[Copypasta] I just smashed my TV because of the SPY

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my house because of the SPY. My wife just took our crying kids and said theyโ€™re all spending the week at a hotel. This sub has ruined my life and my party. I canโ€™t handle this anymore. Goodbye Powell. I am no longer a fan.
March 2022

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Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor

Just heard an employee use the โ€œF wordโ€ on the trade floor, and immediately fired them. Maybe other funds will tolerate that kind of language, but donโ€™t you dare talk about Fundamentals here.
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I just smashed my TV because of the SPY

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my house because of the SPY. My wife just took our crying kids and said theyโ€™re all spending the week at a hotel. This sub has ruined my life and my party. I canโ€™t handle this anymore. Goodbye Powell. I am no longer a fan.
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WSB Choose your fighter

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Which one of you got reddit to send me this

Which one of you fucks got reddit to send me this shit "Hi there, A concerned redditor reached out to us about you. When you're in the middle of something painful, it may feel like you don't have a lot of options."
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bears are fuk

I hate people saying bears are fuk or bulls are fuk. Stop saying that. It's very rude. Just say bears are fuk
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