[Copypasta] A fine capitalist girl

twitchquotes: I may beโœŠ a communist ๐Ÿšฉโš’โญ๏ธ but if i see๐Ÿ‘€ a fine ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ capitalist ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ girl ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ you bet๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ™Œ imma be tryna seize ๐Ÿ‘ the means of dat booty ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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April 2019

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(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿ’ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐Ÿž IN THE TOILET ๐Ÿšฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐Ÿ’ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป โ“โ”โ“โ” N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ†๏ธ IT WASN'T โŒ THERE ๐Ÿ‘‰ IM SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐Ÿ† BUTTHOLE ๐Ÿ‘โญ• WHERE IS ITโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ
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August 2019

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OURcraft?!?!?

Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜œ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
December 2020

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ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจWARNING๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจWARNING๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ŠTHIS IS A ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEMEโ—โ— ๐ŸธALERT. INCOMING ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEME๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ŒHEADING STRAIGHT ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€YOUR WAY. ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS๐Ÿšง๐Ÿšง NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEMEโ—โ— ๐Ÿธ ๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹ .BUCKLE UPโ™ฟโ™ฟโ™ฟ THEM SEATBELTS๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿ“ต AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฌ๐ŸšฌDANK FACTORY.
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May 2016

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i didnt fuck my cat emojified

twitchquotes: i๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธdidnโ€™t ๐Ÿšซ fuck ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆmy cat๐Ÿ˜พ. i didnt ๐Ÿšซcum ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆon my cat๐Ÿ˜ผ . i didntโŒ put ๐Ÿ‘‰ my Dick ๐Ÿ† anywhere ๐ŸŒŽnear my cat๐Ÿ™€ . Ive never โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธdone anything weird โ“โ“โ“with my ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ปcats. I promised๐Ÿค myself ๐Ÿคži wasnt going to make ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ขapology ๐Ÿ˜ฟ videos๐Ÿ“น after last years๐Ÿ“… thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐Ÿ‘ with this ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ผas possible. (1/?)
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March 2019

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We didn't start the fire (emoji pasta)

๐Ÿ‘ซWE ๐Ÿ˜กDIDNโ€™T๐ŸคชSTARTโŒTHE๐Ÿ˜พ FIRE ๐Ÿ”ฅ IT ๐ŸคจWAS ๐ŸคฌALWAYS๐ŸคฉBURNING๐Ÿฅต SINCE ๐Ÿ˜งTHEโœจWORLDS๐ŸŒ BEEN๐Ÿ˜ปTURNING
June 2021

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