[Copypasta] Please don't use Kappa

twitchquotes: I am from Japan and was raised hearing terrifying stories about kappas from my grandfather. Those are horrible turtle-like monsters who lure and kill children. And then I join this site and see you use it as a joke with a grey faced man. This is not right! I am scared of using the chat now, bringing me bad memories. Please, don't use that emote.
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September 2020
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MY DONGER HAS BEEN SPOOKED

twitchquotes: เผผใคโ˜ฏ๏นโ˜ฏเผฝเผผใค MY DONGER HAS BEEN SPOOKED, AND YOURS WILL BE TOO เผผใคโ˜ฏ๏นโ˜ฏเผฝเผผใค
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Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST

twitchquotes: โ””( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ”Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! โ””( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ” โœ“ amazW โœ“ krippW โœ“ trumpW โœ“ reynadW โœ“ kolentoW โœ“ bajW โœ“ dewW โœ“ emjaneW โœ“ forsenW โœ“ krippW โœ“ loidW โœ“ mitchW โœ“ reckW โœ“ sodaW โœ“ taymooW โœ“ PLEB TEST PASSED
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Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Thatโ€™s right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
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Just me and EA hanging out

twitchquotes: Just me and ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’•EA๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฐ, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars๐ŸŒŸ so I started to pout ๐Ÿ˜ž He asked if I was down โฌ‡for something yummy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆlooties!๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฐ Yeah! Yeah!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ I earn them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I buy them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I purchase them whole๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ˜ It makes ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’˜EA๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ˜Šhappy๐Ÿ˜Š so it's my only goal... ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซHarder EA! Harder EA! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’• 1 lootie๐Ÿ’ฆ, 2 lootie๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 3 lootie๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 4๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’˜EA's๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘‘Disney princess ๐Ÿ‘‘but I'm also a consumer whore! ๐Ÿ’Ÿ He makes me OP๐Ÿ’—!He makes me feel good๐Ÿ’œ! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’˜Wa-What!๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘๏ปฟ
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If Mr. Beast was in charge of Squid Game.

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