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My son ๐ฆ๐ป can be homer sexual ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ My daughter ๐ง๐ป can be lebanese ๐ญ But I will NEVER โผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐ถ๐ป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation...
Don't๐ pretend๐ to ๐be ๐entitled๐ to๐ financial๐ compensation๐ if ๐you ๐or๐ a๐ loved ๐one ๐hasn't๐ even ๐been ๐diagnosed๐ with ๐mesothelioma
A girl... AND a gamer?
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
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TidesOfTime
I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Tim
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i think its hilarious ๐๐ญ u kids ๐ถ๐ talking shit๐ฃ๐ฉ about Tim. u wouldnt say this *** to him irl, hes jacked๐ช๐. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes,๐๐ eats at the chillest restaurants๐ฏโ and hangs out with the hottest dudes๐ฅ๐. yall are pathetic lolโ
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TimTheTatman
Daily stock prayer
Time for our daily prayer:
Our calls, Who art in PLTR,
Perfect be Thy Timing.
Thy tendies come.
Thy expirations be done,
on earth as it is in Wall Street.
Give us this day our daily Lambos.
And forgive us of our puts,
as we forgive those who buy puts against us.
And lead us not into Debt,
but deliver us unto tendies. Amen