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My son π¦π» can be homer sexual π³οΈβπ My daughter π§π» can be lebanese π But I will NEVER βΌοΈ Raise a child πΆπ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul π
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Ho Lee Fuk
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Hello, my name is Ho Lee Fuk and i are fromm Chinaland Father say i need become doctor and make her proud but i chose become HS player like Reckful. Father not happy with choice and told commit sudoku but i know i make right choice. Sorry i no speak propeller engrish and pls no coppy pasterino dongerino frappucino cappucino al pacino
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someone who shares my passion for drinking water
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Finally someone who shares my passion and enthusiasm for drinking water. I'm more of an alkaline person, I often like to drink from water bottles, Contigo brand specifically. I don't really like Reverse Osmosis, it kind of leaves a funny feeling in my mouth, but I'll drink it if needed. The only problem with Alkaline is that when you get a new filter the water is cloudy for a bit and the taste is off. My house has Two taps at the sink, one for alkaline, one for reverse osmosis.
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Here in my garage
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Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. Itβs fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, Iβm a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. Itβs like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, βthe more you learn, the more you earn.β
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How to have sex and still be a virgin
You see if you have sex with another virgin you're therefore taking their virginity and they are taking your virginity so it's a win-win and you can still use Reddit
They were tears of pain
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They were not tears of salt; they were tears of pain. Jowi03 was devastated after being beaten by Kripp. The supple, 11 year old child wails aloud, his dream shattered, realizing he will never be a professional gamer. βIβm not going 0-3,β Kripp lashes with his sinister tongue. Yes, just another βeasy winβ for Kripparrian...
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