[Copypasta] A fine capitalist girl

twitchquotes: I may beโœŠ a communist ๐Ÿšฉโš’โญ๏ธ but if i see๐Ÿ‘€ a fine ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ capitalist ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ girl ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ you bet๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ™Œ imma be tryna seize ๐Ÿ‘ the means of dat booty ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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April 2019

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twitchquotes: VEGAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ Take me by the hand โœ‹ lead me to the spam that you understand ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐ŸŒŠ VEGAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ The voyage ๐Ÿšฒ to the top of the ๐ŸŒŽdeck is a real trip ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐ŸŒŠ VEGAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ The crust of a Romanian man ๐Ÿ‘ณ fueled by the banned ๐Ÿ‘ Soaking up the ๐Ÿ’ฆ salt in the spam ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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This ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰ is money snek

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