[Copypasta] regardless of your channel, you need to remove your Pepe emotes

idk who needs to hear this but regardless of your channel, you need to remove your Pepe emotes. It doesnโ€™t matter what your intent is, the peepee frog causes harm and I will never feel comfortable in your stream with them present.
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