[Copypasta] Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

Response to someone correcting spelling

whats that? holy shit. holy fucking shit. you fucking genius. did you actually just correct someone's spelling? you fucking madlad. i can't believe i just witnessed one of the greatest achievements in human history right now. i think im gonna cry, im so excited. to be honest, i would suck your dick to reward you for your HUGE contribution to the human race if the line wasnt so long. you know what? fuck it. ill let you fuck my wife. ill pay you to fuck her. only for the slim chance that one of her kids will have a small part of your magnificent iq. ill mortgage my fucking house just so you could have 15 minutes with her, while hoping that your MASSIVE cock won't rip her in half. after that, we should start a religion for you. fuck jesus, the only thing this dick did is resurrect himself. you are entitled to the praise he's getting. we should make you immortal. losing you would mean stopping the human evolution and we would all revert to monkeys, not that we are more than monkeys in your majestic presence. I suggest we go to the UN and tell them to hand over all their authority to you, im sure you can unite all the people of the world just with a single swing of your cock, making the entire population wet in the process. just before that one more thing: can you shut the fuck up? nobody cares about that fucking typo you single chromosomed retarded gnome. I bet you think you are so fucking smart and witty after pointing something that didnt bother anyone. God, you are fucking pretentious, i bet you actually believed all of the text above. Did you think i would let you fuck my wife? She is only 12 you sick paedophile. Im calling the police so you could be tortured for eternity while your remains will be forcibly fed to everybody from your family or anyone even remotely related to you while they are forced to anally fuck a penguin. no, seriously do you think i'm joking? i'll come to your house and fuck your ass with a cactus. not that you would feel it after all the things you already had up there. you're a fucking twat that doesnt contribute to society and you deserve to die slowly.

October 2021

5Head 🍷 Oh, but of course!

twitchquotes: 5Head

🍷 Oh, but of course!

twitch chat

June 2019

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

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twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

If my girl and PPMD both drowning

if my girl 😍 and PPMD Kreygasm

both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl’s funeral 😝 chanting STACK 👏 IT 👏 UP 👏 😏 💯 😎 🏆

December 2020

Super Smash Bros

This gentleman's deck is ABSURD!

twitchquotes: ☑ “This gentleman's deck is ABSURD!” ☑ “My deck cannot hope to prevail against a deck of that caliber” ☑ "He REQUIRED those two cards in subsequent order to succeed" ☑ “He extracted from his deck the only cards capable of defeating me” ☑ "His cards defied logic" ☑ “There was no manoeuvre at my disposal to secure victory” ☑ “I played impeccably”

twitch chat

October 2014

[Copypasta] Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

Response to someone correcting spelling

5Head 🍷 Oh, but of course!

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

If my girl and PPMD both drowning

Super Smash Bros

This gentleman's deck is ABSURD!

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

[Copypasta] Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

Response to someone correcting spelling

5Head 🍷 Oh, but of course!

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

If my girl and PPMD both drowning

Super Smash Bros

This gentleman's deck is ABSURD!

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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