huffing 'em, then chewing them like candy. Why waste money on "new" cigarette packs when the sidewalk is free? Also check your local hotels, sometimes pea-brained morons will just leave perfectly good cigarette butts in the ashtrays. These can be reused, resmoked, and recycled. Message me for more lifehack tips.
I had 2 cans of ravioli and a butternut squash up my ass last night. And the butternut squash was huge. My mom asked me why the squash tasted like sh*t tonight. i had to confess. she threw up.
Submitted by:anonymous
I had 2 cans of ravioli and a butternut squash up my ass last night. And the butternut squash was huge. My mom asked me why the squash tasted like sh*t tonight. i had to confess. she threw up.