Last night when I was looking for some good Twink x BBC p**n on the hub I accidentally clicked the homepage, and to my horror I saw something I would never forget. A FUCKING WOMAN!!! And she was taking some good d**k too! The Worse part is that this shit is popular! The entire homepage is just filled with these hot dudes having sex with women!! I can’t stand these people anymore. First they ruin Star Wars and Ghostbusters, then they go after my video games and now my p**n? Fuck this. When will these Liberal SJW rainbow haired whales realize that P**N IS A MAN ONLY JOB. These feminists keep putting women everywhere where they shouldn’t be cuz “mUh GeNdEr EqUaLiTy”. How about you take you throw away your PhD in Gender studies and go back to the kitchen where y’all belong. Give us guys a break.
tl;dr Feminazis are ruining p**n
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So you're going by "MOONMOON" now huh matey? Haha whats up scalleywag, it's Tyler from the seven seas. Remember me? Me and the fellas used to give you a hard time on the water. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the old scag you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I pillage over 200 isles a year and drive a cream interior sloop. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.
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