[Copypasta] "touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
July 2021

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roleplay with you as your online gf

twitchquotes: I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donโ€™t know me at all and i know itโ€™s kinda weird. I just thought maybe itโ€™d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youโ€™re straight. Iโ€™m a boy thatโ€™s why I was saying roleplay.. this isnโ€™t a troll. again, I know itโ€™s really random and weird. Iโ€™m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
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July 2019

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Think you can beat me?

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ „โ ’โ ‚โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โก€โ „โฃฐโฃถโฃฆโกˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „THINK โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃ–โฃฟโฃทโฃดโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „YOU โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ฉโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „CAN โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกโ ‰โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „BEAT โ „โ „โข€โฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ บโก‡โ „โขตโฃคโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ME โ „โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ „โฃทโฃ€โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ‘โ „โ „โ „โ „1,2,3? โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฆโ „โ นโขฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โขฐโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃ”โขฐโ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โกˆโ „โ „โ „ โข โฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โขธโก†โ „โ โ „โขธโฃฟโฃŒโ „โ „ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโกฟโขฟโกคโ „โ ˆโ „โ „โข€โ „โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „ โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃทโฃฆโ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ „โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโก‡โ „ โ „โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃ‡โ  โ „โข€โก‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โก†โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโก‡โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃงโข€โฃฟโฃฟโขทโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃพโขŸโฃพโฃ„โ „โกดโฃฟโก€โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃงโฃโฃฟโฃทโฃโขฟโฃฟโ ‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกŽโกกโ ‹โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃโ ›โ ‹โ โฃฟโฃฟโกŽโข โฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „
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November 2018

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Mic Muted

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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March 2015

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gachiGASM

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘
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April 2016

KappaPride

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That's some good shit right there

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ thats โœ” some good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œth ๐Ÿ‘Œ ere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ† ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit
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September 2015

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