[Copypasta] 48 year man from somalia

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england.. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "heart of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 17. pls no copy pasterino my story
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Classic

I used to be a real ad
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The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed

twitchquotes: The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed, his organs absolutely ravaged from years of veganism. He turns to his computer monitor for one last look at his beloved twitch chat only to see a bunch of weebs, emote spam and copy pasta. Tears fill his lifeless, vegan eyes. Rania is at his side as he draws on all his power to take his last breath and say the only enlightening words that come to mind.. "K"
twitch chat
October 2017
Kripp

Hey Kripp. it's Chris from Overwolf

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp. it's Chris from Overwolf. We're sorry to say we have to terminate your sponsor contract due to the fact that you consistently keep losing, even though you're using decks drafted through the HearthArena app. You are simply bringing us too much unneeded bad reputation, so we figure we'd just channel the funds we spend on you on a better player like Amaz. Sorry for this, and good luck in the future.
twitch chat
September 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

What in Davy Jonesā€™ locker did ye just bark at me?

twitchquotes: What in Davy Jonesā€™ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Iā€™ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Iā€™ve led numerous raids on fishing villages.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Going face was the correct play

twitchquotes: Breaking News: Popular vegan salt miner kripparian was found dead this morning after both of this meat starved dogs ate his face while he was sleeping. Officials are saying that circumstances lead them to believe that "going face was the correct play". More at 11
twitch chat
January 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Can I mod your chat?

twitchquotes: Can I mod your chat? I graduated top of my class in the US Navy kappaā€™s, Iā€™ve been involved in numerous raids on Kripparrianā€™s chat with over 300 confirmed bans. Iā€™m trained in copy pasta warfare and Iā€™m the top mod on Twitch.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

MODS

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