[Copypasta] Dear Liberals: Stop putting women in MY p**n.

Crewmate with a long dick v2

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October 2021

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March 2018

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📉 Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...

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June 2017

Kripp

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Ok, so I basically fucked my bedroom door.

January 2021

Ok, if you didn’t know this I should probably tell you. I am uncircumcised, and with me still having my foreskin it feels better to yank my hog. So I have a little routine of jacking off everyday around 11 pm at night. It was around 9:45 pm when I was feeling a little Horny. I was on Nikocado Avocado’s OnlyFans and I must say, it got the better of me. So I just started tugging my meat sword before my usual routine. There’s nothing wrong with that, a premature coom session, it’s all good. So I was jelking my prize hog when all of a we sudden I noticed that my door was still open. I knew that since I started masturbaiting earlier then usual that my family would still be awake. So I get up from my bed and walk to my door still jerking off and I get to my door. I’m just about to close the door when all of a sudden my prankster of a step sister slams my bedroom door shut. And that’s when a sudden sharp pain hits me and I look down and see that my foreskin has gotten caught in the door as it slammed. Holy shit it fucking hurt, my fucking dick felt like it was gonna fall off. Then when I think shit can’t get worse. My step sister started banging on my door demanding that she come inside my room. The banging was making it worse. I shouted “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!” but she didn’t listen. She kept banging on the door and that’s when my pain grew into pleasure. It was basically like my foreskin was being rubbed by the doors banging. “Oh shit, that feels really good” I thought. It was like I was fucking my door, it was the best feeling of my life. I wanted to scream and moan In pleasure, but my sister was on the other end of the door. Then right when I was about to bust my sister said “ Fine, I’m just gonna come in anyway”. She opened the door, but It was too late. I busted a fat nut all over her face. She started screaming and she ran away to the bathroom. God, I felt so embarrassed. Despite that, fucking that door was amazing. 10/10 would recommend.

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November 2014

[Copypasta] Dear Liberals: Stop putting women in MY p**n.

Crewmate with a long dick v2

Among Us / Amogus

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I hate Twitch Chat

salty

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

Hearthstone

Ok, so I basically fucked my bedroom door.

Pikachu

Pokemon

[Copypasta] Dear Liberals: Stop putting women in MY p**n.

Crewmate with a long dick v2

Among Us / Amogus

NSFW

if you copy this message im reporting you

I hate Twitch Chat

salty

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

Hearthstone

Ok, so I basically fucked my bedroom door.

Pikachu

Pokemon

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