[Copypasta] Did you just really use a copypasta to respond to me?

Wow, WOW. Did you just really use a copypasta to respond to me? Instead of giving a proper response or ending the conversation like a sane person, you just use a copypasta and think you're a smartass? Guess what, i'm the one who is smart and you are the one who is an ass; because you just think copy and pasting something will get you to be in 1st place. Fucking speak to people properly instead of using one of those shitty lines of text.
October 2021
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Dear Person in the chat, you are beautiful

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You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

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I love the McChicken

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You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!

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