[Copypasta] I cam I saw I came I saw

twitchquotes: I came ๐Ÿƒ I saw ๐Ÿ‘€ I came ๐Ÿƒ I saw ๐Ÿ‘€ I praise ๐Ÿ™ the Lord ๐Ÿ˜‡ then break ๐Ÿ’ฅ the law ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ I take ๐Ÿ–๏ธ what's mine ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ then take ๐Ÿ–๏ธ some more ๐Ÿ˜Œ It rains ๐ŸŒง๏ธ it pours โ›† it rains ๐ŸŒง๏ธ it pours โ›†
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Hey TSM, thanks for paying for my free entertainment

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i was raised to serve my wife

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Why are you rank 9?

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Albert Einstein watches Rick and Morty

twitchquotes: My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
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