It can never be opposite day. When ever you say "HEY IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!" the opposite would apply therefor it would not be opposite day. Also if you say "IT'S NOT OPPOSITE DAY!" the affect is not applied.
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98% of memes aren't even remotely funny
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Did ๐ You ๐ Know? ๐ญ 98% of ๐ฆ memes ๐ธ aren't ๐ซ even ๐ remotely funny, ๐ but ๐ rather 
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an ๐น indication of ๐ฆ the ๐ low ๐ intelligence, absence of ๐ฆ empathy, and ๐ devolution of ๐ฆ modern ๐ฅ man. ๐จ
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No one this year has a chance against TL
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Hate to break it to you, but no one this year has a chance against TL. They are easily the best team in the world this year, and its easy to see why. You have Impact, former world champion and the tank god ready to reclaim his title, and there is nothing that will stand in his way. Xmithie, the legendary jungle who knows the ins and outs of every single part of the game, ask him how much damage krugs will do to Anivia jungle at level 2 with just the starting item? He knows. Ask him where Mlxg will be at 20:43 into the game when its only 10:12? He can give you an area accurate to withing 500 units. You have Jensen, easily clapping perkz, caps, and your mum, as well as dominating the inferior Chinese and Korean mids. You have Doublelift, so called because he can carry twice as hard as any other ADC in the game, backed up by CoreJJ, a world champion who is so accurate with his Thresh hooks Riot had to program in a random number generator just to make sure he misses at least 20% of them to keep it fair to the enemy. Anyone who thinks EU, China, Korea, or any other team has a chance this year is straight up wrong.
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LUL KEK
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Kripp
New brofisting trend
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ใฝ( อกยฐโญอสโฎอกยฐ )๏พ Kripp, it's me Papparrian. Your mother and I are very disappointed in this new 'brofisting' trend you've picked up on. We can only suspect it's due to you being around the succubus for too long. Please come home we miss you. No copypasterino cappuccino pizzarino pepperoni papa johns.
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Kripp
Things are looking up for me (and down for you)
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I donโt need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, Iโll be in STPeachโs chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And Iโve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said Iโm a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.
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