[Copypasta] Coca Cola shortage

twitchquotes: THIS JUST IN: Stores across the world are reporting a major shortage of 'store brand Cola'. Sources indicate that over 20 million bottles were sold within minutes of an endorsement by some dirty Romanian living in Athens.
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December 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers

twitchquotes: ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ­§ΰΌΌ Ν‘β—‰Ω„Νœ Ν‘β—‰ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡ γƒ½ΰΌΌΚ˜ΜšΩ„ΝœΚ˜ΜšΰΌ½οΎ‰ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨δΉ( β—” ΰ±ͺβ—”)ㄏ─=≑Σ((( γ€β—•Ω„Νœβ—•)぀ (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡β”Œ(Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)β”˜(ΰΈ‡ Ν  Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡α•™ΰΌΌβ—•Ω„Νœβ—•ΰΌ½α•— Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packβ„’ bag of Dongers. ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ­§ΰΌΌ Ν‘β—‰Ω„Νœ Ν‘β—‰ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡ γƒ½ΰΌΌΚ˜ΜšΩ„ΝœΚ˜ΜšΰΌ½οΎ‰ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨δΉ( β—” ΰ±ͺβ—”)ㄏ─=≑Σ((( γ€β—•Ω„Νœβ—•)぀ (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡β”Œ(Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)β”˜(ΰΈ‡ Ν  Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡α•™ΰΌΌβ—•Ω„Νœβ—•ΰΌ½α•—
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June 2014
Kripp

Octavian Morosan

β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–ˆβ–€β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–ˆ β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–€β–€β–€β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–’β–’β–’ β–’β–’β–‘β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–‘β–“β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–“β–‘β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–“β–’ β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–’β–’β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’ β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–„β–„β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–€β–€β–“β–“β–“β–“β–€β–€β–“β–“β–“β–“β–€β–ˆβ–‘β–‘ β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–‘β–’ β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’
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March 2015
Kripp

i cannot support a stoner kripp

twitchquotes: wow. i cannot support a stoner kripp. i have given thousands of my hard earned money to you but i cannot sit idly by and let you use your platform to promote the devil's lettuce.
twitch chat
December 2018
Kripp

Kripp, this is the value-police

twitchquotes: (β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ) Kripp, this is the value-police. We are under the impression that you have 1 too many Priestesses of Elune in your deck, please fix this or come with us.(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ)
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November 2014
Kripp

VAPE TEST

twitchquotes: VAPE TEST AMPEnergyCherry ()_Μ…_Μ…_Μ…_Μ…_Μ…_Μ…_Μ…_) If the arms touch the vape, you are LIT ⎝ VapeNation ⎠
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May 2016
Kripp

Classic

VapeNation

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