sometimes i like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. i highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days.
next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "im so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.
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I miss the old Voyboy
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I miss the old Voyboy, SoloQ troll Voyboy. Not playing tanks Voyboy, teamfight flanks Voyboy. I hate the new Voyboy, the never rude Voyboy, family friendly streams Voyboy, the too polite Voyboy, meta slave Voyboy, this is the worst Voyboy. I miss the Curse Voyboy, Akali Nurse Voyboy, 420 burst Voyboy. I gotta say, at that time I'd like to feed Voyboy.
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I hope Yuumi wins
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I hope Yuumi wins. I am a Yuumi main. I love cats, and my parents tell me I'm a parasite, so we have a lot in common. Yuumi might not be able to flash, but it lights up my life and heart. Go Yuumi!!!!!!
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League of Legends
I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend we're holding hands
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(ββΏββΏ) sometimes... when i have a bad day.... I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend that we're holding hands (ββΏββΏ)
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Kripp
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This is Mordeβs mom
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Hi David, this is Mordeβs mom. I noticed you havenβt been picking my son for your team in gym class. Morde has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnβt make it easy on him when you reroll and say, βWeβre never taking Morde.β I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Morde has phantom synergy, knight synergy, and he can hit 2 units! Why donβt you try being a bit more inclusive?
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