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My son π¦π» can be homer sexual π³οΈβπ My daughter π§π» can be lebanese π But I will NEVER βΌοΈ Raise a child πΆπ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul π
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Are you going to pay for another pizza?
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Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste extra salty. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.
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Kripp
Classic
Hearthstone
salty
Albert Einstein and Arteezy's farm
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Albert Einstein, one of the greatest minds to ever live, was once perplexed by the speed at which Arteezy was able to farm. Seemingly impossible GPMs of 800+ every game were consistently observed, leading to the hypothesis that this was no fluke. Einstein spent the last years of his life trying to prove the ability of Arteezy's farm existed within the laws of science. Critics laughed at his efforts, claiming that Arteezy's farm was an undeniable act of divine intervention. It wasn't until the end when Einstein found the answer. On his deathbed, Einstein spent the last seconds of his life jotting down what is now the world's most infamous scientific formula. r=tzΒ²
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Arteezy
Dear Twitch Partners, Our community members are always our priority
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community members πͺ are always βοΈ our priority π. We received π₯ some reports β describing β¨οΈ the discomfort βΉοΈ some of our members π£οΈ felt after a Twitch Rivals π€Ό participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," πΆ both emotes are often β²οΈ used in toxic π contexts. Please π refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead π. Best regards π, Twitch Team π
community members πͺ are always βοΈ our priority π. We received π₯ some reports β describing β¨οΈ the discomfort βΉοΈ some of our members π£οΈ felt after a Twitch Rivals π€Ό participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," πΆ both emotes are often β²οΈ used in toxic π contexts. Please π refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead π. Best regards π, Twitch Team π
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Subbin to Tyler1 when his emote is free
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subbing to tyler1 when his emote is free
subbing to tyler1 when his emote is free
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Tyler1
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