[Copypasta] My son can be homer sexual

twitchquotes: My son ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป can be homer sexual ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ My daughter ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป can be lebanese ๐Ÿ‘ญ But I will NEVER โ€ผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€
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January 2018
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TidesOfTime

I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Tim

twitchquotes: i think its hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ u kids ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ™‹ talking shit๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’ฉ about Tim. u wouldnt say this *** to him irl, hes jacked๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘Š. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes,๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘– eats at the chillest restaurants๐Ÿฏโ„ and hangs out with the hottest dudes๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž. yall are pathetic lolโœ‹
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TimTheTatman

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