It can never be opposite day. When ever you say "HEY IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!" the opposite would apply therefor it would not be opposite day. Also if you say "IT'S NOT OPPOSITE DAY!" the affect is not applied.
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Only the chosen one can fist both asses
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And for a moment the two felt unsalted
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I love salt too.β Reynad confessed, as he slipped his feminine hand into Krippβs and smirked. βAre you trying to top-deck me?β protests Kripparroni, as Saltnad blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Kripp. βWeak tempo play, Reynad.β The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and for a moment the two felt unsalted.
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A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once
A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like heβs really tall and large but the guy couldnβt be more than 5β4β. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said βThe required information is in the lab directionsβ but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadnβt even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology Iβve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldnβt find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.
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Visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the Nether
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