[Copypasta] Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

twitchquotes: 420/69 scientists agree that Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man. The All-Knowing Twitch Chat flows through the very fabric of space and time. Twitch Chat is very unpredictable. What will Twitch Chat copy/pasta next? Nobody knows. Maybe the elusive Twitch Chat will copy/pasta this very message. Just remember, Twitch Chat knows all, and Twitch Chat is always right.
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Kappa

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November 2014

Classic

Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

twitchquotes: οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ ｉｔｓ Ｓｔａｖｒｏｓ ο½”ο½ˆο½… Ｆｒｕｉｔ οΌ³ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½…ο½’ ｆｒｏｍ the bazaar． Ｉ＇ｍ ｓｏｒｒｙ ｔｏ ο½”ο½…ο½Œο½Œ ｙｏｕ ｂｕｔ ｙｏｕ＇ｖｅ ο½„ο½’ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½…ο½„ Ｇｒｅｅｃｅ＇ｓ ο½…ο½Žο½”ο½‰ο½’ο½… ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ο½Œο½™ ｏｆ οΌ―ο½’ο½ο½Žο½‡ο½…ο½“οΌŽ ２ｅｃａｕｓｅ ｏｆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｏｎ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｓｔｒｅｅｔｓ ο½—ο½… ａｄｖｉｓｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ο½ˆο½‰ο½„ο½… ο½ο½Žο½™ οΌ―οΌͺ ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ο½Œο½™ ｙｏｕ ο½ο½‰ο½‡ο½ˆο½” ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½Œο½…ο½†ο½”οΌŽ οΌ·ο½… ο½ƒο½ο½Ž ο½Žο½ο½— ο½ο½Žο½Œο½™ ο½“ο½…ο½Œο½Œ ｙｏｕ οΌ―ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½… οΌͺｕｉｃｅ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｏｄｄ ο½Šο½ο½’ ｏｆ οΌ΄ο½šο½ο½”ο½šο½‰ο½‹ο½‰οΌŽ οΌ°ο½Œο½…ο½ο½“ο½… ｎｏ ｇｙｒｏ ο½ο½•ο½šο½
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

This is exactly why I hate Twitch chat

twitchquotes: This is exactly why I hate Twitch chat (Kripp specifically). This chat is pure, unadulterated, 100% stupidity. Nobody has a single unique, new thought, all spouting the latest meme after meme, that aren't even good. THIS is why I'm turning off chat and will just watch the professional gameplay. And I swear to god, if any of you copy and paste this, I'm deleting my account forever.
twitch chat
November 2016

I hate Twitch Chat

Hello Forsen, I am a 32 year old Ecuadorian national

twitchquotes: Hello Forsen I am a 32 year old Ecuadorian national who is stuck in the US after Reynad refused to pay my airfare home. I need you and your stream to please help me get home to my wife and kid it has been 1 year since my departure and I very much would like to see them again. Kappa
twitch chat
November 2014
Forsen

Alone in his heart, Reynard commits saltdoku

twitchquotes: "Tides my player," say the Reynardino, "you are my slaverrino, why don't you make videos?" But the Tides don't respond. He elopes to C9 and runs his hand through his unshaven face scruff and say "Well met!" to the twisted Kolento. Alone in his heart, Reynard commits saltdoku at a Saltbucks in San Bernardino with Al Pacino, no cappucino.
twitch chat
November 2014
Reynad
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