[Copypasta] I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS
February 2024
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No wonder Bobertxle got kicked from a shitty team CLG

twitchquotes: how is this funny, hes using yogurt, a bronze champion with the lowest win rate, picking ugone is forcing ur team to lose because he sucks, srs learn to play actual adcs instead of ugo, no wonder bobertxle got kicked from a shitty team clg because he cant play actual abcs๏ปฟ
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October 2014
ROBERTxLEE

My husband of 5 years bought me Reddit Gold for my anniversary

My 5-Year anniversary with my husband was last week. The traditional gift for 5 years is silverware. I wanted a new set and told my husband which he could get me as a gift. I knew he wanted an Apple Watch and bought that as my gift to him. On the day of our anniversary, I logged onto Reddit to find dozens of my posts and comments guilded. I found it odd as I donโ€™t post terribly often and the guilded comments were old. Itโ€™s also the first time Iโ€™ve received Reddit gold. When the time came to exchange gifts, he gleefully opened his Apple Watch and begin setting it up. I figured Iโ€™m all the excitement he forgot to give me my gift so I gently prodded him. He told me to check Reddit. Ladies and Gentlemen, my husband GUILDED me 24 times as an anniversary gift. Heโ€™s a bit of a jokester, so I figured my real gift was coming. But Reddit, itโ€™s been a week. Do I say something? Buy the silverware myself? Some combination of the two? I feel if I donโ€™t say something then the cycle will repeat itself.
September 2021

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NA is just so free

twitchquotes: As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.
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twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœษชs ษชs สแดแดœส€ แด˜sสแด„สœษชแด€แด›ส€ษชsแด›. ษช'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด sแด‡แด› แดœแด˜ แด€ษดแดแด›สœแด‡ส€ sแด‡ssษชแดษด แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แดกแด‡ แด‡สŸแด€ส™แดส€แด€แด›แด‡ แดœแด˜แดษด สŸแด€sแด› แด›ษชแดแด‡, สแดแดœ sแด€ษชแด… สแดแดœ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ า“แด‡แด‡สŸษชษดษข แด…แด‡แด˜ส€แด‡ssแด‡แด… ส™แด‡แด„แด€แดœsแด‡ สแดแดœ สŸแดแดแด‹ สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด€ 40 สแด‡แด€ส€ แดสŸแด… แดษชแด…แด…สŸแด‡ แด€ษขแด‡ แดแด€ษด แดกสœแด‡ษด สแดแดœ'ส€แด‡ ส€แด‡แด€สŸสŸส ษชษด สแดแดœส€ แด›แดกแด‡ษดแด›ษชแด‡s, แด€ษดแด… สแดแดœส€ แด‡xแด˜สŸแดsษชแด แด‡ ส™ส€แด‡แด€แด‹แดœแด˜ แดกษชแด›สœ สแดแดœส€ ษขษชส€สŸา“ส€ษชแด‡ษดแด…, สœแด€า“แดœ. sแด‡แด‡ สแดแดœ sแดแดษด แดแด„แด›แด€แด ษชแด€ษด.
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