[Copypasta] I cam I saw I came I saw

twitchquotes: I came πŸƒ I saw πŸ‘€ I came πŸƒ I saw πŸ‘€ I praise πŸ™ the Lord πŸ˜‡ then break πŸ’₯ the law πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈ I take πŸ–οΈ what's mine πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ then take πŸ–οΈ some more 😌 It rains 🌧️ it pours ⛆ it rains 🌧️ it pours ⛆
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August 2018
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK 😀😀 and it's TIME ⏱⏱ to WHIP OUT 😯😯 your EDUCATION ERECTIONS πŸŽ’πŸ“šπŸ†πŸ† and FUCK THESE FINALS πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL πŸ‘πŸ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES 😏😏 and HIT πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š the BOOKS πŸ“˜πŸ“—πŸ“™till your BRAIN 🧠🧠 is RUBBED RAW 😫😫 and your PEN πŸ–ŠπŸ–Šis DRY 😡😡. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ and do this THING πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST 🀀🀀 SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! 😱😱
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December 2019

Emoji Pasta

mommy! kripp just read my message!

twitchquotes: haHAA : mommy! kripp just read my message! HotPokket : who's kripp honey? haHAA : A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, BabyRage here's a picture of him. HotPokket Clap KKona Clap way to go son \ haHAA /
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September 2017
Kripp

AITA For banning my sister from my wedding since she won't follow the dress code?

Hello Reddit UWU my name is fox chan nya~ 🦊 and this September I'm getting married (wiggles tail in excitement) πŸ˜πŸˆπŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί I'm getting married next week to my alpha horse wolf Shadow Senpai 🐴🐺πŸ₯°. The dress code is animal themed but my sister won't do it. She's Vagen😳 and thinks it's bad (cries cutely while Mozart's Symphony No. 40 in G minor plays)πŸŽΆπŸŽΌβ™«πŸŽ€ (eyes turn red like demon, but not like demon) I want to not invite her 😑😀🀬😈 AITA?
September 2021

Am I The Asshole?

Airport wifi password

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž 4Head HELLO TSM? πŸ“ž 4Head TL HERE πŸ“ž 4Head AIRPORT WIFI PASSWORD IS "123456789" πŸ“ž 4Head waiting for fly quest
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October 2020
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League of Legends

Kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp

twitchquotes: helo my name is dongerino pasterino γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf's stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) to young dongers.
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October 2014
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