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My son π¦π» can be homer sexual π³οΈβπ My daughter π§π» can be lebanese π But I will NEVER βΌοΈ Raise a child πΆπ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul π
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I used to be a real ad
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no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers
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chat moving so fast no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers on the internet because my parents didn't give me any.
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A dirty joke from the 1400s...
A dirty joke from the 1400s...
In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. βLook also on the other side,β said the poor creature, βmy husband has sometimes taken that road.β
From βThe Facetiae Or Jocose Tales of Poggioβ, a joke book published in the 1400βs by Poggio Bracciolini
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WHERE IS SODAPOPPIN?
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γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ PANTS ARE DOWN, DICK IS FLOPPIN, WHERE THE FUCK IS SODAPOPPIN γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
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TSM aka "Truly Somewhat Mediocre"
TSM aka "Truly Somewhat Mediocre" is a North American team that consistently underperforms in all international tournaments. It is specifically known for having a weak early, mid, and late-game.