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An automated message from Blizzard Entertainment to Athene

twitchquotes: Greetings, AtheneLIVE! This is an automated message from Blizzardā„¢ Entertainment. You are receiving this message because our Hearthstoneā„¢ AI has flagged your account due to an unusual number of ranked game losses. We recommend that you use the "Suggested Card" feature before progressing any further. Thanks - The Blizzardā„¢ Team.
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July 2014
AtheneLIVE

Ingrid Newkirk, leader of the largest animal rights group

twitchquotes: Ingrid Newkirk here,leader of the largest animal rights group,PETA.How DARE you soil that innocent dog's ears with the word "weiner" and "Dolly"?That's like excessively cursing at a newborn.The cops should be there soon.Bye.
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November 2014
imaqtpie

Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy

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March 2014
Reynad

To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:

To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday: I’m sorry I kept referring to Fred’s liberally mayo’d oven-roasted chicken sub as a ā€œbukkake specialā€. I’m sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. I’m extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling ā€œETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?ā€ in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
August 2021

QTPie calls all his subs dudes

twitchquotes: Does anyone ever notice how QT calls all his subs dudes? Honestly this is the only reason I don't subscribe. As a 16 year old female from cali I would not like to be called a dude when I have female genitalia. Please spread awareness.
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December 2014
imaqtpie

When drums play, my hands automatically type Kreygasm

twitchquotes: ćƒ½ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½ļ¾‰ when drums play, my hands automatically type Kreygasm , i live for the moment and when Kripp comes i feel i have sex with the stream, all becoming well met. ćƒ½ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½ļ¾‰
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August 2014
Kripp

Pump the brightness and feel have sex with videos

twitchquotes: ļ¼·ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž bed ļ½ļ½™ ļ½Œļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‡ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ¼¹ļ½ļ½•ļ¼“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½…ļ¼Ž I ļ½ļ½•ļ½ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‚ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‡ļ½ˆļ½”ļ½Žļ½…ļ½“ļ½“ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ I ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½… ļ½“ļ½…ļ½˜ ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½–ļ½‰ļ½„ļ½…ļ½ all ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½’ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Ž
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March 2014
Kripp

Do you have I even?

twitchquotes: You know how I can be found at a time when you are get to the day before my eyes and I love it so hard for you and you are so a good time waster but it was not the best same as a whole new bunch if it is the only way I am a little more of time
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December 2014
Forsen

Don/ Pepperoni, captain of the anti-riot police

twitchquotes: ᕼEį’Ŗį’ŖO Tį—ÆITᑕᕼ ᑕᕼᗩT, į—ŖOį‘Ž į‘­Eį‘­į‘­Eį–‡Oį‘ŽI ᕼEį–‡E, į‘•į—©į‘­Tį—©Iį‘Ž Oį–“ TᕼE į—©į‘ŽTI-į–‡IOT į‘­Oį’ŖIį‘•E. ᔕTOį‘­ į–‡IOTIį‘ŽG į–‡IGᕼT į‘ŽOį—Æ, Oį–‡ YOį‘Œ į—ÆIį’Ŗį’Ŗ į—·E TOį‘­į—ŖEį‘•KEį—Ŗ. YOį‘Œ ᕼᗩᐯE į—·EEį‘Ž į—Æį—©į–‡į‘ŽEį—Ŗ. į‘ŽO į‘­į‘ŒEį–‡TO į–‡Iį‘•O ᑭᗩᔕTEį–‡Iį‘ŽO į—ŖE į‘ŽIį–‡O Tį—©į–‡Eį‘ŽTIį‘ŽO
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April 2014

Hearthstone

CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste

twitchquotes: (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯▀̿ Ģæ) Hello Kripp i am CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste. This stream is now under my control i bought all rights to paste and pastarino products if anyone copy and pastes again i will sue you so dont copy and paste (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯▀̿ Ģæ)
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October 2014
Kripp

D3 is boring

twitchquotes: Hmm, something tells me that Kripps audience has gotten enough from D3 for most part... Just can't really put my finger on... ResidentSleeper
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February 2015
Kripp

Worry about a tree, miss the entire forest

twitchquotes: ヽ( Ķ”Ā°ā•­ĶœŹ–ā•®Ķ”Ā° )ノ And if you only worry about a tree, you'll miss the entire forest around it ヽ( Ķ”Ā°ā•­ĶœŹ–ā•®Ķ”Ā° )ノ-Sage Dong
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November 2014
Trump

Please don't use Kappa

twitchquotes: I am from Japan and was raised hearing terrifying stories about kappas from my grandfather. Those are horrible turtle-like monsters who lure and kill children. And then I join this site and see you use it as a joke with a grey faced man. This is not right! I am scared of using the chat now, bringing me bad memories. Please, don't use that emote.
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September 2020

It can never be opposite day

It can never be opposite day. When ever you say "HEY IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!" the opposite would apply therefor it would not be opposite day. Also if you say "IT'S NOT OPPOSITE DAY!" the affect is not applied.
February 2021

Leifgirl, the Leifman's sister

twitchquotes: Stop it, guys. I'm Leifman's sister, and mother of our beautiful little daughter, Leifgirl. The spam and constant harassment in this chat is driving my beloved Leifman insane. Since he became moderator, he's spending all his time here, and can't provide for his family, anymore. Please, Leifman, get back to work in our salt plant, we need the money.
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July 2014
Kripp

Kripp, it's your son Krippunks from the future

twitchquotes: Kripp, it's your son Krippunks from the future. In the year 2020, the Earth is attacked by a series of Hearthstone Bots called RNGdroids 17 and 18. Everyone dies except Reynad and me. He trains me to be a Salt Warrior. You must train to defeat the RNGdroids!
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November 2014
Kripp

Thats why this place is so special.

Listen 5 years ago I wanted to get into investing. I came to this sub to get some advice. One guy helped me with a stock I could invest in. It was dipping for a few days and I kept asking what I should do and he said hold. Kept quoting Warren buffet On the third day I panicked and told him I had to sell. He sent me a video and told me to watch it before I sold. It was a guy getting railed by jpow. I lost 400 dollars that day but it taught me some lessons. Now look at me. Been investing for over 3 years now. I was even on this gme thing. Yeah I could of made 8x the profits instead of 4 but I consider that my own fault. But through this great sub and everything I have learned, I reinvested my profits and as of today I am down 5 grand. Thats why this place is so special.
February 2021

WallStreetBets

Please pray for Kripp's ears

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January 2015
Kripp

I can’t escape Fortnite

twitchquotes: I can’t escape Fortnite. I was on an airplane half an hour ago and through my headphones I heard some guy ask, ā€œDo you play Fortnite?ā€. At first I couldn’t process the words, but I understood after he reiterated. ā€œDude, do you play Fortnite?ā€ Then I heard someone respond behind me. ā€œFortnite?ā€ Then another. ā€œYeah, that game.ā€ I couldn’t shut them out before the cabin erupted into a chorus of Fortnite conversations. I felt like I was being suffocated. The man previously sleeping beside me woke up suddenly and contributed with ā€œwhere we droppin' boys?ā€. The crying kid across the aisle stopped kicking and screaming just to say ā€œTilted Towers!ā€
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November 2018

Fortnite

A very convincing EU > NA

twitchquotes: C9 loses to G2 with First time Top lane Perkz āœ… • TL loses to FNC with a sub jungler debuting for them āœ… • TSM loses to OG role swapping Nukeduck and Patrik and Patrik’s first competitive Neeko game āœ… A very convincing EU > NA
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July 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

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