[Copypasta] Coca Cola shortage

twitchquotes: THIS JUST IN: Stores across the world are reporting a major shortage of 'store brand Cola'. Sources indicate that over 20 million bottles were sold within minutes of an endorsement by some dirty Romanian living in Athens.
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Hey Kripp, itโ€™s me Jimmy from high school

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Kripp can you please roleplay

twitchquotes: kripp can u please roleplay so when ur hero takes damage u pretend u take damage in real life? thank you
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