[Copypasta] I cam I saw I came I saw

twitchquotes: I came ๐Ÿƒ I saw ๐Ÿ‘€ I came ๐Ÿƒ I saw ๐Ÿ‘€ I praise ๐Ÿ™ the Lord ๐Ÿ˜‡ then break ๐Ÿ’ฅ the law ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ I take ๐Ÿ–๏ธ what's mine ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ then take ๐Ÿ–๏ธ some more ๐Ÿ˜Œ It rains ๐ŸŒง๏ธ it pours โ›† it rains ๐ŸŒง๏ธ it pours โ›†
twitch chat
August 2018
I used to be a real ad
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Our Greatest Gratitude for Your Invaluable Advice

twitchquotes: On behalf of the streamer and whole chat I would like to extend our greatest gratitude for your invaluable advice for this hardstuck challenger player, since he is never able to make proper itemization choices on his own! Your participation in making this channel and streamers game better, will never be forgotten!
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Kripp you shaggy looking plant eating bum

twitchquotes: Kripp you shaggy looking plant eating bum i bet you can't even afford a real fedora like mine or treat a fine gal to a meal you smelly hobo *walks away turns around tips fedora and continues walking*
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There are two types of chatters

twitchquotes: Let's get a few things straight. There are two types of chatters: Me and you. I write the "copypasta" and YOU copy and pasta them in chat. This is how it's always worked, we've got it down to a science. Ultimately it's your decision, but there is no room for indecision. So, make a choice NOW otherwise you can kiss this whole chat experience goodbye.
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I hate myself and my life

twitchquotes: I hate myself and my life, but instead of improving either of those things, I'm drinking alone while watching a rich, balding vegan play children's card games for 15 thousand other losers FeelsBadMan
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I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory

twitchquotes: I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory trying to provide pasta to hard-working people all across the world. After a long day of work, I come to Kripp's chat to unwind and have thought-driven discussions about my favorite game and favorite streamer. When I get here, however, all I see is pasta after pasta. All I want to do is escape my miserable life, but you fucks keep spamming.
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Classic

I hate Twitch Chat

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