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My son π¦π» can be homer sexual π³οΈβπ My daughter π§π» can be lebanese π But I will NEVER βΌοΈ Raise a child πΆπ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul π
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What happened to this ad? :(
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I saw it on the new hip website called Reddit!
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I saw it on the new hip website called Reddit! It's a pun on Read and It, Reddit! Isn't that swell! There are also these things called May-mays or otherwise known as memes there. They're really funny
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Trick2g
This ππ is money snek
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This ππ is money snek. πππ°π° Upsnek β¬β¬ππ in 7.123 7β£ 1β£2β£3β£ snekonds ππ or you ββ will NEVER ββββ get monies π°π° again Beware!! ββββYouππ don't ββ have much time!!ππ§πππππ You ππ may never ββget monies π°π°ππ°π° again!!
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Imagine getting BOO'd by Aurateur
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Imagine getting BOO'd by Aurateur. Literally instantly you get disintegrated. Before you can even react, every fiber of your being is atomized and lost to a mere button press. Every memorable moment of your life and all hope of a future is wasted in this brief moment a BALD Texan disliked your level. In a flash your existence is nothing but a poof. Thereafter, the BALD Texan continues on, swiftly forgetting of your existence, you having been nothing but an obstacle in his way.
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Aurateur
I'm gonna play this perfectly. Kripp misses lethal.
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Kripparrian grabs Rania by the scruff of her delicate neck, thrusting her to the Hyper-X Ultra-White High-Def gaming chair. The Krippster's rightfully claimed woman presents her rose-hued folds to her master in submission. "Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion" Rania wails in passion. Kripparadino kicks Cattarrian aside, and towers over the chair, "I'm gonna play this perfectly." Kripp misses lethal.
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Kripp
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Evere Time Kripe Bro Fist I Put Balls On Compotur Scren
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