[Copypasta] 48 year man from somalia

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england.. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "heart of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 17. pls no copy pasterino my story
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Classic

(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Breakdown of Kripp stream

twitchquotes: Breakdown of Kripp stream: β˜‘ always 1 hr late β˜‘ 20 minute intro β˜‘ bit sleepy today β˜‘ foodie time β˜‘ constant salt/complaining β˜‘ 1 hr of actual gameplay β˜‘ ending stream early β˜‘ no stream tomorrow
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

Whisper solemnly into the dark. 'kripparrian'

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½“ο½•ο½„ο½„ο½…ο½Žο½Œο½™οΌŽ ｉ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ｃｕｍ ο½‰ο½Ž ｍｙ ο½„ο½‰ο½ο½ο½…ο½’οΌŽ ｉ ο½—ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ο½ο½…ο½’ ο½“ο½ο½Œο½…ο½ο½Žο½Œο½™ ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½„ο½ο½’ο½‹οΌŽ 'ο½‹ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ο½ο½’ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ'
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Hey Kripp, how's it going, totemic might here

twitchquotes: β—₯β–ˆΜ†β—€ Hey Kripp, how's it going, totemic might here. I would just like to ask if you would build a totemic might deck where you use your totem and make it mighty for 0 mana. Thanks!β—₯β–ˆΜ†β—€
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

BabyRage pyramid

BabyRage only real KRIPP can build perfect pyramid BabyRage BabyRage . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me !! BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage And my pyramid still higher!!!!!! BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage
twitch chat
April 2017
Kripp

Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed

twitchquotes: Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed where a breathless Hafu is waiting. She takes hold of his hand and whispers, "It's ok, I broke up with Jake." He squeezes her hand, let's go, squeezes again, "You're the best female arena player...," Kripp says dejectedly, "But I made a vow to Rania to never love another woman." Hafu runs her hands lovingly down his cheek, "You're not cheating," she whispers, "I'm really Amaz."
twitch chat
August 2018
Kripp
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