[Copypasta] 48 year man from somalia

Art of Conquest Developer visits Kripp's stream

twitchquotes: 🔧(Art of Conquest™ Developer): Hey Kripp! Just popping on to make sure you started streaming our game on time. Remember to read the script we sent at the appropriate times, as stated. We have arranged for your requested reward of various veggies and rainbowed colored 10-inch cucumbers to arrive within a week at your house. We will send you some thick broccoli if you include "not sponsored" in your stream title. We hope you will enjoy your rewards and wish you and your vegan family a good day.

twitch chat

January 2018

Kripp

sellout

Hey dad, you never answered any of my calls all day

twitchquotes: Hey dad, you never answered any of my calls all day. Still waiting for you to pick up me and Cattarian from the "Foster Care" fun park that you left us at a few months ago. Tell Motherania that we miss her too. If you dont pick us up soon we'll be forced to work in the salt mines. Love, Kripp Jr

twitch chat

June 2015

Kripp

As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps

twitchquotes: As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps, I heard a snicker. "Soda is healthier than milk, dude" says the Kripp. With one look at him I can already tell the only thing he lifts is card packs. Just as I'm about to punch him, he top decks Big Game Hunter and I am shot dead. "Who's juiced now?" smirks the Kripp.

twitch chat

November 2015

Kripp

Hearthstone

Hold on let me fix my hair

twitchquotes: KappaClaus

let me take this hat off KappaRoss

dear me my hair! NotLikeThis

this is worse! NotLikeThis

Ahh much better Kappa

twitch chat

February 2016

Kripp

My name is Sheep

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] 48 year man from somalia

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