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My son π¦π» can be homer sexual π³οΈβπ My daughter π§π» can be lebanese π But I will NEVER βΌοΈ Raise a child πΆπ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul π
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TO GET DROP YOU MUST PUT HAT ON
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TO 
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HBoxβs tag actually has a secret meaning
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fun fact: HBoxβs tag actually has a secret meaning. the Box is for his name, Boxuel. the H stands for βHjelteβ since he plays with the heart of William Peter "Leffen" Hjelte every tourney
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I had dreams and ambitions of becoming a pro 1v1 player
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Hello OddOne, my name is Gustavian. I had dreams and ambitions, of becoming a professional 1v1 player. I picked this game up yesterday, with hopes and dreams. But you picked a fucking stupid op noob champ, and i lost my 2 bucks because of you. Now i have to stay at my aunts house in Nigeria, because i cant take the train home to Uganda.
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TheOddOne
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER! ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ββββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ββββββββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... βββββββββββββββββ] 99% complete..... π«ERROR!π« π―Trueπ― Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable βͺI could never delete you Brother!π Send this to ten other πͺMujahideenπͺ who would give their lives for ο·²Allahο·² Or never get called βοΈBrotherβοΈ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you π«β β‘π« 3 back: you're off the martyr listβοΈπ¦ 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatlyβͺπ¦ 10+ back: JANAHο·²!ο·²!ππβͺπ
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Why am I always being put in the friend zone
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Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
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