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My son π¦π» can be homer sexual π³οΈβπ My daughter π§π» can be lebanese π But I will NEVER βΌοΈ Raise a child πΆπ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul π
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I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to
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I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to. Your life is fucking empty, which is why you're relishing this little bit of attention you're getting from someone. You spent an evening tweeting inane opinions and reactions into the void. Let me know when reality kicks in.
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moon2LULT wasn't dropped due to lack of popularity
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Don't get it twisted chat. moon2LULT wasn't dropped due to lack of popularity or for a better emote or anything. It was a selfish desire to personally absolve the broadcaster of his poor use of ultimate abilities. He wants to forget, but this we cannot allow. Every McCree Q to respawn, we moon2LULT. Every Winston ult jumping off the edge, we moon2LULT. Every time he presses Q at 20 HP and dies instantly, we moon2LULT. You must be vigilant, vertical scrolling communication room. moon2LULT
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GabeN says James is an ass
I, a god-level CoD player, could join the military
Ok. Listen up bud. Youβre a kid, and youβre getting cocky. You snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me, but you have no chance. I am a Call of Duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it werenβt for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he even looked at me funny. So donβt get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill/death ratio, youβre going down, kid. As soon as I finish the campaign Iβm tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. Youβve been warned.