[Copypasta] Please don't use Kappa

I sexually Identify as an the sun

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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August 2015

I sexually Identify as

Horny during Space Jam 2

OK so I was watching space jam 2 and I got RANDOMLY horny. I didn’t wanna exit the movie so I just waited till the Lola scene came up. It came. I started JACKING the SHIT out my pecker. And then.. I ACCIDENTLY NUTTED TO LEBRON😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

July 2021

Imaqtpie washed up

twitchquotes: Last Saturday, I found Imaqtpie wet and unconscious on a beach. I quickly asked a lifeguard to watch over him while I get help. The lifeguard walks away muttering that he "doesnt watch washed up streamers".

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May 2020

imaqtpie

Leifman is part of the Third Reich

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｌｅｉｆｍａｎｍｏｄｔｈｅｃｈａｔａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｒ９ｋ．ｌｅｉｆｍａｎｄｅｌｅｔｅｔｈｅｐａｓｔａａｎｄｆｅｅｌｈｅｉｓｏｎｅｗｉｔｈｔｈｅａｄｏｌｆ．ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｔｈｉｒｄｒｅｉｃｈ．ž

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March 2014

Kripp

When well met, my eye automatically go to the paladin

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎ　ｗｅｌｌ　ｍｅｔ，　ｍｙ　ｅｙｅ　ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ　ｇｏ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｐａｌａｄｉｎ．　ｉ　ｄｉｖｉｎｅ　ｓｈｉｅｌｄ　ｍｙ　ｄｉｃｋ　ａｎｄ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓｅｘ　ｗｉｔｈ　　ｔｈｅ　ｒｅｃｒｕｉｔ．　ａｌｌ　ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ　ｇｅｔ　ｄｏｗｎ．

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March 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Please don't use Kappa

I sexually Identify as an the sun

I sexually Identify as

Horny during Space Jam 2

Imaqtpie washed up

Leifman is part of the Third Reich

When well met, my eye automatically go to the paladin

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