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My son π¦π» can be homer sexual π³οΈβπ My daughter π§π» can be lebanese π But I will NEVER βΌοΈ Raise a child πΆπ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul π
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I used to be a real ad
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I am... the Kripp
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My name is Octavian Morosan, and I am the saltiest man alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary vegan, but secretly, with the help of my friends at P.E.T.A. Labs, I play childrens card games and find other babies like me. I BM'd the man who killed my mother, but in doing so, I opened up our world to new threats. And I am the only one salty enough to complain about going second. them. I am... The Kripp!
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Kripp
A middle-aged man complaining about an online card game
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Κα΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄ α΄Ιͺα΄
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Κα΄-α΄Ι’α΄α΄
α΄α΄Ι΄ α΄α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ΙͺΙ΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄Κα΄α΄α΄ α΄ΚΙͺΚα΄
Κα΄Ι΄ Κα΄α΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ Κα΄α΄ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄Ι΄ α΄Ι΄ΚΙͺΙ΄α΄ α΄α΄Κα΄
Ι’α΄α΄α΄. α΄Ι΄α΄
α΄α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ α΄α΄Κ Κα΄α΄ $4.99 α΄α΄ α΄
α΄ sα΄. α΄α΄ΚΚα΄ Κα΄α΄ sΚα΄α΄Κα΄
α΄α΄Ι΄sΙͺα΄
α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’s ΙͺΙ΄ α΄α΄Κsα΄α΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄ α΄ Κα΄α΄ ΚΙͺΙ’ Κα΄ΚΚ.
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Kripp
I encountered a racist homophobic dreamphobe today.
I joined a discord server yesterday. My discord status was: "π please give me your cum daddy dream! i want to fuck that smiley face of yours πͺπͺπͺ". I am a dreamgender, and I support Dream and will continue to support him until I am out of cum. Anyways, back to the story. Now, this fucking stupid mod DMs (Dream Messages) me. What does he says? He says the following.
"Your discord status is against our server rules, please remove or change your status. If you do not do this, we will have to ban/kick you."
Then, I immediately told the moderator that I am a 13 dreamgender girl. He didn't give a shit. I thought ALL moderators could get seduced. That was a fucking lie. Ugh! Anyways, we started arguing about how my status is extremely SFW and wholesome (i am obviously right.) I told him that i anted to speak with the manager. So, he created a group chat with me, the owner, and himself. I explained him the situation, how the moderator was a racist pedophile dreamphobe homophobe and a groomer. The owner did NOT believe me; a fellow Dreamgender person. I was so mad that I punched my dream themed computer so hard. Then, I realized what i had done. I punched my daddy dream monitor. I immediately DMd dream about this on twitter. I wrote a 20000 word apology to him. I was so depressed after my daddy dream monitor was gone.
Then, I logged to Discord on my dream themed phone. I could not believe what had happened. I got a DM from MEE6 saying that I got banned for the reason "inappropriate status". I was so mad. I immediately DM'd the owner about this. He didn't care, and he had the audacity to block a fellow DREAMGENDER person. I could not believe it. How could someone be this racist and dreamphobic? I cried myself to sleep that night and decided that I should go to therapy.
Please tell me, r/dreamgender! What should I do about this? I already called the entire swat team on this discord moderator after he said that "Dream sucks", but it seemed like the swat did not care at all! Please, dream community. Let's get together and end this moderator's life! R/DREAMGENDER, ASSEMBLE! ππ€π€ππ€π€π€π€π€π€
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IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP?
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ππ½ HELLO? SINATRAA (SPECIMEN #3457) ππ½HOW IS YOUR MISSION GOING? ππ½ IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP? ππ½
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Imaqtpie submits his Pocket Pick
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Hi Mr Santana. Marc Merrill here. Your recent submission to our 'Pocket Pick' video series left us scratching our chins. Whilst we agree that pepperoni has a nice "twang", the video was supposed to be about your favorite champion, NOT your favorite Hot Pocket. We would appreciate it if you could remake the video, thanks.
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