[Copypasta] My son can be homer sexual

Ebettle

twitchquotes: I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of e-betting website to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ebettle, the best betting website on the internet. Now available for children.

twitch chat

March 2015

sellout

Classic

I fucking hate the word poggers

I fucking hate the word poggers. It's not funny, it's not quirky, it's stupid. It's just an Asian man going gasp!. It is not funny and I do not enjoy looking at it. Whenever someone says poggers out loud I'm just like "I get it you use fucking twitch.

December 2020

My wife told me to talk dirty to her

So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut. She said “dirtier!” So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is. She said “dirtier!” So I said “I’m gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. I’m gonna put it in long and deep. I’m gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts.” She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think we’re getting a divorce.

April 2021

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June 2022

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March 2021

[Copypasta] My son can be homer sexual

Ebettle

sellout

Classic

I fucking hate the word poggers

My wife told me to talk dirty to her

WallStreetBets

Atheists … what if you die and you find out it is all real?

For anyone whose Egyptian keyboard is broken, here’s a full alphabet to copy and paste letters from accordingly

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