Yo what the fuck happened to Bowser? He's a girl now? That's fucking gross. Dude, there's porn of him? What the fuck? I'd never look at something like that, how disgusting. Can you stop spamming me with girl Bowser porn? It's fucking nasty, I don't like it, if you send that to me again, I'm blocking you. People are still sending me girl Bowser porn, what do they call it, Bowserette or some shit? She's not even that hot, fuck off.
For a little donger, I pack a big punch!
twitchquotes:༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ For a little donger, I pack a big punch! ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ!!!
Sounds to me like...
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[punch line]
(⌐■_■)
ATTENTION ALL HALF LIFE GAMERS
twitchquotes:⚠️ ATTENTION ALL HALF LIFE GAMERS⚠️ Father Grigori is in great danger and needs your help to wipe out all of the headcrabs in ravenholm! To do this, he needs a shotgun and a gravity gun. To help him, all he needs is your parents credit card number and the three wacky numbers on the back, and the expiration date. But you gotta be quick so Father Grigori can achieve the epic victory Royale!!!!
⚠️ ATTENTION ALL HALF LIFE GAMERS⚠️ Father Grigori is in great danger and needs your help to wipe out all of the headcrabs in ravenholm! To do this, he needs a shotgun and a gravity gun. To help him, all he needs is your parents credit card number and the three wacky numbers on the back, and the expiration date. But you gotta be quick so Father Grigori can achieve the epic victory Royale!!!!